xi shi

Song 西施
Artist 郑进一
Album 简简单单(口白歪歌系列2)

Lyrics

[00:22.16] 我有一个七仔叫作扁G　
[00:25.62] 伊壳头缺嘴又搁蒜头鼻
[00:27.96] 长长的头毛可惜算算的无几支　
[00:30.80] 有时存风若吹来亲像吹着蜘蛛丝
[00:34.46] 伊爸爸块开当店钱庄放重利　
[00:37.97] 搁A局卖毒走私做乌龟
[00:40.77] 伊妈妈生美可惜脚骨大小支　
[00:43.40] 听人讲十叁岁就乎伊阿叔块包饲
[00:48.07] 情人眼中出西施　
[00:50.50] 丑女卡抹甲人相争
[00:53.16] 横竖我嘛不是什麽东西　
[00:56.17] 大家拢无相批
[00:59.07] 情人眼中出西施　
[01:01.68] 美的颠倒卡无彼青
[01:04.40] 横竖我嘛已经
[01:05.99] 虚　虚　虚　
[01:07.26] 青对虚　
[01:09.00] 看谁人卡吃亏
[01:31.46] 我有一只马仔叫WC
[01:33.69] 内脚尾拢总一百四十二
[01:36.36] 肥肥的体格为何胸坎若楼梯　
[01:38.94] 若躺块时存会冻停着二只喷射机
[01:42.53] 伊哥哥细汉就学人七桃做兄弟　
[01:46.08] 出道就乎人邰一下变白痴
[01:49.13] 伊小弟块做律师替人打官司
[01:51.45] 听人讲这存治块内篱仔乎咱政府饲
[01:56.33] 情人眼中出西施　
[01:58.55] 丑女卡抹甲人相争
[02:01.32] 横竖我嘛不是什麽东西　
[02:04.28] 大家拢无相批
[02:07.05] 情人眼中出西施　
[02:09.87] 美的颠倒卡无彼青
[02:12.35] 横竖我嘛已经
[02:13.94] 虚　虚　虚　
[02:15.44] 青对虚　
[02:16.79] 看谁人卡吃亏
[02:38.59] 我有一个爱人叫作ET
[02:41.81] 伊丑甲出世父母着不敢饲
[02:44.65] 红红的嘴唇可惜内面搁大小齿　
[02:47.37] 若雄雄笑的时存你会抓准看着鬼
[02:51.50] 伊姐姐块做护士住治疯病院　
[02:54.38] 伊姊夫块做医生医自己
[02:57.16] 伊小妹真正古锥可惜烧支支
[02:59.85] 听人讲甘那拿囝仔会冻开一间孤儿院
[03:04.37] 情人眼中出西施　
[03:06.86] 丑女卡抹甲人相争
[03:09.55] 横竖我嘛不是什麽东西　
[03:12.60] 大家拢无相批
[03:15.41] 情人眼中出西施　
[03:17.90] 美的颠倒卡无彼青
[03:20.58] 横竖我嘛已经
[03:22.13] 虚　虚　虚　
[03:23.55] 青对虚　
[03:25.31] 看谁人卡吃亏

Pinyin

[00:22.16] wǒ yǒu yí gè qī zǐ jiào zuò biǎn G　
[00:25.62] yī ké tóu quē zuǐ yòu gē suàn tóu bí
[00:27.96] cháng cháng de tóu máo kě xī suàn suàn de wú jǐ zhī　
[00:30.80] yǒu shí cún fēng ruò chuī lái qīn xiàng chuī zhe zhī zhū sī
[00:34.46] yī bà bà kuài kāi dāng diàn qián zhuāng fàng zhòng lì　
[00:37.97] gē A jú mài dú zǒu sī zuò wū guī
[00:40.77] yī mā mā shēng měi kě xī jiǎo gǔ dà xiǎo zhī　
[00:43.40] tīng rén jiǎng shí sān suì jiù hū yī ā shū kuài bāo sì
[00:48.07] qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī　
[00:50.50] chǒu nǚ kǎ mǒ jiǎ rén xiāng zhēng
[00:53.16] héng shù wǒ ma bú shì shén mó dōng xī　
[00:56.17] dà jiā lǒng wú xiāng pī
[00:59.07] qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī　
[01:01.68] měi dí diān dǎo kǎ wú bǐ qīng
[01:04.40] héng shù wǒ ma yǐ jīng
[01:05.99] xū　 xū　 xū　
[01:07.26] qīng duì xū　
[01:09.00] kàn shuí rén kǎ chī kuī
[01:31.46] wǒ yǒu yì zhī mǎ zǎi jiào WC
[01:33.69] nèi jiǎo wěi lǒng zǒng yī bǎi sì shí èr
[01:36.36] féi féi de tǐ gé wèi hé xiōng kǎn ruò lóu tī　
[01:38.94] ruò tǎng kuài shí cún huì dòng tíng zhe èr zhǐ pēn shè jī
[01:42.53] yī gē ge xì hàn jiù xué rén qī táo zuò xiōng dì　
[01:46.08] chū dào jiù hū rén tái yī xià biàn bái chī
[01:49.13] yī xiǎo dì kuài zuò lǜ shī tì rén dǎ guān sī
[01:51.45] tīng rén jiǎng zhè cún zhì kuài nèi lí zǐ hū zán zhèng fǔ sì
[01:56.33] qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī　
[01:58.55] chǒu nǚ kǎ mǒ jiǎ rén xiāng zhēng
[02:01.32] héng shù wǒ ma bú shì shén mó dōng xī　
[02:04.28] dà jiā lǒng wú xiāng pī
[02:07.05] qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī　
[02:09.87] měi dí diān dǎo kǎ wú bǐ qīng
[02:12.35] héng shù wǒ ma yǐ jīng
[02:13.94] xū　 xū　 xū　
[02:15.44] qīng duì xū　
[02:16.79] kàn shuí rén kǎ chī kuī
[02:38.59] wǒ yǒu yí gè ài rén jiào zuò ET
[02:41.81] yī chǒu jiǎ chū shì fù mǔ zhe bù gǎn sì
[02:44.65] hóng hóng de zuǐ chún kě xī nèi miàn gē dà xiǎo chǐ　
[02:47.37] ruò xióng xióng xiào de shí cún nǐ huì zhuā zhǔn kàn zhe guǐ
[02:51.50] yī jiě jie kuài zuò hù shì zhù zhì fēng bìng yuàn　
[02:54.38] yī zǐ fū kuài zuò yī shēng yī zì jǐ
[02:57.16] yī xiǎo mèi zhēn zhèng gǔ zhuī kě xī shāo zhī zhī
[02:59.85] tīng rén jiǎng gān nà ná jiǎn zǐ huì dòng kāi yī jiān gū ér yuàn
[03:04.37] qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī　
[03:06.86] chǒu nǚ kǎ mǒ jiǎ rén xiāng zhēng
[03:09.55] héng shù wǒ ma bú shì shén mó dōng xī　
[03:12.60] dà jiā lǒng wú xiāng pī
[03:15.41] qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī　
[03:17.90] měi dí diān dǎo kǎ wú bǐ qīng
[03:20.58] héng shù wǒ ma yǐ jīng
[03:22.13] xū　 xū　 xū　
[03:23.55] qīng duì xū　
[03:25.31] kàn shuí rén kǎ chī kuī