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Song 福州伯的故事
Artist 郑进一
Album 简简单单(口白歪歌系列2)

Lyrics

[ti:福州伯的故事]
[ar:郑进一]
[00:03.391]
[00:11.46] 我是飘撇的福州人
[00:18.544] 唐山过台湾
[00:23.731] 有钱有势搁有权
[00:27.731] 正港社会一尾虫
[00:31.584] 我啊爸在做议员
[00:35.105] 我啊妈在卖福州裳
[00:39.520] 有一件事软啊尚怨叹
[00:42.415] 我英倒啊噶A 惊死人
[00:46.106] 各位朋友大家好
[00:48.810] 我福州伯啊福州过台湾
[00:50.920] 手拿三支刀加刀菜刀
[00:52.730] 剃头刀放尿搁不臭抽
[00:55.180]
[00:57.85] 今天有一件是要跟大家说就是我家好额人
[00:59.747] 因为他们三代都在做官我啊祖死都死了我们就不要说了
[01:05.270] 我啊公在起笑最重要的是我啊爸
[01:08.550] 我们的啊爸真是令人尊重
[01:10.910] 因为例他做了三界的议员我庄越来越穷
[01:14.589] 因为有啊A 没啊A 晚上也A 日是啊A 我老母嘛带孩子A 真的是
[01:20.289] 无所不知别人送钱来黑丝
[01:23.116] 不示没有跟人收
[01:24.719] 所以例我老爸真正是令人尊重啊爸I LOVE YOU
[01:28.654] 我是堂堂的清啊幛
[01:38.526] 出名的七啊摁
[01:42.494] 虽然踏底人细汗
[01:45.927] 躺在床上才知谁卡高
[01:48.274] 花天酒地是软仔的本行
[01:53.330] 长头毛就带出场骗上床
[01:56.259] 爽一爽可能是某多顾卡无紧
[02:01.689] 软仔的子那会无相同
[02:05.433]
[02:09.894] 软仔是歹命的福州人
[03:00.708] 好额甲有够烦田园厝地祖公仔产
[03:04.626] 每天放火烧嘛烧不完有一日软仔阿爸甲我讲
[03:12.577] 叫我自己就爱保重才知影阮兜已经破产
[03:20.437] 害软仔听一下裤底湿
[03:24.877] 从今以后我就凄惨
[03:28.617] 软仔这嘛治路边块卖福州丸
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Pinyin

ti: fú zhōu bó de gù shì
ar: zhèng jìn yī
[00:03.391]
[00:11.46] wǒ shì piāo piē de fú zhōu rén
[00:18.544] táng shān guò tái wān
[00:23.731] yǒu qián yǒu shì gē yǒu quán
[00:27.731] zhèng gǎng shè huì yī wěi chóng
[00:31.584] wǒ a bà zài zuò yì yuán
[00:35.105] wǒ a mā zài mài fú zhōu shang
[00:39.520] yǒu yī jiàn shì ruǎn a shàng yuàn tàn
[00:42.415] wǒ yīng dào a gá A jīng sǐ rén
[00:46.106] gè wèi péng yǒu dà jiā hǎo
[00:48.810] wǒ fú zhōu bó a fú zhōu guò tái wān
[00:50.920] shǒu ná sān zhī dāo jiā dāo cài dāo
[00:52.730] tì tóu dāo fàng niào gē bù chòu chōu
[00:55.180]
[00:57.85] jīn tiān yǒu yī jiàn shì yào gēn dà jiā shuō jiù shì wǒ jiā hǎo é rén
[00:59.747] yīn wèi tā men sān dài dōu zài zuò guān wǒ a zǔ sǐ dōu sǐ le wǒ men jiù bú yào shuō le
[01:05.270] wǒ a gōng zài qǐ xiào zuì zhòng yào de shì wǒ a bà
[01:08.550] wǒ men de a bà zhēn shì lìng rén zūn zhòng
[01:10.910] yīn wèi lì tā zuò le sān jiè de yì yuán wǒ zhuāng yuè lái yuè qióng
[01:14.589] yīn wèi yǒu a A méi a A wǎn shàng yě A rì shì a A wǒ lǎo mǔ ma dài hái zi A zhēn de shì
[01:20.289] wú suǒ bù zhī bié rén sòng qián lái hēi sī
[01:23.116] bù shì méi yǒu gēn rén shōu
[01:24.719] suǒ yǐ lì wǒ lǎo bà zhēn zhèng shì lìng rén zūn zhòng a bà I LOVE YOU
[01:28.654] wǒ shì táng táng de qīng a zhàng
[01:38.526] chū míng de qī a èn
[01:42.494] suī rán tà dǐ rén xì hàn
[01:45.927] tǎng zài chuáng shàng cái zhī shuí kǎ gāo
[01:48.274] huā tiān jiǔ dì shì ruǎn zǐ de běn háng
[01:53.330] cháng tóu máo jiù dài chū chǎng piàn shàng chuáng
[01:56.259] shuǎng yī shuǎng kě néng shì mǒu duō gù kǎ wú jǐn
[02:01.689] ruǎn zǐ de zǐ nà huì wú xiāng tóng
[02:05.433]
[02:09.894] ruǎn zǐ shì dǎi mìng de fú zhōu rén
[03:00.708] hǎo é jiǎ yǒu gòu fán tián yuán cuò dì zǔ gōng zǎi chǎn
[03:04.626] měi tiān fàng huǒ shāo ma shāo bù wán yǒu yī rì ruǎn zǐ ā bà jiǎ wǒ jiǎng
[03:12.577] jiào wǒ zì jǐ jiù ài bǎo zhòng cái zhī yǐng ruǎn dōu yǐ jīng pò chǎn
[03:20.437] hài ruǎn zǐ tīng yī xià kù dǐ shī
[03:24.877] cóng jīn yǐ hòu wǒ jiù qī cǎn
[03:28.617] ruǎn zǐ zhè ma zhì lù biān kuài mài fú zhōu wán
[03:30.797]