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It's a creature of habit like a chicken or a rabbit. |
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A slight variation of a household occupation. |
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A freak mishap of chemical negligence. |
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Has spawned a race of hamsters with a super human intelligence. |
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They breed in the evening, read the paper in the morning. |
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They are not quite aware that they are men in gerbil clothing. |
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Domestic in nature, this peaceful little creature. |
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Can have a career as a doctor or a teacher... |
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As I demonstrate my theory, I can calculate it clearly. |
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Withdraw this meager species... the hamster. |
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Science mistakenly made a mess. |
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And put this animal out of text. |
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Accidental experimentation extend-o-noodle. |
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Rat-like animal must die. |
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A standing ovation, a cross pollination. Of a hamster and a human, and odd combination. |
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A pea-sized brain now the size of a shoe. A family pet, a business man, a short-tailed rodent? |
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You will rarely see the these hamsters on an exercise wheel. |
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They are highly advanced with no cardiovascular feel. |
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More important is work, and this they excel. |
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Can we market these rodents and sell, sell, sell. |
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As I exercise my theorem, I will dissect this hairy rodent. |
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Remove it's mutated grey matter... behold. |
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Will I kill this unfortunate beast? Does it matter to say the least. |
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For society doesn't give a shit about those poor gazelles in Africa either. |
