Song | 乞食歌 |
Artist | 郑进一 |
Album | 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3) |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.00] | 作词 : 作曲是蔭屍人 |
[01:08.506] | (兄)正月算来是过新年 锣鼓炮声响连天 |
[01:19.108] | 伸手牵着阮小弟 家家户户来分钱 |
[01:26.758] | 阮是无父无母的孤儿 屏段赚又搁骨力开钱 |
[01:35.381] | 请你ㄚ出手是觅ㄚ客气 一千五百以下觅考虑 |
[01:43.445] | (弟)二月算来呀陈ㄚ新雷 叫声阿兄 咱紧来去 |
[02:00.67] | 明仔在有三脚的会仔钱 银行的贷款搁到期 |
[02:07.287] | 堵着今年是歹景气 各行各业拢虚虚虚ㄛ |
[02:17.43] | 分咱尚少可能是不得已 阿兄你着不通发脾气 |
[02:24.324] | (兄)三月算来ㄚ是清明 人人扫墓上山顶 |
[02:41.444] | 叫声小弟你叼行进前 我来拷草你甲人斗烧金 |
[02:49.508] | 顺煞甲人报告咱的行情 一门墓碑咱们总收六千 |
[02:57.400] | 三牲四果着乎人拿ㄚ返去用 因为咱无冰箱通好冰ㄛ |
[03:05.828] | (弟)四月算来是春天后 无寒无热风透透 |
[03:22.214] | 每日睏甲日中逗 甲阮阿兄送饭包 |
[03:30.691] | 因为阮阿兄是歹嘴斗 捡菜捡食搁真快夭 |
[03:39.379] | 想着歹命强要哭 何时何日才会出头 |
[03:47.601] | (兄)五月算来是绑肉粽 听讲纪念一个七桃人 |
[04:04.03] | 伊的名叫做诸ㄚ葛亮 随嘉庆君是到台湾 |
[04:12.338] | 为着要保护一个情报员ㄚ 全家跳落去基隆港 |
[04:20.690] | 你若有听过烧ㄚ肉粽 作词作曲是荫屍人 |
[04:28.962] | (弟)六月算来是茉莉花香 对对情人入洞房 |
[04:45.441] | 想到阿兄我目眶红 为阮牺牲嘛有够重 |
[04:53.873] | 为着要照顾我归世人 另外彼个小弟ㄚ煞放咧乎孵脓 |
[05:02.61] | 甘愿录影带看归暗 看甲已经强要不成人 |
[05:09.250] | (兄)七月算来ㄚ是普渡 真多好兄弟仔咱爱照顾 |
[05:26.721] | 人讲好心ㄚ有ㄚ好报 做歹事叼不通行暗路 |
[05:34.577] | 害我每日看着日ㄚ头落 就缩治厝内不敢四界余 |
[05:43.312] | 我诚ㄚ心ㄚ诚ㄚ意ㄚ来ㄚ祈祷 若要乎着捉阮小弟ㄚ伊卡可恶 |
[05:51.312] | (弟)八月算来ㄚ是中秋 閤家团圆赏月娘 |
[06:08.96] | 一个头家嘛真夭寿 只那分我一粒文旦柚 |
[06:16.372] | 这款侮辱我不接受 阿兄决定要去报仇 |
[06:23.582] | 跪惦伊门口ㄚ苦苦哀求 想不到煞去乎伊泼猪油 |
[06:33.21] | (兄)九月算来ㄚ是ㄚ重阳 想着食老我无路用 |
[06:49.390] | 叫声小弟ㄚ你爱ㄚ坚强 阿兄若扯起来你着觅悲伤 |
[06:57.199] | (弟)阿兄你着爱听我讲 我有走去庙仔问彼个土地公 |
[07:05.935] | 伊讲你上多是乎车撞 上盖严重呀是中风 |
[07:13.311] | (兄)十ㄚ月ㄚ算ㄚ来ㄚ秋ㄚ风ㄚ冷ㄚㄛ 无人了解乞食的心情 |
[07:29.726] | 现代的人ㄚ无ㄚ人性 小气冻酸搁无ㄚ良心ㄛ |
[07:37.994] | (弟)人讲人情是冷如冰 阿兄你生气是有啥路用 |
[07:47.120] | 举头三尺有神明 彼款的人一定有报应 |
[07:55.199] | (兄)十一月算来是冬至 不知不觉加一岁 |
[08:12.29] | 今ㄚ年的体检ㄚ若通过 小弟ㄚ你着爱去兵营来受罪ㄛ |
[08:20.285] | 我对三岁着假清瞑 绝对看不出我是假 |
[08:27.629] | 假使这招若骗未过 我还搁一步惦土脚爬 |
[08:36.783] | (兄)十二月算来ㄚ是ㄚ年底 |
[08:49.211] | (弟)辛苦一年有代价 |
[08:52.365] | (兄)叫声小弟仔你叼免ㄚ歹势 |
[08:56.680] | (弟)阿兄人我已经揣好布袋 |
[09:01.54] | (兄)我做乞食嘛有ㄚ计划 |
[09:04.890] | (弟)明年开始我假做畜牲 |
[09:09.342] | (合)同生同死同进退 代代做乞食嘛无反悔 |
[00:00.00] | zuo ci : zuo qu shi yin shi ren |
[01:08.506] | xiong zheng yue suan lai shi guo xin nian luo gu pao sheng xiang lian tian |
[01:19.108] | shen shou qian zhe ruan xiao di jia jia hu hu lai fen qian |
[01:26.758] | ruan shi wu fu wu mu de gu er ping duan zhuan you ge gu li kai qian |
[01:35.381] | qing ni chu shou shi mi ke qi yi qian wu bai yi xia mi kao lv |
[01:43.445] | di er yue suan lai ya chen xin lei jiao sheng a xiong zan jin lai qu |
[02:00.67] | ming zi zai you san jiao de hui zi qian yin hang de dai kuan ge dao qi |
[02:07.287] | du zhe jin nian shi dai jing qi ge hang ge ye long xu xu xu |
[02:17.43] | fen zan shang shao ke neng shi bu de yi a xiong ni zhe bu tong fa pi qi |
[02:24.324] | xiong san yue suan lai shi qing ming ren ren sao mu shang shan ding |
[02:41.444] | jiao sheng xiao di ni diao xing jin qian wo lai kao cao ni jia ren dou shao jin |
[02:49.508] | shun sha jia ren bao gao zan de hang qing yi men mu bei zan men zong shou liu qian |
[02:57.400] | san sheng si guo zhe hu ren na fan qu yong yin wei zan wu bing xiang tong hao bing |
[03:05.828] | di si yue suan lai shi chun tian hou wu han wu re feng tou tou |
[03:22.214] | mei ri kun jia ri zhong dou jia ruan a xiong song fan bao |
[03:30.691] | yin wei ruan a xiong shi dai zui dou jian cai jian shi ge zhen kuai yao |
[03:39.379] | xiang zhe dai ming qiang yao ku he shi he ri cai hui chu tou |
[03:47.601] | xiong wu yue suan lai shi bang rou zong ting jiang ji nian yi ge qi tao ren |
[04:04.03] | yi de ming jiao zuo zhu ge liang sui jia qing jun shi dao tai wan |
[04:12.338] | wei zhe yao bao hu yi ge qing bao yuan quan jia tiao luo qu ji long gang |
[04:20.690] | ni ruo you ting guo shao rou zong zuo ci zuo qu shi yin shi ren |
[04:28.962] | di liu yue suan lai shi mo li hua xiang dui dui qing ren ru dong fang |
[04:45.441] | xiang dao a xiong wo mu kuang hong wei ruan xi sheng ma you gou zhong |
[04:53.873] | wei zhe yao zhao gu wo gui shi ren ling wai bi ge xiao di sha fang lie hu fu nong |
[05:02.61] | gan yuan lu ying dai kan gui an kan jia yi jing qiang yao bu cheng ren |
[05:09.250] | xiong qi yue suan lai shi pu du zhen duo hao xiong di zi zan ai zhao gu |
[05:26.721] | ren jiang hao xin you hao bao zuo dai shi diao bu tong xing an lu |
[05:34.577] | hai wo mei ri kan zhe ri tou luo jiu suo zhi cuo nei bu gan si jie yu |
[05:43.312] | wo cheng xin cheng yi lai qi dao ruo yao hu zhe zhuo ruan xiao di yi ka ke wu |
[05:51.312] | di ba yue suan lai shi zhong qiu ge jia tuan yuan shang yue niang |
[06:08.96] | yi ge tou jia ma zhen yao shou zhi na fen wo yi li wen dan you |
[06:16.372] | zhe kuan wu ru wo bu jie shou a xiong jue ding yao qu bao chou |
[06:23.582] | gui dian yi men kou ku ku ai qiu xiang bu dao sha qu hu yi po zhu you |
[06:33.21] | xiong jiu yue suan lai shi chong yang xiang zhe shi lao wo wu lu yong |
[06:49.390] | jiao sheng xiao di ni ai jian qiang a xiong ruo che qi lai ni zhe mi bei shang |
[06:57.199] | di a xiong ni zhe ai ting wo jiang wo you zou qu miao zi wen bi ge tu di gong |
[07:05.935] | yi jiang ni shang duo shi hu che zhuang shang gai yan zhong ya shi zhong feng |
[07:13.311] | xiong shi yue suan lai qiu feng leng wu ren liao jie qi shi de xin qing |
[07:29.726] | xian dai de ren wu ren xing xiao qi dong suan ge wu liang xin |
[07:37.994] | di ren jiang ren qing shi leng ru bing a xiong ni sheng qi shi you sha lu yong |
[07:47.120] | ju tou san chi you shen ming bi kuan de ren yi ding you bao ying |
[07:55.199] | xiong shi yi yue suan lai shi dong zhi bu zhi bu jue jia yi sui |
[08:12.29] | jin nian de ti jian ruo tong guo xiao di ni zhe ai qu bing ying lai shou zui |
[08:20.285] | wo dui san sui zhe jia qing ming jue dui kan bu chu wo shi jia |
[08:27.629] | jia shi zhe zhao ruo pian wei guo wo hai ge yi bu dian tu jiao pa |
[08:36.783] | xiong shi er yue suan lai shi nian di |
[08:49.211] | di xin ku yi nian you dai jia |
[08:52.365] | xiong jiao sheng xiao di zi ni diao mian dai shi |
[08:56.680] | di a xiong ren wo yi jing chuai hao bu dai |
[09:01.54] | xiong wo zuo qi shi ma you ji hua |
[09:04.890] | di ming nian kai shi wo jia zuo chu sheng |
[09:09.342] | he tong sheng tong si tong jin tui dai dai zuo qi shi ma wu fan hui |
[00:00.00] | zuò cí : zuò qǔ shì yīn shī rén |
[01:08.506] | xiōng zhēng yuè suàn lái shì guò xīn nián luó gǔ pào shēng xiǎng lián tiān |
[01:19.108] | shēn shǒu qiān zhe ruǎn xiǎo dì jiā jiā hù hù lái fēn qián |
[01:26.758] | ruǎn shì wú fù wú mǔ de gū ér píng duàn zhuàn yòu gē gǔ lì kāi qián |
[01:35.381] | qǐng nǐ chū shǒu shì mì kè qì yī qiān wǔ bǎi yǐ xià mì kǎo lǜ |
[01:43.445] | dì èr yuè suàn lái ya chén xīn léi jiào shēng ā xiōng zán jǐn lái qù |
[02:00.67] | míng zǐ zài yǒu sān jiǎo de huì zǐ qián yín háng de dài kuǎn gē dào qī |
[02:07.287] | dǔ zhe jīn nián shì dǎi jǐng qì gè háng gè yè lǒng xū xū xū |
[02:17.43] | fēn zán shàng shǎo kě néng shì bù dé yǐ ā xiōng nǐ zhe bù tōng fā pí qì |
[02:24.324] | xiōng sān yuè suàn lái shì qīng míng rén rén sǎo mù shàng shān dǐng |
[02:41.444] | jiào shēng xiǎo dì nǐ diāo xíng jìn qián wǒ lái kǎo cǎo nǐ jiǎ rén dòu shāo jīn |
[02:49.508] | shùn shā jiǎ rén bào gào zán de háng qíng yī mén mù bēi zán men zǒng shōu liù qiān |
[02:57.400] | sān shēng sì guǒ zhe hū rén ná fǎn qù yòng yīn wèi zán wú bīng xiāng tōng hǎo bīng |
[03:05.828] | dì sì yuè suàn lái shì chūn tiān hòu wú hán wú rè fēng tòu tòu |
[03:22.214] | měi rì kùn jiǎ rì zhōng dòu jiǎ ruǎn ā xiōng sòng fàn bāo |
[03:30.691] | yīn wèi ruǎn ā xiōng shì dǎi zuǐ dòu jiǎn cài jiǎn shí gē zhēn kuài yāo |
[03:39.379] | xiǎng zhe dǎi mìng qiáng yào kū hé shí hé rì cái huì chū tóu |
[03:47.601] | xiōng wǔ yuè suàn lái shì bǎng ròu zòng tīng jiǎng jì niàn yí gè qī táo rén |
[04:04.03] | yī de míng jiào zuò zhū gé liàng suí jiā qìng jūn shì dào tái wān |
[04:12.338] | wéi zhe yào bǎo hù yí gè qíng bào yuán quán jiā tiào luò qù jī lóng gǎng |
[04:20.690] | nǐ ruò yǒu tīng guò shāo ròu zòng zuò cí zuò qǔ shì yīn shī rén |
[04:28.962] | dì liù yuè suàn lái shì mò lì huā xiāng duì duì qíng rén rù dòng fáng |
[04:45.441] | xiǎng dào ā xiōng wǒ mù kuàng hóng wèi ruǎn xī shēng ma yǒu gòu zhòng |
[04:53.873] | wéi zhe yào zhào gù wǒ guī shì rén lìng wài bǐ gè xiǎo dì shā fàng liě hū fū nóng |
[05:02.61] | gān yuàn lù yǐng dài kàn guī àn kàn jiǎ yǐ jīng qiáng yào bù chéng rén |
[05:09.250] | xiōng qī yuè suàn lái shì pǔ dù zhēn duō hǎo xiōng dì zǐ zán ài zhào gù |
[05:26.721] | rén jiǎng hǎo xīn yǒu hǎo bào zuò dǎi shì diāo bù tōng xíng àn lù |
[05:34.577] | hài wǒ měi rì kàn zhe rì tóu luò jiù suō zhì cuò nèi bù gǎn sì jiè yú |
[05:43.312] | wǒ chéng xīn chéng yì lái qí dǎo ruò yào hū zhe zhuō ruǎn xiǎo dì yī kǎ kě wù |
[05:51.312] | dì bā yuè suàn lái shì zhōng qiū gé jiā tuán yuán shǎng yuè niáng |
[06:08.96] | yí gè tóu jiā ma zhēn yāo shòu zhǐ nà fēn wǒ yī lì wén dàn yòu |
[06:16.372] | zhè kuǎn wǔ rǔ wǒ bù jiē shòu ā xiōng jué dìng yào qù bào chóu |
[06:23.582] | guì diàn yī mén kǒu kǔ kǔ āi qiú xiǎng bú dào shā qù hū yī pō zhū yóu |
[06:33.21] | xiōng jiǔ yuè suàn lái shì chóng yáng xiǎng zhe shí lǎo wǒ wú lù yòng |
[06:49.390] | jiào shēng xiǎo dì nǐ ài jiān qiáng ā xiōng ruò chě qǐ lái nǐ zhe mì bēi shāng |
[06:57.199] | dì ā xiōng nǐ zhe ài tīng wǒ jiǎng wǒ yǒu zǒu qù miào zǐ wèn bǐ gè tǔ dì gōng |
[07:05.935] | yī jiǎng nǐ shàng duō shì hū chē zhuàng shàng gài yán zhòng ya shì zhòng fēng |
[07:13.311] | xiōng shí yuè suàn lái qiū fēng lěng wú rén liǎo jiě qǐ shí de xīn qíng |
[07:29.726] | xiàn dài de rén wú rén xìng xiǎo qì dòng suān gē wú liáng xīn |
[07:37.994] | dì rén jiǎng rén qíng shì lěng rú bīng ā xiōng nǐ shēng qì shì yǒu shà lù yòng |
[07:47.120] | jǔ tóu sān chǐ yǒu shén míng bǐ kuǎn de rén yí dìng yǒu bào yìng |
[07:55.199] | xiōng shí yī yuè suàn lái shì dōng zhì bù zhī bù jué jiā yī suì |
[08:12.29] | jīn nián de tǐ jiǎn ruò tōng guò xiǎo dì nǐ zhe ài qù bīng yíng lái shòu zuì |
[08:20.285] | wǒ duì sān suì zhe jiǎ qīng míng jué duì kàn bu chū wǒ shì jiǎ |
[08:27.629] | jiǎ shǐ zhè zhāo ruò piàn wèi guò wǒ hái gē yī bù diàn tǔ jiǎo pá |
[08:36.783] | xiōng shí èr yuè suàn lái shì nián dǐ |
[08:49.211] | dì xīn kǔ yī nián yǒu dài jià |
[08:52.365] | xiōng jiào shēng xiǎo dì zǐ nǐ diāo miǎn dǎi shì |
[08:56.680] | dì ā xiōng rén wǒ yǐ jīng chuāi hǎo bù dài |
[09:01.54] | xiōng wǒ zuò qǐ shí ma yǒu jì huà |
[09:04.890] | dì míng nián kāi shǐ wǒ jiǎ zuò chù shēng |
[09:09.342] | hé tóng shēng tóng sǐ tóng jìn tuì dài dài zuò qǐ shí ma wú fǎn huǐ |