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I am a freak who knows absolutely everything. |
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About nothing in particular so I must say that. |
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If you lick a a laos, lumpy hump-hump, sticky perv-perv. |
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Jamma-Jamma, kooky dau kooky dau. |
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Envision a Rabbit a Rabbit with a Habit. |
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Smokin' a crack pipe, would you care to have it. |
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If you don't think so, the rabbit might eat soap. |
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And the jungle pimp who sells that shit may have to cope. |
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But if he made an offer would you wanna spend time. |
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Running around like a chicken with a bald behind. |
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I wouldn't know so, cause I am not you. |
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So go ahead and soak you fingers in that palm olive. |
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Here comes the green man isn't he the beaver. |
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Wouldn't you wanna be his coffee achiever. |
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Wally is a dope fiend and the beaver he needs his nose cleaned. |
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Wondering why it softens your hands while you do the dishes. |
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Take a good look at my jugular, it is a shit hole for elephant dungulars. |
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It has the ability to withstand penal irregulars, presumptuous vaginal excretions. |
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And somewhat irrational buttjungletirds it drips and secrets an odorous manifestation. |
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Created from an unusual combination of elephant faeces and human excretion. |
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Imagine an implosion from a walking excrement. |
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I am George Zimmer and I guarantee it. |
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If you don't believe me then I will pee on it. |
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Making it smell Metallica hell. |
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Plug your nose and taste the toe jam, it melts in your mouth and not in your hands. |
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Stingy ting and the taste of ear wax. Sniffity-snort-tort-toot the dig 'em smacks. |
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Rao your lips around burbling butt bowl. Have some more splat with your fossilized fruit roll. |
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Quirble clapping speaks a glazed retina. You figure what? for some butt? well that would be nice. |
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Rub-a-dub-dub in my bath tub. With a rubber ducky's hugs I give him my love. |
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With an upper hand on the job, frustrations soothed. With a soap on a rope I make my moves. |
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Cheep-cheep-cheep, flap-flap-flap. Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle, clap-clap-clap. |