Song | 0204 |
Artist | 郑进一 |
Album | 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3) |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
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[ar:郑进一] | |
[00:24.990] | 有一种广告 治第四台频道 不知块卖啥 超莫名其妙 |
[00:32.442] | 有一阵辣妹甲漂亮美眉 惦彼鬼吼鬼叫 |
[00:37.243] | 大家拢念着一种 真奇怪的暗号 |
[00:41.596] | 快打020453731彼个身躯摇甲 那亲像螺丝锁没条 |
[00:50.554] | 快打020453731害我追三筒ㄎ一ㄠ ㄎ一ㄠ听嘎变七筒翘翘 |
[01:16.953] | 我本来就巧巧 这那用嘎头脑53731一定是广告饮料 |
[01:24.357] | 但是我没有看到 吸管 矸那 罐头 铝箔包 |
[01:28.863] | 一直唸我想吸想要 到底是咧素啥米学校 |
[01:33.363] | 快打020453731听伊讲话鼻孔血就只管流 |
[01:41.767] | 快打020453731害我归暝睏拢未去 爬起来包水饺 |
[02:07.809] | 53731我已经听有了 原来是洗身躯 一定是咧卖香皂 |
[02:16.18] | 但是我无看着 浴间仔 浴巾 浴缸 水龙头 |
[02:20.268] | 一直讲我想洗想要 是咧洗什么飞机跑道 |
[02:25.69] | 快打020453731啊这只电话到底是有什么好的康头 |
[02:33.241] | 快打020453731咱无熟无悉不堵好乎你甲我仙人跳 |
[02:59.178] | 我实在见笑 这简单也想不到 一定是蚊仔 唔这会又吸又咬 |
[03:07.767] | 但是我无看着鳄鱼 必安佳 喷效 甲金鸟 |
[03:11.967] | 到底是吸什么碗糕 咬什么死人骨头 |
[03:15.817] | 快打020453731啊我的功力 己经是既截未条 |
[03:24.476] | 快打020453731我将电视关掉 裤那浪那走 |
[03:32.216] | 上车油门踏尽磅 要去阮七你尹兜 |
[03:35.468] | 心爱的你着煮乎烧烧着我 我黏咪随到 |
[03:39.319] | 不管伊是块卖啥 我决定通通都要 |
[03:41.769] | 快打020453731害我听咧心跳加速 口乾舌燥 |
[03:49.923] | 快打020453731卖搁念啊 搁念下我会死翘翘 |
[03:58.725] | 快打020453731哎呦 我那会愈听感觉 那会愈大条 |
[04:07.183] | 快打020453731嗯一哥 我的裤头腰带 已经松掉了 |
[04:15.887] | 快打020453731嗯嗯嗯 听了煞 想要尿尿 |
[04:23.392] | 快打020453731我看恁二个 那会比这个查某囡仔 搁卡妖啦 |
ti: 0204 | |
ar: zheng jin yi | |
[00:24.990] | you yi zhong guang gao zhi di si tai pin dao bu zhi kuai mai sha chao mo ming qi miao |
[00:32.442] | you yi zhen la mei jia piao liang mei mei dian bi gui hou gui jiao |
[00:37.243] | da jia long nian zhe yi zhong zhen qi guai de an hao |
[00:41.596] | kuai da 020453731 bi ge shen qu yao jia na qin xiang luo si suo mei tiao |
[00:50.554] | kuai da 020453731 hai wo zhui san tong yi yi ting ga bian qi tong qiao qiao |
[01:16.953] | wo ben lai jiu qiao qiao zhe na yong ga tou nao 53731 yi ding shi guang gao yin liao |
[01:24.357] | dan shi wo mei you kan dao xi guan gan na guan tou lv bo bao |
[01:28.863] | yi zhi nian wo xiang xi xiang yao dao di shi lie su sha mi xue xiao |
[01:33.363] | kuai da 020453731 ting yi jiang hua bi kong xue jiu zhi guan liu |
[01:41.767] | kuai da 020453731 hai wo gui ming kun long wei qu pa qi lai bao shui jiao |
[02:07.809] | 53731 wo yi jing ting you le yuan lai shi xi shen qu yi ding shi lie mai xiang zao |
[02:16.18] | dan shi wo wu kan zhe yu jian zi yu jin yu gang shui long tou |
[02:20.268] | yi zhi jiang wo xiang xi xiang yao shi lie xi shen me fei ji pao dao |
[02:25.69] | kuai da 020453731 a zhe zhi dian hua dao di shi you shen me hao de kang tou |
[02:33.241] | kuai da 020453731 zan wu shu wu xi bu du hao hu ni jia wo xian ren tiao |
[02:59.178] | wo shi zai jian xiao zhe jian dan ye xiang bu dao yi ding shi wen zi wu zhe hui you xi you yao |
[03:07.767] | dan shi wo wu kan zhe e yu bi an jia pen xiao jia jin niao |
[03:11.967] | dao di shi xi shen me wan gao yao shen me si ren gu tou |
[03:15.817] | kuai da 020453731 a wo de gong li ji jing shi ji jie wei tiao |
[03:24.476] | kuai da 020453731 wo jiang dian shi guan diao ku na lang na zou |
[03:32.216] | shang che you men ta jin bang yao qu ruan qi ni yin dou |
[03:35.468] | xin ai de ni zhe zhu hu shao shao zhao wo wo nian mi sui dao |
[03:39.319] | bu guan yi shi kuai mai sha wo jue ding tong tong dou yao |
[03:41.769] | kuai da 020453731 hai wo ting lie xin tiao jia su kou gan she zao |
[03:49.923] | kuai da 020453731 mai ge nian a ge nian xia wo hui si qiao qiao |
[03:58.725] | kuai da 020453731 ai you wo na hui yu ting gan jue na hui yu da tiao |
[04:07.183] | kuai da 020453731 yi ge wo de ku tou yao dai yi jing song diao le |
[04:15.887] | kuai da 020453731 ting le sha xiang yao niao niao |
[04:23.392] | kuai da 020453731 wo kan nen er ge na hui bi zhe ge cha mou nan zi ge ka yao la |
ti: 0204 | |
ar: zhèng jìn yī | |
[00:24.990] | yǒu yī zhǒng guǎng gào zhì dì sì tái pín dào bù zhī kuài mài shà chāo mò míng qí miào |
[00:32.442] | yǒu yī zhèn là mèi jiǎ piào liàng měi méi diàn bǐ guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào |
[00:37.243] | dà jiā lǒng niàn zhe yī zhǒng zhēn qí guài de àn hào |
[00:41.596] | kuài dǎ 020453731 bǐ gè shēn qū yáo jiǎ nà qīn xiàng luó sī suǒ méi tiáo |
[00:50.554] | kuài dǎ 020453731 hài wǒ zhuī sān tǒng yī yī tīng gā biàn qī tǒng qiào qiào |
[01:16.953] | wǒ běn lái jiù qiǎo qiǎo zhè nà yòng gā tóu nǎo 53731 yí dìng shì guǎng gào yǐn liào |
[01:24.357] | dàn shì wǒ méi yǒu kàn dào xī guǎn gān nà guàn tou lǚ bó bāo |
[01:28.863] | yī zhí niàn wǒ xiǎng xī xiǎng yào dào dǐ shì liě sù shà mǐ xué xiào |
[01:33.363] | kuài dǎ 020453731 tīng yī jiǎng huà bí kǒng xuè jiù zhǐ guǎn liú |
[01:41.767] | kuài dǎ 020453731 hài wǒ guī míng kùn lǒng wèi qù pá qǐ lái bāo shuǐ jiǎo |
[02:07.809] | 53731 wǒ yǐ jīng tīng yǒu le yuán lái shì xǐ shēn qū yí dìng shì liě mài xiāng zào |
[02:16.18] | dàn shì wǒ wú kàn zhe yù jiān zǐ yù jīn yù gāng shuǐ lóng tóu |
[02:20.268] | yī zhí jiǎng wǒ xiǎng xǐ xiǎng yào shì liě xǐ shén me fēi jī pǎo dào |
[02:25.69] | kuài dǎ 020453731 a zhè zhǐ diàn huà dào dǐ shì yǒu shén me hǎo de kāng tóu |
[02:33.241] | kuài dǎ 020453731 zán wú shú wú xī bù dǔ hǎo hū nǐ jiǎ wǒ xiān rén tiào |
[02:59.178] | wǒ shí zài jiàn xiào zhè jiǎn dān yě xiǎng bú dào yí dìng shì wén zǐ wú zhè huì yòu xī yòu yǎo |
[03:07.767] | dàn shì wǒ wú kàn zhe è yú bì ān jiā pēn xiào jiǎ jīn niǎo |
[03:11.967] | dào dǐ shì xī shén me wǎn gāo yǎo shén me sǐ rén gú tou |
[03:15.817] | kuài dǎ 020453731 a wǒ de gōng lì jǐ jīng shì jì jié wèi tiáo |
[03:24.476] | kuài dǎ 020453731 wǒ jiāng diàn shì guān diào kù nà làng nà zǒu |
[03:32.216] | shàng chē yóu mén tà jǐn bàng yào qù ruǎn qī nǐ yǐn dōu |
[03:35.468] | xīn ài de nǐ zhe zhǔ hū shāo shāo zháo wǒ wǒ nián mī suí dào |
[03:39.319] | bù guǎn yī shì kuài mài shà wǒ jué dìng tōng tōng dōu yào |
[03:41.769] | kuài dǎ 020453731 hài wǒ tīng liě xīn tiào jiā sù kǒu gān shé zào |
[03:49.923] | kuài dǎ 020453731 mài gē niàn a gē niàn xià wǒ huì sǐ qiào qiào |
[03:58.725] | kuài dǎ 020453731 āi yōu wǒ nà huì yù tīng gǎn jué nà huì yù dà tiáo |
[04:07.183] | kuài dǎ 020453731 yī gē wǒ de kù tóu yāo dài yǐ jīng sōng diào le |
[04:15.887] | kuài dǎ 020453731 tīng le shā xiǎng yào niào niào |
[04:23.392] | kuài dǎ 020453731 wǒ kàn nèn èr gè nà huì bǐ zhè gè chá mǒu nān zǐ gē kǎ yāo la |