| 作词 : 武雄 | |
| 行伫繁华的台北市 | |
| 举头看看板拢是外国字 | |
| ABC狗咬猴咬猪 | |
| PACHINKO的边仔KTV | |
| KENTUKEY有列卖炸鸡 | |
| TOWER的内底有列卖CD | |
| SOGO的五楼有列卖SANSUI | |
| 光华商场的楼脚有PLAYBOY | |
| 我鸡同鸭讲阁掠龟走鳖 | |
| 越头听人讲话拢是外来语 | |
| 男人婆举大哥大玩游戏机 | |
| 趴代绣逗无厘头是尚FUNNY | |
| 此列讲此列台湾国语 | |
| 彼列讲彼列强格理许 | |
| 到底爱用马该LANGUAGE | |
| 害我抢欲咬着舌兼阁袂喘气 | |
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| 不是啦 我是说 | |
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| HOW OLD ARE YOU | |
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| 棒赛赢了谢谢老师 | |
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| 这是什么地方 | |
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| 阿嬷列困 | |
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| 阴沟里去啦 | |
| 行伫繁华的台北街头 | |
| 害我强抢嘛欲昏倒 | |
| 离离酷酷的话拢学袂晓 | |
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| 到底台湾的国语欲安怎ㄠ | |
| 我返去问阮老师敢有绝招 | |
| 只见他国卒的脸上 | |
| 有抓狂的笑 | |
| 伊讲IF YOU惦惦 | |
| NOBODY SAY YOU 矮狗 |
| zuo ci : wu xiong | |
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| ju tou kan kan ban long shi wai guo zi | |
| ABC gou yao hou yao zhu | |
| PACHINKO de bian zi KTV | |
| KENTUKEY you lie mai zha ji | |
| TOWER de nei di you lie mai CD | |
| SOGO de wu lou you lie mai SANSUI | |
| guang hua shang chang de lou jiao you PLAYBOY | |
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| HOW OLD ARE YOU | |
| a I' M DIRTY | |
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| yi jiang IF YOU dian dian | |
| NOBODY SAY YOU ai gou |
| zuò cí : wǔ xióng | |
| xíng zhù fán huá de tái běi shì | |
| jǔ tóu kàn kàn bǎn lǒng shì wài guó zì | |
| ABC gǒu yǎo hóu yǎo zhū | |
| PACHINKO de biān zǐ KTV | |
| KENTUKEY yǒu liè mài zhá jī | |
| TOWER de nèi dǐ yǒu liè mài CD | |
| SOGO de wǔ lóu yǒu liè mài SANSUI | |
| guāng huá shāng chǎng de lóu jiǎo yǒu PLAYBOY | |
| wǒ jī tóng yā jiǎng gé lüè guī zǒu biē | |
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| nán rén pó jǔ dà gē dà wán yóu xì jī | |
| pā dài xiù dòu wú lí tóu shì shàng FUNNY | |
| cǐ liè jiǎng cǐ liè tái wān guó yǔ | |
| bǐ liè jiǎng bǐ liè qiáng gé lǐ xǔ | |
| dào dǐ ài yòng mǎ gāi LANGUAGE | |
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| wǒ xǐ jiǎo shuǐ la | |
| lǎo shī nǐ yào shi diào le | |
| méi yǒu guān xi | |
| HOW OLD ARE YOU | |
| ā I' M DIRTY | |
| bàng sài yíng le xiè xiè lǎo shī | |
| ō bù xiè duō xiè | |
| zhè shì shén me dì fang | |
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| xíng zhù fán huá de tái běi jiē tóu | |
| hài wǒ qiáng qiǎng ma yù hūn dǎo | |
| lí lí kù kù de huà lǒng xué mèi xiǎo | |
| wǒ ruò jiā zhù sān gōng bǎo zhèng huì qǐ xiāo | |
| dào dǐ tái wān de guó yǔ yù ān zěn | |
| wǒ fǎn qù wèn ruǎn lǎo shī gǎn yǒu jué zhāo | |
| zhī jiàn tā guó zú de liǎn shàng | |
| yǒu zhuā kuáng de xiào | |
| yī jiǎng IF YOU diàn diàn | |
| NOBODY SAY YOU ǎi gǒu |
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