| Song | Tail Crush |
| Artist | New Bomb Turks |
| Album | Destroy-Oh-Boy! |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [Verse 1] | |
| Well I'm in love with the swish and swing | |
| C'mon sisters with the slash and burn | |
| C'mon brothers give me everything | |
| And do the Twist in just one turn | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Do the Tail Crush | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| I'm in hate with my weary soul | |
| C'mon hipsters quit the same old thing | |
| Hate yourself with the rock n roll | |
| And do the giant Tail Crush with me | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Do the Tail Crush | |
| [Bridge] |