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Song 妻变
Artist 郑进一
Album 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3)

Lyrics

[00:02.44] 八月初叁
[00:03.32] 申时
[00:04.10] 风雨交加
[00:05.09] 闲来无事
[00:06.00] 稍坐
[00:06.78] 呼闻剥啄声
[00:07.57] 不知何人驾临
[00:08.94] 打开一看
[00:09.95] 哎呀
[00:10.84] 来者乃一送帖之客
[00:12.09] 敷衍一番
[00:12.97] 客走
[00:13.81] 揭帖一眼
[00:14.67] 宛如五电六雷七霹雳
[00:16.33] 破空而来
[00:17.78] 我心碎成千片万断
[00:19.66] 当时
[00:20.60] 哀父叫母
[00:21.49] 泪如雨下
[00:22.26] 泣不成声
[00:23.04] 全因
[00:23.79] 我一生中的红粉知己红颜
[00:25.12] 竟然出嫁他
[00:26.47] 而娶她之人竟然是我生死之交
[00:28.26] 哎啊
[00:28.93] 我讲啥恁若听有恁父婊子啦
[00:40.36] 今夜的月光照啊
[00:42.76] 照治块房间啊内
[00:45.89] 举头那对着月眉
[00:49.03] 晃头仔一直栽
[00:51.72] 爱人哼变心啊
[00:54.59] 寄一张红帖仔来
[00:57.80] 讲伊决定後礼拜
[01:00.55] 要嫁乎别人做太太
[01:02.89] 啊
[01:03.41] 这是甚麽世界
[01:06.35] 对良心敢会交代
[01:09.01] 想着火气归腹内
[01:12.15] 我心肝捉坦横喔
[01:16.78] 祝伊有好将来呀
[01:24.43] 今夜的风台吹呀
[01:27.05] 吹入去房间啊内
[01:29.75] 开窗哪对着风雨
[01:33.06] 哭调仔一直哀
[01:36.04] 斗阵的
[01:37.50] 好心啊
[01:38.84] 卡一通电话来
[01:41.72] 才知阮彼个死忠换帖的
[01:44.86] 原来伊做子婿
[01:46.98] 啊
[01:47.46] 这是什麽世界
[01:50.79] 对社会甘会交代
[01:53.39] 想着目屎归裤内
[01:56.55] 我心肝捉坦横喔
[02:00.96] 来去出家吃菜
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Pinyin

[00:02.44] bā yuè chū sān
[00:03.32] shēn shí
[00:04.10] fēng yǔ jiāo jiā
[00:05.09] xián lái wú shì
[00:06.00] shāo zuò
[00:06.78] hū wén bāo zhuó shēng
[00:07.57] bù zhī hé rén jià lín
[00:08.94] dǎ kāi yī kàn
[00:09.95] āi yā
[00:10.84] lái zhě nǎi yī sòng tiē zhī kè
[00:12.09] fū yǎn yī fān
[00:12.97] kè zǒu
[00:13.81] jiē tiě yī yǎn
[00:14.67] wǎn rú wǔ diàn liù léi qī pī lì
[00:16.33] pò kōng ér lái
[00:17.78] wǒ xīn suì chéng qiān piàn wàn duàn
[00:19.66] dāng shí
[00:20.60] āi fù jiào mǔ
[00:21.49] lèi rú yǔ xià
[00:22.26] qì bù chéng shēng
[00:23.04] quán yīn
[00:23.79] wǒ yī shēng zhōng de hóng fěn zhī jǐ hóng yán
[00:25.12] jìng rán chū jià tā
[00:26.47] ér qǔ tā zhī rén jìng rán shì wǒ shēng sǐ zhī jiāo
[00:28.26] āi a
[00:28.93] wǒ jiǎng shà nèn ruò tīng yǒu nèn fù biǎo zǐ la
[00:40.36] jīn yè de yuè guāng zhào a
[00:42.76] zhào zhì kuài fáng jiān a nèi
[00:45.89] jǔ tóu nà duì zhe yuè méi
[00:49.03] huǎng tóu zǐ yī zhí zāi
[00:51.72] ài rén hēng biàn xīn a
[00:54.59] jì yī zhāng hóng tiē zǐ lái
[00:57.80] jiǎng yī jué dìng hòu lǐ bài
[01:00.55] yào jià hū bié rén zuò tài tài
[01:02.89] a
[01:03.41] zhè shì shèn mó shì jiè
[01:06.35] duì liáng xīn gǎn huì jiāo dài
[01:09.01] xiǎng zháo huǒ qì guī fù nèi
[01:12.15] wǒ xīn gān zhuō tǎn héng ō
[01:16.78] zhù yī yǒu hǎo jiāng lái ya
[01:24.43] jīn yè de fēng tái chuī ya
[01:27.05] chuī rù qù fáng jiān a nèi
[01:29.75] kāi chuāng nǎ duì zhe fēng yǔ
[01:33.06] kū diào zǐ yī zhí āi
[01:36.04] dòu zhèn de
[01:37.50] hǎo xīn a
[01:38.84] kǎ yī tòng diàn huà lái
[01:41.72] cái zhī ruǎn bǐ gè sǐ zhōng huàn tiě de
[01:44.86] yuán lái yī zuò zǐ xù
[01:46.98] a
[01:47.46] zhè shì shén mó shì jiè
[01:50.79] duì shè huì gān huì jiāo dài
[01:53.39] xiǎng zhe mù shǐ guī kù nèi
[01:56.55] wǒ xīn gān zhuō tǎn héng ō
[02:00.96] lái qù chū jiā chī cài
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