[00:00.00] | 不老的爸爸 |
[00:00.35] | (啦啦咳咳 麦搁哭啊 人死就死去啊 |
[00:06.95] | 啥咪麦搁哭啊 我是咧拉嗓子你是 |
[00:12.63] | 按呢喔好啊好啊 不要开玩笑啊 |
[00:14.18] | 啊好 是是 |
[00:16.14] | 尤其这摆你唱大家听着知道听众的耳朵是雪亮的 |
[00:21.14] | 有用清洁剂 |
[00:22.67] | 无论你的歌唱技巧还是你的歌韵还是你的tone |
[00:25.87] | 还是你的歌声 唉哟棉棉 |
[00:28.24] | 哇甲卡完全无共款 你不知我卡早是让你的 |
[00:32.19] | 喔 意思你哪无让我 我就会很惨耶呢 |
[00:34.61] | 啊无麻烦一下 这摆麦让我耶驶无 |
[00:36.87] | 无让你我嘛是唱抹赢你呀 |
[00:39.20] | 但是这摆喔咱尚好是找一条歌好好啊来唱 |
[00:43.71] | 要安怎唱 但是为着公平起见 |
[00:46.28] | 这条歌一人唱一半展现实力一下 |
[00:48.93] | 有道理 意思讲这条歌哪有十句 |
[00:51.22] | 一人唱五句 哪是有八句 一人唱四句 |
[00:54.64] | ok 我来拣一条歌乎做大笑之歌 |
[00:56.66] | 不老的爸爸你咁会晓 抹晓麦勉强 |
[00:59.22] | 我只是要问你内底有几句 |
[01:01.97] | 八句呀 八句按呢就是一个唱前四句一个唱后四句 |
[01:05.70] | 但是呢 啥咪人要唱前四句 |
[01:08.07] | 啥咪人要唱后四句呢 |
[01:09.95] | good question 就是好问题啦 |
[01:13.30] | 我知 但是 你无听人一句话讲 |
[01:16.33] | 好酒沉瓮底 就是唱后四句的人一定卡贤唱 |
[01:20.28] | 按呢免搁讲呀 大仔你绝对是唱 无不对 |
[01:23.98] | 前四句 哈good choice 来来来我唱前四句 |
[01:29.56] | 我唱后四句 无反悔 无反悔 来打博仔一下) |
[01:34.06] | |
[01:34.47] | (第一句)我有一个老爸爸 今年七十八 |
[01:38.97] | (第二句)定定幼齿仔娶去旅社 要唱歌乎伊听 |
[01:43.01] | (第三句)阮妈妈不爱打青惊 假仙送披萨 |
[01:46.79] | (第四句)阮爸仔惊一下喀一声 倒治土脚扯 |
[01:50.72] | (着我)哈哈 |
[01:54.51] | (第六句)哈哈 |
[01:58.09] | (第七句)哈哈 |
[02:01.93] | (第八句)哈 |
[02:06.16] | (那会拢无唱着) |
[02:07.44] | (你无唱着有啦有啦 连鞭就有啊来呀来呀) |
[02:09.40] | (第一句)阮妈媥是世界恰 抓猴上出名 |
[02:13.63] | (第二句)阮阿爸世界古意 担屎无偷食 |
[02:17.45] | (第三句)无论酒家甲舞厅 阮阿爸拢不曾行 |
[02:21.25] | (第四句)因为阮妈妈若知影 阮阿爸会变肉饼 |
[02:25.22] | (着你)哈哈(那会拢共款)(不歹喔) |
[02:29.40] | (第六句)哈哈(不是按呢啦) |
[02:32.97] | (第七句)哈哈(啊啊) |
[02:36.29] | (第八句)哈哈(拢无唱着) |
[02:41.32] | (拢无唱连鞭就有 连鞭就有呀啦) |
[02:44.21] | (第一句)有一日阮爸爸妈妈做阵看电影 |
[02:48.41] | (第二句)阮阿爸讲电影不看 面仔气斜斜 |
[02:51.97] | (第三句)阮妈妈感觉奇怪 越头一咧看 |
[02:55.90] | (第四句)才知阮爸彼个幼齿 边仔坐客兄 |
[02:59.74] | (着你)哈(嗯啊) |
[03:03.33] | (第六句)哈(那会拢按呢啦) |
[03:07.70] | (第七句)哈(喂) |
[03:11.32] | (第八句)哈(喔唱煞啊 唱煞啊)(还搁有)哈 |
[03:18.89] | (第六句)哈(咁会驶麦放倒落啊)(来啦用卡紧一丝啊) |
[03:22.36] | (无要紧)哈 |
[03:25.62] | (第八句)哈(夭寿 哈搁来卡紧的啊)哈(咁会驶)哈 |
[03:29.31] | (咁)哈(卡紧的催落催落)(哈哈汪呜呜) |
[03:42.31] | (肖仔无公平 安怎讲 拢你咧唱 |
[03:44.88] | 讲话卡有天良咧 你度仔无唱否 |
[03:47.10] | 我有唱但是位头至尾拢哈的啊 |
[03:49.47] | 哎呀啊无你是欲安怎啦 |
[03:51.51] | 换一下啦 安怎换啦 |
[03:55.70] | 我唱前四你唱后四句啦 抹愿 |
[03:56.91] | 尼桑 尼桑是啥 大哥 不爱 |
[04:01.33] | 欧多桑 欧多桑是啥咪 爸爸 |
[04:05.41] | 呵 呵抹坏 按呢好 前四句乎你唱喔 来) |
[04:09.59] | (第一句)阮阿公块做官 清廉搁打拼 |
[04:15.78] | (第二句)阮阿嬷块卖猪肉 专门送人吃 |
[04:19.53] | (第三句)阮阿爸驶垃圾车 垃圾黑白拼 |
[04:24.12] | 怨叹阮母仔生无查某子 生一阵大xx |
[04:27.38] | (着你哈 耶人走兜位去)哈 |
[04:31.80] | (老芋仔老芋仔你走兜去位啦)哈 |
[04:36.20] | (歌王歌王拜托紧啦)哈 自己唱自己哈 |
[04:41.18] | 我咧哈哈哈哈哈 |
[04:43.69] | (恁老母卡好 讲要甲我哈 啊无影 |
[04:45.92] | 甲恁仔落跑 恁老母卡好) |
[00:00.00] | bu lao de ba ba |
[00:00.35] | la la hai hai mai ge ku a ren si jiu si qu a |
[00:06.95] | sha mi mai ge ku a wo shi lie la sang zi ni shi |
[00:12.63] | an ne o hao a hao a bu yao kai wan xiao a |
[00:14.18] | a hao shi shi |
[00:16.14] | you qi zhe bai ni chang da jia ting zhe zhi dao ting zhong de er duo shi xue liang de |
[00:21.14] | you yong qing jie ji |
[00:22.67] | wu lun ni de ge chang ji qiao hai shi ni de ge yun hai shi ni de tone |
[00:25.87] | hai shi ni de ge sheng ai yo mian mian |
[00:28.24] | wa jia ka wan quan wu gong kuan ni bu zhi wo ka zao shi rang ni de |
[00:32.19] | o yi si ni na wu rang wo wo jiu hui hen can ye ne |
[00:34.61] | a wu ma fan yi xia zhe bai mai rang wo ye shi wu |
[00:36.87] | wu rang ni wo ma shi chang mo ying ni ya |
[00:39.20] | dan shi zhe bai o zan shang hao shi zhao yi tiao ge hao hao a lai chang |
[00:43.71] | yao an zen chang dan shi wei zhe gong ping qi jian |
[00:46.28] | zhe tiao ge yi ren chang yi ban zhan xian shi li yi xia |
[00:48.93] | you dao li yi si jiang zhe tiao ge na you shi ju |
[00:51.22] | yi ren chang wu ju na shi you ba ju yi ren chang si ju |
[00:54.64] | ok wo lai jian yi tiao ge hu zuo da xiao zhi ge |
[00:56.66] | bu lao de ba ba ni han hui xiao mo xiao mai mian qiang |
[00:59.22] | wo zhi shi yao wen ni nei di you ji ju |
[01:01.97] | ba ju ya ba ju an ne jiu shi yi ge chang qian si ju yi ge chang hou si ju |
[01:05.70] | dan shi ne sha mi ren yao chang qian si ju |
[01:08.07] | sha mi ren yao chang hou si ju ne |
[01:09.95] | good question jiu shi hao wen ti la |
[01:13.30] | wo zhi dan shi ni wu ting ren yi ju hua jiang |
[01:16.33] | hao jiu chen weng di jiu shi chang hou si ju de ren yi ding ka xian chang |
[01:20.28] | an ne mian ge jiang ya da zi ni jue dui shi chang wu bu dui |
[01:23.98] | qian si ju ha good choice lai lai lai wo chang qian si ju |
[01:29.56] | wo chang hou si ju wu fan hui wu fan hui lai da bo zi yi xia |
[01:34.06] | |
[01:34.47] | di yi ju wo you yi ge lao ba ba jin nian qi shi ba |
[01:38.97] | di er ju ding ding you chi zi qu qu lv she yao chang ge hu yi ting |
[01:43.01] | di san ju ruan ma ma bu ai da qing jing jia xian song pi sa |
[01:46.79] | di si ju ruan ba zi jing yi xia ka yi sheng dao zhi tu jiao che |
[01:50.72] | zhe wo ha ha |
[01:54.51] | di liu ju ha ha |
[01:58.09] | di qi ju ha ha |
[02:01.93] | di ba ju ha |
[02:06.16] | na hui long wu chang zhe |
[02:07.44] | ni wu chang zhe you la you la lian bian jiu you a lai ya lai ya |
[02:09.40] | di yi ju ruan ma pian shi shi jie qia zhua hou shang chu ming |
[02:13.63] | di er ju ruan a ba shi jie gu yi dan shi wu tou shi |
[02:17.45] | di san ju wu lun jiu jia jia wu ting ruan a ba long bu ceng xing |
[02:21.25] | di si ju yin wei ruan ma ma ruo zhi ying ruan a ba hui bian rou bing |
[02:25.22] | zhe ni ha ha na hui long gong kuan bu dai o |
[02:29.40] | di liu ju ha ha bu shi an ne la |
[02:32.97] | di qi ju ha ha a a |
[02:36.29] | di ba ju ha ha long wu chang zhe |
[02:41.32] | long wu chang lian bian jiu you lian bian jiu you ya la |
[02:44.21] | di yi ju you yi ri ruan ba ba ma ma zuo zhen kan dian ying |
[02:48.41] | di er ju ruan a ba jiang dian ying bu kan mian zi qi xie xie |
[02:51.97] | di san ju ruan ma ma gan jue qi guai yue tou yi lie kan |
[02:55.90] | di si ju cai zhi ruan ba bi ge you chi bian zi zuo ke xiong |
[02:59.74] | zhe ni ha ng a |
[03:03.33] | di liu ju ha na hui long an ne la |
[03:07.70] | di qi ju ha wei |
[03:11.32] | di ba ju ha o chang sha a chang sha a hai ge you ha |
[03:18.89] | di liu ju ha han hui shi mai fang dao luo a lai la yong ka jin yi si a |
[03:22.36] | wu yao jin ha |
[03:25.62] | di ba ju ha yao shou ha ge lai ka jin de a ha han hui shi ha |
[03:29.31] | han ha ka jin de cui luo cui luo ha ha wang wu wu |
[03:42.31] | xiao zi wu gong ping an zen jiang long ni lie chang |
[03:44.88] | jiang hua ka you tian liang lie ni du zi wu chang fou |
[03:47.10] | wo you chang dan shi wei tou zhi wei long ha de a |
[03:49.47] | ai ya a wu ni shi yu an zen la |
[03:51.51] | huan yi xia la an zen huan la |
[03:55.70] | wo chang qian si ni chang hou si ju la mo yuan |
[03:56.91] | ni sang ni sang shi sha da ge bu ai |
[04:01.33] | ou duo sang ou duo sang shi sha mi ba ba |
[04:05.41] | a a mo huai an ne hao qian si ju hu ni chang o lai |
[04:09.59] | di yi ju ruan a gong kuai zuo guan qing lian ge da pin |
[04:15.78] | di er ju ruan a ma kuai mai zhu rou zhuan men song ren chi |
[04:19.53] | di san ju ruan a ba shi la ji che la ji hei bai pin |
[04:24.12] | yuan tan ruan mu zi sheng wu cha mou zi sheng yi zhen da xx |
[04:27.38] | zhe ni ha ye ren zou dou wei qu ha |
[04:31.80] | lao yu zi lao yu zi ni zou dou qu wei la ha |
[04:36.20] | ge wang ge wang bai tuo jin la ha zi ji chang zi ji ha |
[04:41.18] | wo lie ha ha ha ha ha |
[04:43.69] | nen lao mu ka hao jiang yao jia wo ha a wu ying |
[04:45.92] | jia nen zi luo pao nen lao mu ka hao |
[00:00.00] | bù lǎo de bà bà |
[00:00.35] | la la hāi hāi mài gē kū a rén sǐ jiù sǐ qù a |
[00:06.95] | shà mī mài gē kū a wǒ shì liě lā sǎng zi nǐ shì |
[00:12.63] | àn ne ō hǎo a hǎo a bú yào kāi wán xiào a |
[00:14.18] | a hǎo shì shì |
[00:16.14] | yóu qí zhè bǎi nǐ chàng dà jiā tīng zhe zhī dào tīng zhòng de ěr duǒ shì xuě liàng de |
[00:21.14] | yǒu yòng qīng jié jì |
[00:22.67] | wú lùn nǐ de gē chàng jì qiǎo hái shì nǐ de gē yùn hái shì nǐ de tone |
[00:25.87] | hái shì nǐ de gē shēng āi yō mián mián |
[00:28.24] | wa jiǎ kǎ wán quán wú gòng kuǎn nǐ bù zhī wǒ kǎ zǎo shì ràng nǐ de |
[00:32.19] | ō yì sī nǐ nǎ wú ràng wǒ wǒ jiù huì hěn cǎn yé ne |
[00:34.61] | a wú má fán yī xià zhè bǎi mài ràng wǒ yé shǐ wú |
[00:36.87] | wú ràng nǐ wǒ ma shì chàng mǒ yíng nǐ ya |
[00:39.20] | dàn shì zhè bǎi ō zán shàng hǎo shì zhǎo yī tiáo gē hǎo hǎo a lái chàng |
[00:43.71] | yào ān zěn chàng dàn shì wéi zhe gōng píng qǐ jiàn |
[00:46.28] | zhè tiáo gē yī rén chàng yī bàn zhǎn xiàn shí lì yī xià |
[00:48.93] | yǒu dào li yì sī jiǎng zhè tiáo gē nǎ yǒu shí jù |
[00:51.22] | yī rén chàng wǔ jù nǎ shì yǒu bā jù yī rén chàng sì jù |
[00:54.64] | ok wǒ lái jiǎn yī tiáo gē hū zuò dà xiào zhī gē |
[00:56.66] | bù lǎo de bà bà nǐ hán huì xiǎo mǒ xiǎo mài miǎn qiǎng |
[00:59.22] | wǒ zhǐ shì yào wèn nǐ nèi dǐ yǒu jǐ jù |
[01:01.97] | bā jù ya bā jù àn ne jiù shì yí gè chàng qián sì jù yí gè chàng hòu sì jù |
[01:05.70] | dàn shì ne shà mī rén yào chàng qián sì jù |
[01:08.07] | shà mī rén yào chàng hòu sì jù ne |
[01:09.95] | good question jiù shì hǎo wèn tí la |
[01:13.30] | wǒ zhī dàn shì nǐ wú tīng rén yī jù huà jiǎng |
[01:16.33] | hǎo jiǔ chén wèng dǐ jiù shì chàng hòu sì jù de rén yí dìng kǎ xián chàng |
[01:20.28] | àn ne miǎn gē jiǎng ya dà zǐ nǐ jué duì shì chàng wú bú duì |
[01:23.98] | qián sì jù hā good choice lái lái lái wǒ chàng qián sì jù |
[01:29.56] | wǒ chàng hòu sì jù wú fǎn huǐ wú fǎn huǐ lái dǎ bó zǐ yī xià |
[01:34.06] | |
[01:34.47] | dì yī jù wǒ yǒu yí gè lǎo bà bà jīn nián qī shí bā |
[01:38.97] | dì èr jù dìng dìng yòu chǐ zǐ qǔ qù lǚ shè yào chàng gē hū yī tīng |
[01:43.01] | dì sān jù ruǎn mā mā bù ài dǎ qīng jīng jiǎ xiān sòng pī sà |
[01:46.79] | dì sì jù ruǎn bà zǐ jīng yī xià kā yī shēng dào zhì tǔ jiǎo chě |
[01:50.72] | zhe wǒ hā hā |
[01:54.51] | dì liù jù hā hā |
[01:58.09] | dì qī jù hā hā |
[02:01.93] | dì bā jù hā |
[02:06.16] | nà huì lǒng wú chàng zhe |
[02:07.44] | nǐ wú chàng zhe yǒu la yǒu la lián biān jiù yǒu a lái ya lái ya |
[02:09.40] | dì yī jù ruǎn mā piān shì shì jiè qià zhuā hóu shàng chū míng |
[02:13.63] | dì èr jù ruǎn ā bà shì jiè gǔ yì dān shǐ wú tōu shí |
[02:17.45] | dì sān jù wú lùn jiǔ jiā jiǎ wǔ tīng ruǎn ā bà lǒng bù céng xíng |
[02:21.25] | dì sì jù yīn wèi ruǎn mā mā ruò zhī yǐng ruǎn ā bà huì biàn ròu bǐng |
[02:25.22] | zhe nǐ hā hā nà huì lǒng gòng kuǎn bù dǎi ō |
[02:29.40] | dì liù jù hā hā bú shì àn ne la |
[02:32.97] | dì qī jù hā hā a a |
[02:36.29] | dì bā jù hā hā lǒng wú chàng zhe |
[02:41.32] | lǒng wú chàng lián biān jiù yǒu lián biān jiù yǒu ya la |
[02:44.21] | dì yī jù yǒu yī rì ruǎn bà bà mā mā zuò zhèn kàn diàn yǐng |
[02:48.41] | dì èr jù ruǎn ā bà jiǎng diàn yǐng bù kàn miàn zǐ qì xié xié |
[02:51.97] | dì sān jù ruǎn mā mā gǎn jué qí guài yuè tóu yī liě kàn |
[02:55.90] | dì sì jù cái zhī ruǎn bà bǐ gè yòu chǐ biān zǐ zuò kè xiōng |
[02:59.74] | zhe nǐ hā ng ā |
[03:03.33] | dì liù jù hā nà huì lǒng àn ne la |
[03:07.70] | dì qī jù hā wèi |
[03:11.32] | dì bā jù hā ō chàng shā a chàng shā a hái gē yǒu hā |
[03:18.89] | dì liù jù hā hán huì shǐ mài fàng dǎo luò a lái la yòng kǎ jǐn yī sī a |
[03:22.36] | wú yào jǐn hā |
[03:25.62] | dì bā jù hā yāo shòu hā gē lái kǎ jǐn de a hā hán huì shǐ hā |
[03:29.31] | hán hā kǎ jǐn de cuī luò cuī luò hā hā wāng wū wū |
[03:42.31] | xiào zǐ wú gōng píng ān zěn jiǎng lǒng nǐ liě chàng |
[03:44.88] | jiǎng huà kǎ yǒu tiān liáng liě nǐ dù zǐ wú chàng fǒu |
[03:47.10] | wǒ yǒu chàng dàn shì wèi tóu zhì wěi lǒng hā de a |
[03:49.47] | āi yā a wú nǐ shì yù ān zěn la |
[03:51.51] | huàn yī xià la ān zěn huàn la |
[03:55.70] | wǒ chàng qián sì nǐ chàng hòu sì jù la mǒ yuàn |
[03:56.91] | ní sāng ní sāng shì shà dà gē bù ài |
[04:01.33] | ōu duō sāng ōu duō sāng shì shà mī bà bà |
[04:05.41] | ā ā mǒ huài àn ne hǎo qián sì jù hū nǐ chàng ō lái |
[04:09.59] | dì yī jù ruǎn ā gōng kuài zuò guān qīng lián gē dǎ pīn |
[04:15.78] | dì èr jù ruǎn ā mā kuài mài zhū ròu zhuān mén sòng rén chī |
[04:19.53] | dì sān jù ruǎn ā bà shǐ lā jī chē lā jī hēi bái pīn |
[04:24.12] | yuàn tàn ruǎn mǔ zǐ shēng wú chá mǒu zi shēng yī zhèn dà xx |
[04:27.38] | zhe nǐ hā yé rén zǒu dōu wèi qù hā |
[04:31.80] | lǎo yù zǐ lǎo yù zǐ nǐ zǒu dōu qù wèi la hā |
[04:36.20] | gē wáng gē wáng bài tuō jǐn la hā zì jǐ chàng zì jǐ hā |
[04:41.18] | wǒ liě hā hā hā hā hā |
[04:43.69] | nèn lǎo mǔ kǎ hǎo jiǎng yào jiǎ wǒ hā a wú yǐng |
[04:45.92] | jiǎ nèn zǐ luò pǎo nèn lǎo mǔ kǎ hǎo |