废话
fei hua Lyrics
| Song | 废话 |
| Artist | 郑进一 |
| Album | 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:38.670] | 我这嘛要来讲废话 |
| [00:40.680] | 请恁就斟酌听详细 |
| [00:42.940] | 你若对头来听甲尾 |
| [00:44.840] | 保证对我会尊重甲钦佩 |
| [00:47.120] | 若A狗着一定未讲话 |
| [00:49.420] | 若未讲话着一定袂相骂 |
| [00:51.430] | 那看无伊绝对是青暝 |
| [00:53.700] | 那刀仔台过瘤过插过堵过噗过 |
| [00:57.070] | 一定会流血 |
| [00:58.930] | |
| [01:06.890] | 不够长就是有卡短 |
| [01:08.930] | 不够大就是有卡小 |
| [01:11.120] | 要卡ㄌ就是甭尚矮 |
| [01:13.370] | 尚过阔就是不够窄 |
| [01:15.800] | 感觉高就是不够低 |
| [01:17.700] | 嫌尚少就是无够多 |
| [01:19.880] | 不是真就是假不是进就是退 |
| [01:22.200] | 那不是这乎 |
| [01:23.250] | |
| [01:23.950] | 嘿嘿嘿 |
| [01:25.060] | 就是 |
| [01:26.350] | |
| [01:35.360] | 阿公是阿爸的老父 |
| [01:37.430] | 阿爸的阿兄是阿伯 |
| [01:39.630] | 阿伯比阿爸卡代先生 |
| [01:41.860] | 阿爸比阿伯叨卡少岁 |
| [01:44.040] | 妈妈的阿姐要叫做姐姐 |
| [01:46.050] | 妈妈是尹姐姐的小妹 |
| [01:48.580] | 伊二人拢是查某的 |
| [01:50.320] | 不一定谁会先嫁 |
| [01:51.900] | 但是嫁的旯 |
| [01:53.250] | 绝对拢是查埔喂 |
| [01:56.800] | |
| [02:03.610] | 生查甫就昃生孝生 |
| [02:05.770] | 生左某子就是查某 |
| [02:08.120] | 拢没子就是拢未生 |
| [02:10.070] | 真多子这叫做啥真敖生 |
| [02:12.370] | 别人的子是别人块生 |
| [02:14.340] | 那自己的子就是自己生 |
| [02:16.560] | 人若咧歹运着就叫个虽衰 |
| [02:18.590] | 所以种瓢仔嘛有可能诶 |
| [02:21.920] | 生菜瓜圭唷 |
| [02:23.960] | |
| [02:40.720] | 每个人都有那麽一张脸 |
| [02:42.640] | 脸刚好长在头上面 |
| [02:44.760] | 而且脸它全部都朝向前 |
| [02:46.960] | 所以头的後边就没有脸 |
| [02:49.160] | 既然脸是长在头上面 |
| [02:51.220] | 当然也不会生在头两边儿 |
| [02:53.350] | 加上脸它不会在後面 |
| [02:56.050] | 因此头的前面一定就是 |
| [02:59.160] | 一张脸 |
| [03:00.730] | |
| [03:08.750] | 其实脸如果是在後面 |
| [03:10.870] | 那麽前面就一定不是脸 |
| [03:13.100] | 不过脸如果长在头两边 |
| [03:15.230] | 应该头的後面也就没有脸 |
| [03:17.360] | 因为脸不能长在头後面 |
| [03:19.500] | 甚至不能长在头两边 |
| [03:21.700] | 还好後面跟俩边都不是脸 |
| [03:23.870] | 不然这个脸就已经不能够 |
| [03:26.330] | 这个是 |
| [03:27.570] | 在前面 |
| [03:29.090] | |
| [03:37.160] | 知道脸是长在头上面 |
| [03:39.190] | 还要明白什麽东西它长在脸 |
| [03:41.540] | 即使清楚什麽东西长在脸上面 |
| [03:43.380] | 也要了解脸为何朝要向前 |
| [03:45.540] | 就算脸真的不是在前面 |
| [03:47.790] | 应该後面也不会是一张脸 |
| [03:50.060] | 反正脸已经不会在头两边 |
| [03:52.130] | 难道这个时候头的前面还可以 |
| [03:55.890] | 不要脸 |
| [03:57.580] | |
| [04:05.710] | 想不到有这多人讲废话 |
| [04:07.760] | 你讲这句根本就是加讲的 |
| [04:09.740] | 所以咱着应该不通搁再讲废话 |
| [04:11.950] | 你讲这句才真正是大废话 |
| [04:14.290] | 按呢讲我着真正讲抉落 |
| [04:16.540] | 你这嘛讲这句嘛是废话 |
| [04:18.620] | 啊若按呢我叼真正真歹识 |
| [04:20.660] | 若这句真正着是 |
| [04:23.920] | 大废话 |
| [00:38.670] | wo zhe ma yao lai jiang fei hua |
| [00:40.680] | qing nen jiu zhen zhuo ting xiang xi |
| [00:42.940] | ni ruo dui tou lai ting jia wei |
| [00:44.840] | bao zheng dui wo hui zun zhong jia qin pei |
| [00:47.120] | ruo A gou zhe yi ding wei jiang hua |
| [00:49.420] | ruo wei jiang hua zhe yi ding mei xiang ma |
| [00:51.430] | na kan wu yi jue dui shi qing ming |
| [00:53.700] | na dao zi tai guo liu guo cha guo du guo pu guo |
| [00:57.070] | yi ding hui liu xie |
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| [01:06.890] | bu gou zhang jiu shi you ka duan |
| [01:08.930] | bu gou da jiu shi you ka xiao |
| [01:11.120] | yao ka jiu shi beng shang ai |
| [01:13.370] | shang guo kuo jiu shi bu gou zhai |
| [01:15.800] | gan jue gao jiu shi bu gou di |
| [01:17.700] | xian shang shao jiu shi wu gou duo |
| [01:19.880] | bu shi zhen jiu shi jia bu shi jin jiu shi tui |
| [01:22.200] | na bu shi zhe hu |
| [01:23.250] | |
| [01:23.950] | hei hei hei |
| [01:25.060] | jiu shi |
| [01:26.350] | |
| [01:35.360] | a gong shi a ba de lao fu |
| [01:37.430] | a ba de a xiong shi a bo |
| [01:39.630] | a bo bi a ba ka dai xian sheng |
| [01:41.860] | a ba bi a bo dao ka shao sui |
| [01:44.040] | ma ma de a jie yao jiao zuo jie jie |
| [01:46.050] | ma ma shi yin jie jie de xiao mei |
| [01:48.580] | yi er ren long shi cha mou de |
| [01:50.320] | bu yi ding shui hui xian jia |
| [01:51.900] | dan shi jia de la |
| [01:53.250] | jue dui long shi cha bu wei |
| [01:56.800] | |
| [02:03.610] | sheng cha fu jiu ze sheng xiao sheng |
| [02:05.770] | sheng zuo mou zi jiu shi cha mou |
| [02:08.120] | long mei zi jiu shi long wei sheng |
| [02:10.070] | zhen duo zi zhe jiao zuo sha zhen ao sheng |
| [02:12.370] | bie ren de zi shi bie ren kuai sheng |
| [02:14.340] | na zi ji de zi jiu shi zi ji sheng |
| [02:16.560] | ren ruo lie dai yun zhe jiu jiao ge sui shuai |
| [02:18.590] | suo yi zhong piao zi ma you ke neng ei |
| [02:21.920] | sheng cai gua gui yo |
| [02:23.960] | |
| [02:40.720] | mei ge ren dou you na me yi zhang lian |
| [02:42.640] | lian gang hao zhang zai tou shang mian |
| [02:44.760] | er qie lian ta quan bu dou chao xiang qian |
| [02:46.960] | suo yi tou de hou bian jiu mei you lian |
| [02:49.160] | ji ran lian shi zhang zai tou shang mian |
| [02:51.220] | dang ran ye bu hui sheng zai tou liang bian er |
| [02:53.350] | jia shang lian ta bu hui zai hou mian |
| [02:56.050] | yin ci tou de qian mian yi ding jiu shi |
| [02:59.160] | yi zhang lian |
| [03:00.730] | |
| [03:08.750] | qi shi lian ru guo shi zai hou mian |
| [03:10.870] | na me qian mian jiu yi ding bu shi lian |
| [03:13.100] | bu guo lian ru guo zhang zai tou liang bian |
| [03:15.230] | ying gai tou de hou mian ye jiu mei you lian |
| [03:17.360] | yin wei lian bu neng zhang zai tou hou mian |
| [03:19.500] | shen zhi bu neng zhang zai tou liang bian |
| [03:21.700] | hai hao hou mian gen lia bian dou bu shi lian |
| [03:23.870] | bu ran zhe ge lian jiu yi jing bu neng gou |
| [03:26.330] | zhe ge shi |
| [03:27.570] | zai qian mian |
| [03:29.090] | |
| [03:37.160] | zhi dao lian shi zhang zai tou shang mian |
| [03:39.190] | hai yao ming bai shen mo dong xi ta zhang zai lian |
| [03:41.540] | ji shi qing chu shen mo dong xi zhang zai lian shang mian |
| [03:43.380] | ye yao liao jie lian wei he chao yao xiang qian |
| [03:45.540] | jiu suan lian zhen de bu shi zai qian mian |
| [03:47.790] | ying gai hou mian ye bu hui shi yi zhang lian |
| [03:50.060] | fan zheng lian yi jing bu hui zai tou liang bian |
| [03:52.130] | nan dao zhe ge shi hou tou de qian mian hai ke yi |
| [03:55.890] | bu yao lian |
| [03:57.580] | |
| [04:05.710] | xiang bu dao you zhe duo ren jiang fei hua |
| [04:07.760] | ni jiang zhe ju gen ben jiu shi jia jiang de |
| [04:09.740] | suo yi zan zhe ying gai bu tong ge zai jiang fei hua |
| [04:11.950] | ni jiang zhe ju cai zhen zheng shi da fei hua |
| [04:14.290] | an ne jiang wo zhe zhen zheng jiang jue luo |
| [04:16.540] | ni zhe ma jiang zhe ju ma shi fei hua |
| [04:18.620] | a ruo an ne wo diao zhen zheng zhen dai shi |
| [04:20.660] | ruo zhe ju zhen zheng zhao shi |
| [04:23.920] | da fei hua |
| [00:38.670] | wǒ zhè ma yào lái jiǎng fèi huà |
| [00:40.680] | qǐng nèn jiù zhēn zhuó tīng xiáng xì |
| [00:42.940] | nǐ ruò duì tóu lái tīng jiǎ wěi |
| [00:44.840] | bǎo zhèng duì wǒ huì zūn zhòng jiǎ qīn pèi |
| [00:47.120] | ruò A gǒu zhe yí dìng wèi jiǎng huà |
| [00:49.420] | ruò wèi jiǎng huà zhe yí dìng mèi xiāng mà |
| [00:51.430] | nà kàn wú yī jué duì shì qīng míng |
| [00:53.700] | nà dāo zǐ tái guò liú guò chā guò dǔ guò pū guò |
| [00:57.070] | yí dìng huì liú xiě |
| [00:58.930] | |
| [01:06.890] | bù gòu zhǎng jiù shì yǒu kǎ duǎn |
| [01:08.930] | bù gòu dà jiù shì yǒu kǎ xiǎo |
| [01:11.120] | yào kǎ jiù shì béng shàng ǎi |
| [01:13.370] | shàng guò kuò jiù shì bù gòu zhǎi |
| [01:15.800] | gǎn jué gāo jiù shì bù gòu dī |
| [01:17.700] | xián shàng shǎo jiù shì wú gòu duō |
| [01:19.880] | bú shì zhēn jiù shì jiǎ bú shì jìn jiù shì tuì |
| [01:22.200] | nà bú shì zhè hū |
| [01:23.250] | |
| [01:23.950] | hēi hēi hēi |
| [01:25.060] | jiù shì |
| [01:26.350] | |
| [01:35.360] | ā gōng shì ā bà de lǎo fù |
| [01:37.430] | ā bà de ā xiōng shì ā bó |
| [01:39.630] | ā bó bǐ ā bà kǎ dài xiān shēng |
| [01:41.860] | ā bà bǐ ā bó dāo kǎ shǎo suì |
| [01:44.040] | mā mā de ā jiě yào jiào zuò jiě jie |
| [01:46.050] | mā mā shì yǐn jiě jie de xiǎo mèi |
| [01:48.580] | yī èr rén lǒng shì chá mǒu de |
| [01:50.320] | bù yí dìng shuí huì xiān jià |
| [01:51.900] | dàn shì jià de lá |
| [01:53.250] | jué duì lǒng shì chá bù wèi |
| [01:56.800] | |
| [02:03.610] | shēng chá fǔ jiù zè shēng xiào shēng |
| [02:05.770] | shēng zuǒ mǒu zi jiù shì chá mǒu |
| [02:08.120] | lǒng méi zi jiù shì lǒng wèi shēng |
| [02:10.070] | zhēn duō zǐ zhè jiào zuò shà zhēn áo shēng |
| [02:12.370] | bié rén de zǐ shì bié rén kuài shēng |
| [02:14.340] | nà zì jǐ de zǐ jiù shì zì jǐ shēng |
| [02:16.560] | rén ruò liě dǎi yùn zhe jiù jiào gè suī shuāi |
| [02:18.590] | suǒ yǐ zhǒng piáo zǐ ma yǒu kě néng éi |
| [02:21.920] | shēng cài guā guī yō |
| [02:23.960] | |
| [02:40.720] | měi ge rén dōu yǒu nà me yī zhāng liǎn |
| [02:42.640] | liǎn gāng hǎo zhǎng zài tóu shàng miàn |
| [02:44.760] | ér qiě liǎn tā quán bù dōu cháo xiàng qián |
| [02:46.960] | suǒ yǐ tóu de hòu biān jiù méi yǒu liǎn |
| [02:49.160] | jì rán liǎn shì zhǎng zài tóu shàng miàn |
| [02:51.220] | dāng rán yě bú huì shēng zài tóu liǎng biān ér |
| [02:53.350] | jiā shang liǎn tā bú huì zài hòu miàn |
| [02:56.050] | yīn cǐ tóu de qián miàn yí dìng jiù shì |
| [02:59.160] | yī zhāng liǎn |
| [03:00.730] | |
| [03:08.750] | qí shí liǎn rú guǒ shì zài hòu miàn |
| [03:10.870] | nà me qián miàn jiù yí dìng bú shì liǎn |
| [03:13.100] | bù guò liǎn rú guǒ zhǎng zài tóu liǎng biān |
| [03:15.230] | yīng gāi tóu de hòu miàn yě jiù méi yǒu liǎn |
| [03:17.360] | yīn wèi liǎn bù néng zhǎng zài tóu hòu miàn |
| [03:19.500] | shèn zhì bù néng zhǎng zài tóu liǎng biān |
| [03:21.700] | hái hǎo hòu miàn gēn liǎ biān dōu bú shì liǎn |
| [03:23.870] | bù rán zhè gè liǎn jiù yǐ jīng bù néng gòu |
| [03:26.330] | zhè gè shì |
| [03:27.570] | zài qián miàn |
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| [03:37.160] | zhī dào liǎn shì zhǎng zài tóu shàng miàn |
| [03:39.190] | hái yào míng bái shén mó dōng xī tā zhǎng zài liǎn |
| [03:41.540] | jí shǐ qīng chǔ shén mó dōng xī zhǎng zài liǎn shàng miàn |
| [03:43.380] | yě yào liǎo jiě liǎn wèi hé cháo yào xiàng qián |
| [03:45.540] | jiù suàn liǎn zhēn de bú shì zài qián miàn |
| [03:47.790] | yīng gāi hòu miàn yě bú huì shì yī zhāng liǎn |
| [03:50.060] | fǎn zhèng liǎn yǐ jīng bú huì zài tóu liǎng biān |
| [03:52.130] | nán dào zhè gè shí hòu tóu de qián miàn hái kě yǐ |
| [03:55.890] | bú yào liǎn |
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| [04:05.710] | xiǎng bú dào yǒu zhè duō rén jiǎng fèi huà |
| [04:07.760] | nǐ jiǎng zhè jù gēn běn jiù shì jiā jiǎng de |
| [04:09.740] | suǒ yǐ zán zhe yīng gāi bù tōng gē zài jiǎng fèi huà |
| [04:11.950] | nǐ jiǎng zhè jù cái zhēn zhèng shì dà fèi huà |
| [04:14.290] | àn ne jiǎng wǒ zhe zhēn zhèng jiǎng jué luò |
| [04:16.540] | nǐ zhè ma jiǎng zhè jù ma shì fèi huà |
| [04:18.620] | a ruò àn ne wǒ diāo zhēn zhèng zhēn dǎi shí |
| [04:20.660] | ruò zhè jù zhēn zhèng zháo shì |
| [04:23.920] | dà fèi huà |
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