| [00:00.00] | 〈〈〈马一嘶妈哭俺嘎衣 三害阿！〉〉〉..... |
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| [00:22.00] | 我去糊滑买一领西装三万八 |
| [00:24.00] | 我去万黏买一双 new blance 二千八 |
| [00:27.00] | 我对公馆坐到士林两百八 |
| [00:29.00] | 我去胜马粒买一咧阿胖八十八 |
| [00:32.00] | 我去买一支大哥大两万八 |
| [00:33.00] | 我去买一领 megadeth 的踢逊一千八 |
| [00:36.00] | 我去缩狗看到一包卫生纸九十八 |
| [00:38.00] | 〈你钱太多吗〉no 因为我是神经病 |
| [00:40.00] | （中）『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』...... |
| [00:43.00] | （中）『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』...... |
| [00:53.00] | （中）『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』...... |
| [00:56.00] | （中）『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』...... |
| [00:57.00] | （台）『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』 『我是神经病』 |
| [00:59.00] | 我去租一间厝像便所遐尼大 |
| [01:01.00] | 想欲买厝我日也骑暝也骑 |
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| [01:05.00] | 想讲趁祝济结果来买一组灵骨塔 |
| [01:08.00] | （阿～饭桶啦） |
| [01:10.00] | 钱财乃身外之物 开开咧准嘟煞 |
| [01:12.00] | 开五百万买一咧停车位许算啥 |
| [01:14.00] | 我兼阁开五千万去买一台火烧车咧 |
| [01:16.00] | 你钱伤济没啦 因为我神经病 |
| [01:17.00] | （客）『捱系神经砰』 『捱系神经砰』 『捱系神经砰』 ...... |
| [01:21.00] | （客）『捱系神经砰』 『捱系神经砰』 『捱系神经砰』 ...... |
| [01:24.00] | （客）『捱系神经砰』 『捱系神经砰』 『捱系神经砰』 ...... |
| [01:26.00] | （日）『蛙答吸阿答马恐姑里』 『蛙答吸阿答马恐姑里』 |
| [01:33.00] | （日）『蛙答吸阿答马恐姑里』 『蛙答吸阿答马恐姑里』 |
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| [02:03.00] | 清采去修理一咧阿乌拖摆着爱三百五百 |
| [02:05.00] | 清采去乃一咧阿威耳康着爱千二千三 |
| [02:07.00] | 清采去路边食一咧仔阳春面嘛着爱开咧上佰 |
| [02:10.00] | 清清采采东开西开一个月的薪水连咪着礁礁 |
| [02:13.00] | 〔你来台北创啥〕我来台北扑拼 |
| [02:16.00] | 〔你来台北创啥〕我来台北看电影 |
| [02:19.00] | 〔你来台北创啥〕我小飞侠来看小姐 |
| [02:22.00] | 〈无甸台北干袂驶？〉 |
| [02:24.00] | 〔无法度啊 汝无听人讲啥么好康的拢嘛伫台北无来台北是欲安怎趁大钱〕 |
| [02:34.00] | 〈哼 芋仔蕃薯咧 汝趁济汝嘛开济！〉 |
| [02:37.00] | 〔阿晓 阿无 担是欲安怎？〕 |
| [02:39.00] | 〈我也知？〉 |
| [02:47.00] | 〔阿无 搁继续作咱此咧神经病啦！〕 |
| [02:49.00] | 我神经病啦 我头壳歹去即会去写此条 |
| [00:00.00] | ma yi si ma ku an ga yi san hai a!..... |
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| [00:22.00] | wo qu hu hua mai yi ling xi zhuang san wan ba |
| [00:24.00] | wo qu wan nian mai yi shuang new blance er qian ba |
| [00:27.00] | wo dui gong guan zuo dao shi lin liang bai ba |
| [00:29.00] | wo qu sheng ma li mai yi lie a pang ba shi ba |
| [00:32.00] | wo qu mai yi zhi da ge da liang wan ba |
| [00:33.00] | wo qu mai yi ling megadeth de ti xun yi qian ba |
| [00:36.00] | wo qu suo gou kan dao yi bao wei sheng zhi jiu shi ba |
| [00:38.00] | ni qian tai duo ma no yin wei wo shi shen jing bing |
| [00:40.00] | zhong wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing...... |
| [00:43.00] | zhong wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing...... |
| [00:53.00] | zhong wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing...... |
| [00:56.00] | zhong wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing...... |
| [00:57.00] | tai wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing wo shi shen jing bing |
| [00:59.00] | wo qu zu yi jian cuo xiang bian suo xia ni da |
| [01:01.00] | xiang yu mai cuo wo ri ye qi ming ye qi |
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| [01:05.00] | xiang jiang chen zhu ji jie guo lai mai yi zu ling gu ta |
| [01:08.00] | a fan tong la |
| [01:10.00] | qian cai nai shen wai zhi wu kai kai lie zhun du sha |
| [01:12.00] | kai wu bai wan mai yi lie ting che wei xu suan sha |
| [01:14.00] | wo jian ge kai wu qian wan qu mai yi tai huo shao che lie |
| [01:16.00] | ni qian shang ji mei la yin wei wo shen jing bing |
| [01:17.00] | ke ai xi shen jing peng ai xi shen jing peng ai xi shen jing peng ...... |
| [01:21.00] | ke ai xi shen jing peng ai xi shen jing peng ai xi shen jing peng ...... |
| [01:24.00] | ke ai xi shen jing peng ai xi shen jing peng ai xi shen jing peng ...... |
| [01:26.00] | ri wa da xi a da ma kong gu li wa da xi a da ma kong gu li |
| [01:33.00] | ri wa da xi a da ma kong gu li wa da xi a da ma kong gu li |
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| [02:03.00] | qing cai qu xiu li yi lie a wu tuo bai zhe ai san bai wu bai |
| [02:05.00] | qing cai qu nai yi lie a wei er kang zhe ai qian er qian san |
| [02:07.00] | qing cai qu lu bian shi yi lie zi yang chun mian ma zhe ai kai lie shang bai |
| [02:10.00] | qing qing cai cai dong kai xi kai yi ge yue de xin shui lian mi zhe jiao jiao |
| [02:13.00] | ni lai tai bei chuang sha wo lai tai bei pu pin |
| [02:16.00] | ni lai tai bei chuang sha wo lai tai bei kan dian ying |
| [02:19.00] | ni lai tai bei chuang sha wo xiao fei xia lai kan xiao jie |
| [02:22.00] | wu dian tai bei gan mei shi? |
| [02:24.00] | wu fa du a ru wu ting ren jiang sha me hao kang de long ma zhu tai bei wu lai tai bei shi yu an zen chen da qian |
| [02:34.00] | heng yu zi fan shu lie ru chen ji ru ma kai ji! |
| [02:37.00] | a xiao a wu dan shi yu an zen? |
| [02:39.00] | wo ye zhi? |
| [02:47.00] | a wu ge ji xu zuo zan ci lie shen jing bing la! |
| [02:49.00] | wo shen jing bing la wo tou ke dai qu ji hui qu xie ci tiao |
| [00:00.00] | mǎ yī sī mā kū ǎn gā yī sān hài ā!..... |
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| [00:22.00] | wǒ qù hú huá mǎi yī lǐng xī zhuāng sān wàn bā |
| [00:24.00] | wǒ qù wàn nián mǎi yī shuāng new blance èr qiān bā |
| [00:27.00] | wǒ duì gōng guǎn zuò dào shì lín liǎng bǎi bā |
| [00:29.00] | wǒ qù shèng mǎ lì mǎi yī liě ā pàng bā shí bā |
| [00:32.00] | wǒ qù mǎi yī zhī dà gē dà liǎng wàn bā |
| [00:33.00] | wǒ qù mǎi yī lǐng megadeth de tī xùn yī qiān bā |
| [00:36.00] | wǒ qù suō gǒu kàn dào yī bāo wèi shēng zhǐ jiǔ shí bā |
| [00:38.00] | nǐ qián tài duō ma no yīn wèi wǒ shì shén jīng bìng |
| [00:40.00] | zhōng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng...... |
| [00:43.00] | zhōng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng...... |
| [00:53.00] | zhōng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng...... |
| [00:56.00] | zhōng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng...... |
| [00:57.00] | tái wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng |
| [00:59.00] | wǒ qù zū yī jiān cuò xiàng biàn suǒ xiá ní dà |
| [01:01.00] | xiǎng yù mǎi cuò wǒ rì yě qí míng yě qí |
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| [01:05.00] | xiǎng jiǎng chèn zhù jì jié guǒ lái mǎi yī zǔ líng gǔ tǎ |
| [01:08.00] | ā fàn tǒng la |
| [01:10.00] | qián cái nǎi shēn wài zhī wù kāi kāi liě zhǔn dū shā |
| [01:12.00] | kāi wǔ bǎi wàn mǎi yī liě tíng chē wèi xǔ suàn shà |
| [01:14.00] | wǒ jiān gé kāi wǔ qiān wàn qù mǎi yī tái huǒ shāo chē liě |
| [01:16.00] | nǐ qián shāng jì méi la yīn wèi wǒ shén jīng bìng |
| [01:17.00] | kè ái xì shén jīng pēng ái xì shén jīng pēng ái xì shén jīng pēng ...... |
| [01:21.00] | kè ái xì shén jīng pēng ái xì shén jīng pēng ái xì shén jīng pēng ...... |
| [01:24.00] | kè ái xì shén jīng pēng ái xì shén jīng pēng ái xì shén jīng pēng ...... |
| [01:26.00] | rì wā dá xī ā dá mǎ kǒng gū lǐ wā dá xī ā dá mǎ kǒng gū lǐ |
| [01:33.00] | rì wā dá xī ā dá mǎ kǒng gū lǐ wā dá xī ā dá mǎ kǒng gū lǐ |
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| [02:03.00] | qīng cǎi qù xiū lǐ yī liě ā wū tuō bǎi zhe ài sān bǎi wǔ bǎi |
| [02:05.00] | qīng cǎi qù nǎi yī liě ā wēi ěr kāng zhe ài qiān èr qiān sān |
| [02:07.00] | qīng cǎi qù lù biān shí yī liě zǐ yáng chūn miàn ma zhe ài kāi liě shàng bǎi |
| [02:10.00] | qīng qīng cǎi cǎi dōng kāi xī kāi yí gè yuè de xīn shuǐ lián mī zhe jiāo jiāo |
| [02:13.00] | nǐ lái tái běi chuàng shà wǒ lái tái běi pū pīn |
| [02:16.00] | nǐ lái tái běi chuàng shà wǒ lái tái běi kàn diàn yǐng |
| [02:19.00] | nǐ lái tái běi chuàng shà wǒ xiǎo fēi xiá lái kàn xiǎo jiě |
| [02:22.00] | wú diān tái běi gàn mèi shǐ? |
| [02:24.00] | wú fǎ dù a rǔ wú tīng rén jiǎng shà me hǎo kāng de lǒng ma zhù tái běi wú lái tái běi shì yù ān zěn chèn dà qián |
| [02:34.00] | hēng yù zǐ fān shǔ liě rǔ chèn jì rǔ ma kāi jì! |
| [02:37.00] | ā xiǎo ā wú dān shì yù ān zěn? |
| [02:39.00] | wǒ yě zhī? |
| [02:47.00] | ā wú gē jì xù zuò zán cǐ liě shén jīng bìng la! |
| [02:49.00] | wǒ shén jīng bìng la wǒ tóu ké dǎi qù jí huì qù xiě cǐ tiáo |
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