Song | 洁厕洁厕洗厕所 |
Artist | 曾志伟 |
Album | 宇宙无敌奖门人(终极原声大碟) |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[ti:洁厕洁厕洗厕所] | |
[ar:曾志伟] | |
[00:28.35] | hey 白头佬木头佬贼头佬 |
[00:32.91] | hey 掘头佬fing 头佬0刀(gut)头佬 |
[00:36.267] | hey 芋头佬突头佬实头佬 |
[00:40.357] | hey 日头佬袜头佬石头佬 |
[00:44.713] | 想洗靓个厕所要@斗欢婆 |
[00:46.640] | 巨用d 无花果仲请你食烧鹅 |
[00:48.705] | 巨话认住呢个泵清洁好轻松 |
[00:50.629] | 仲话认出呢个窿想你无伤风 |
[00:52.837] | 华仔有只歌好似叫做马桶 |
[00:54.417] | 里面有旧粽你就猛咁涌 |
[00:56.417] | 个样好似洪朝丰 |
[00:58.03] | 但系无巨0甘大个胸个款好鬼忠 |
[00:59.964] | 好似老懵懵 |
[01:00.645] | 洁厕洁厕0也0也da da |
[01:03.357] | 洁厕洁厕0也0也0依0也 |
[01:09.478] | 洁厕洁厕洁厕粉0也 |
[01:13.441] | 洗厕所好好用 |
[01:17.137] | 啊乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[01:20.157] | 洗吓 |
[01:21.685] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[01:26.141] | 污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 |
[01:30.57] | 乌里单刀洗多几吓 |
[01:34.91] | 琴晚你阿爷 |
[01:35.311] | 一点几个阵时仲整污糟0左几张椅 |
[01:42.224] | 成晚霸住一卷卷草纸 |
[01:46.296] | 仲聊你阿嬷当无事 |
[01:49.676] | (搅到我地要)洁厕洁厕0也0也da da |
[01:54.818] | 洁厕洁厕0也0也0依0也 |
[01:58.987] | 洁厕洁厕洁厕粉0也 |
[02:03.106] | 洗厕所好干净 |
[02:06.915] | 啊乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[02:09.836] | 洗吓 |
[02:11.364] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[02:15.884] | 污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 |
[02:19.694] | 乌里单刀洗多几吓 |
[02:23.855] | say 合唔到"及"唔到入唔到 |
[02:27.917] | say 食唔到着唔到训唔到 |
[02:32.77] | say call 唔到陨唔到等唔到 |
[02:36.155] | say 拧唔到fing 唔到掉唔到 |
[02:40.357] | 洗厕所无花果斗鸡婆食烧鹅 |
[02:44.502] | 包租公洪七公手指公冬荫公 |
[02:48.637] | 学生证良民证疯狗症乌龟症 |
[02:52.790] | hku 尤u 福建u i love u |
[03:01.52] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[03:03.590] | 洗吓 |
[03:05.180] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[03:09.620] | 污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 |
[03:13.480] | 乌里单刀洗多几吓 |
[03:17.624] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[03:20.118] | 洗吓 |
[03:21.711] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[03:26.179] | 污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 |
[03:29.999] | 乌里单刀洗多几吓 |
[03:34.116] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[03:36.648] | 洗吓 |
[03:38.203] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗吓 |
[03:42.739] | 污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓 |
[03:46.578] | 乌里单刀洗多几吓 |
[03:50.614] | 乌里单刀洗吓洗<3637,-222,0>吓 |
ti: jie ce jie ce xi ce suo | |
ar: ceng zhi wei | |
[00:28.35] | hey bai tou lao mu tou lao zei tou lao |
[00:32.91] | hey jue tou lao fing tou lao 0 dao gut tou lao |
[00:36.267] | hey yu tou lao tu tou lao shi tou lao |
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[00:44.713] | xiang xi jing ge ce suo yao dou huan po |
[00:46.640] | ju yong d wu hua guo zhong qing ni shi shao e |
[00:48.705] | ju hua ren zhu ne ge beng qing jie hao qing song |
[00:50.629] | zhong hua ren chu ne ge long xiang ni wu shang feng |
[00:52.837] | hua zi you zhi ge hao si jiao zuo ma tong |
[00:54.417] | li mian you jiu zong ni jiu meng han yong |
[00:56.417] | ge yang hao si hong chao feng |
[00:58.03] | dan xi wu ju 0 gan da ge xiong ge kuan hao gui zhong |
[00:59.964] | hao si lao meng meng |
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[01:09.478] | jie ce jie ce jie ce fen 0 ye |
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[01:35.311] | yi dian ji ge zhen shi zhong zheng wu zao 0 zuo ji zhang yi |
[01:42.224] | cheng wan ba zhu yi juan juan cao zhi |
[01:46.296] | zhong liao ni a ma dang wu shi |
[01:49.676] | jiao dao wo di yao jie ce jie ce 0 ye 0 ye da da |
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[01:58.987] | jie ce jie ce jie ce fen 0 ye |
[02:03.106] | xi ce suo hao gan jing |
[02:06.915] | a wu li dan dao xi xia xi xia |
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[02:23.855] | say he wu dao" ji" wu dao ru wu dao |
[02:27.917] | say shi wu dao zhe wu dao xun wu dao |
[02:32.77] | say call wu dao yun wu dao deng wu dao |
[02:36.155] | say ning wu dao fing wu dao diao wu dao |
[02:40.357] | xi ce suo wu hua guo dou ji po shi shao e |
[02:44.502] | bao zu gong hong qi gong shou zhi gong dong yin gong |
[02:48.637] | xue sheng zheng liang min zheng feng gou zheng wu gui zheng |
[02:52.790] | hku you u fu jian u i love u |
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[03:03.590] | xi xia |
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[03:09.620] | wu ji wu zao mao dou xi xi xia |
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[03:21.711] | wu li dan dao xi xia xi xia |
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[03:34.116] | wu li dan dao xi xia xi xia |
[03:36.648] | xi xia |
[03:38.203] | wu li dan dao xi xia xi xia |
[03:42.739] | wu ji wu zao mao dou xi xi xia |
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ti: jié cè jié cè xǐ cè suǒ | |
ar: céng zhì wěi | |
[00:28.35] | hey bái tóu lǎo mù tou lǎo zéi tóu lǎo |
[00:32.91] | hey jué tóu lǎo fing tóu lǎo 0 dāo gut tóu lǎo |
[00:36.267] | hey yù tou lǎo tū tóu lǎo shí tóu lǎo |
[00:40.357] | hey rì tou lǎo wà tóu lǎo shí tou lǎo |
[00:44.713] | xiǎng xǐ jìng gè cè suǒ yào dòu huān pó |
[00:46.640] | jù yòng d wú huā guǒ zhòng qǐng nǐ shí shāo é |
[00:48.705] | jù huà rèn zhù ne gè bèng qīng jié hǎo qīng sōng |
[00:50.629] | zhòng huà rèn chū ne gè lóng xiǎng nǐ wú shāng fēng |
[00:52.837] | huá zǐ yǒu zhǐ gē hǎo sì jiào zuò mǎ tǒng |
[00:54.417] | lǐ miàn yǒu jiù zòng nǐ jiù měng hán yǒng |
[00:56.417] | gè yàng hǎo sì hóng cháo fēng |
[00:58.03] | dàn xì wú jù 0 gān dà gè xiōng gè kuǎn hǎo guǐ zhōng |
[00:59.964] | hǎo sì lǎo měng měng |
[01:00.645] | jié cè jié cè 0 yě 0 yě da da |
[01:03.357] | jié cè jié cè 0 yě 0 yě 0 yī 0 yě |
[01:09.478] | jié cè jié cè jié cè fěn 0 yě |
[01:13.441] | xǐ cè suǒ hǎo hǎo yòng |
[01:17.137] | a wū lǐ dān dāo xǐ xià xǐ xià |
[01:20.157] | xǐ xià |
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[01:26.141] | wū jī wū zāo māo dōu xǐ xǐ xià |
[01:30.57] | wū lǐ dān dāo xǐ duō jǐ xià |
[01:34.91] | qín wǎn nǐ ā yé |
[01:35.311] | yì diǎn jǐ gè zhèn shí zhòng zhěng wū zāo 0 zuǒ jǐ zhāng yǐ |
[01:42.224] | chéng wǎn bà zhù yī juàn juǎn cǎo zhǐ |
[01:46.296] | zhòng liáo nǐ ā mā dāng wú shì |
[01:49.676] | jiǎo dào wǒ dì yào jié cè jié cè 0 yě 0 yě da da |
[01:54.818] | jié cè jié cè 0 yě 0 yě 0 yī 0 yě |
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[02:03.106] | xǐ cè suǒ hǎo gān jìng |
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[02:09.836] | xǐ xià |
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[02:15.884] | wū jī wū zāo māo dōu xǐ xǐ xià |
[02:19.694] | wū lǐ dān dāo xǐ duō jǐ xià |
[02:23.855] | say hé wú dào" jí" wú dào rù wú dào |
[02:27.917] | say shí wú dào zhe wú dào xùn wú dào |
[02:32.77] | say call wú dào yǔn wú dào děng wú dào |
[02:36.155] | say níng wú dào fing wú dào diào wú dào |
[02:40.357] | xǐ cè suǒ wú huā guǒ dòu jī pó shí shāo é |
[02:44.502] | bāo zū gōng hóng qī gōng shǒu zhǐ gōng dōng yīn gōng |
[02:48.637] | xué shēng zhèng liáng mín zhèng fēng gǒu zhèng wū guī zhèng |
[02:52.790] | hku yóu u fú jiàn u i love u |
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[03:03.590] | xǐ xià |
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[03:42.739] | wū jī wū zāo māo dōu xǐ xǐ xià |
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