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| Song | 公的，母的 |
| Artist | 猪头皮 |
| Album | 猪头皮的笑魁念哥Ⅱ-外好汝甘知 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| A1 我想通了，你想开了？我想通了，HONEY，你是否想开了？ | |
| （我想通了 HONEY 你想开了没有×4） | |
| B1 为啥么人们要结婚呢？为了要一柱擎天么？ | |
| 为啥么人们要结婚呢？为了要一泄千里么？ | |
| C1 上帝造男阁造女 叫裀着爱相疼斗相扶 | |
| 译：上帝造了亚当夏娃 | |
| 叫他们要彼此相爱相互扶持 | |
| 结果煞咧相拼斗相妒 有时偷挽袍有时偷牵牛 | |
| 译：结果一天到晚吵架讨架 | |
| 有时还偷汉子金屋藏娇来比看谁厉害 | |
| A2 我真的想通了，你是否想开了？ | |
| 我真的想通了，HONEY，你是否真的想开了？ | |
| （我想通了 HONEY 你想开了没有×4） | |
| B2 为啥么人们要结婚呢？为了要一决雌雄么？ | |
| 为啥么人们要结婚呢？蓬门今始为君开么？ | |
| C2 男女的大战毋是现代即有 锦古早时代着有流传故事 | |
| 译：男女大战其来有自渊远流长 | |
| 只是今嘛战了卡粗残卡煞掀文弄武 | |
| 译：到了 90 年代当然要跟得上科技发展 | |
| 创造新秩序 | |
| 若掀开社会新闻不时嘛咧夫妻相杀展功夫 | |
| 译：社会版有没有在看阿 | |
| 夫妻大展功夫大车拼多么精采啊 | |
| D1 劣夫：汝出门着抹粉点胭脂 耳钩拢挂甲 ABC | |
| 译：你..........就............口红....环都.....得..... | |
| 皮包着用 LACOSTE 鳄鱼 行路摇摇摆摆假 | |
| LADY | |
| 译：.....就............................走.............. | |
| 泼妇：（汝讲啥）汝趁钱是毋成物 甘若会晓返来厝内展风神 | |
| 译：你说.............你赚.............一点点 | |
| 只会.........回....家.......威风 | |
| 甘若欲食毋讨趁 讲两句阿着起叛 此款若作罗汉 | |
| 也免怨叹 | |
| 译：只会吃不会赚..............就生气 | |
| 这种........光棍......... | |
| D2 劣夫：（哼）人是船过水无痕 汝是满面全皱纹 | |
| 译：..............................................你.........脸....... | |
| 讲啥〔美容保养〕着爱本 算来提熨斗来嘛熨昧顺 | |
| 译：..........................要本钱 | |
| 其实拿.............也烫不平 | |
| 泼妇：（汝给我恬去）人是彼落北港六尺四 | |
| 汝是昧堪得操阁无药医 | |
| 译：你.................闭嘴 | |
| ..............那种健美先生 你.......没两三下就举白旗 | |
| 生了比阮卡歹阁嫌地嫌天 无汝厝边隔壁问看咧免相戟 | |
| 译：长得比我还丑还怨天尤地 | |
| 要不街坊邻居.....不用讨价还价 | |
| D3 劣夫：（担汝嘛好阿）犹昧结婚汝着温柔古锥 结婚了后煞逐工吐大气 | |
| 译：你............................还未.......你就............可爱 | |
| .........以....却每天叹..... | |
| 泼妇：（啥货阿）犹昧结婚算起来汝阁真规矩 | |
| 结婚了后逐工饮贾醉醉醉 | |
| 译：什么................还未.....................你还很........ | |
| ...........以...每天喝得.....茫茫 | |
| 劣夫：（我咧屎恁）犹昧结婚汝身材真正嫷 | |
| 结婚了后煞食贾肥肥肥 | |
| 译：你给我记住.........还未.........你..............标准 | |
| ........以.......却吃到 100 公斤 | |
| 泼妇：（哼）犹昧结婚讲我亲像花蕊 结婚了后煞讲我亲像鬼 | |
| 译：..............还未..........说................. | |
| ................以.......却说......... | |
| D4 人讲 有缘千里来相会 无缘隔壁昧相找 | |
| 译：人说 有缘千里来相会 | |
| 无缘隔壁不见面 | |
| SIZE 若是昧合的话 奈有可能甲共领棉被 | |
| 译：尺寸若是不合的话 | |
| 怎会盖同件棉被 | |
| 娶一咧某卡好三个天公祖 仰是娶一咧某来冤家兼弄鼓 | |
| 译：讨个老婆好过年 | |
| 还是讨个老婆好参加演讲比赛 | |
| 半暝仔冤贾过下晡 唉 结婚到底是何苦 | |
| 译：半夜吵到隔天下午 | |
| 唉 结婚到底是何苦 | |
| D5 有人无爱结婚来同居 有人开几诺百万来办结婚礼仪 | |
| 译：有人不要结婚来同居 | |
| 有人花好几百万来办结婚礼仪 | |
| 有人阁爱看日阁对时辰 有人青青采采亲像洗饭食碗着 | |
| 译：有人还看黄历对时辰 | |
| 有人随随便便像看茶喝报纸 |
| A1 wo xiang tong le, ni xiang kai le? wo xiang tong le, HONEY, ni shi fou xiang kai le? | |
| wo xiang tong le HONEY ni xiang kai le mei you 4 | |
| B1 wei sha me ren men yao jie hun ne? wei le yao yi zhu qing tian me? | |
| wei sha me ren men yao jie hun ne? wei le yao yi xie qian li me? | |
| C1 shang di zao nan ge zao nv jiao yin zhe ai xiang teng dou xiang fu | |
| yi: shang di zao le ya dang xia wa | |
| jiao ta men yao bi ci xiang ai xiang hu fu chi | |
| jie guo sha lie xiang pin dou xiang du you shi tou wan pao you shi tou qian niu | |
| yi: jie guo yi tian dao wan chao jia tao jia | |
| you shi hai tou han zi jin wu cang jiao lai bi kan shui li hai | |
| A2 wo zhen de xiang tong le, ni shi fou xiang kai le? | |
| wo zhen de xiang tong le, HONEY, ni shi fou zhen de xiang kai le? | |
| wo xiang tong le HONEY ni xiang kai le mei you 4 | |
| B2 wei sha me ren men yao jie hun ne? wei le yao yi jue ci xiong me? | |
| wei sha me ren men yao jie hun ne? peng men jin shi wei jun kai me? | |
| C2 nan nv de da zhan wu shi xian dai ji you jin gu zao shi dai zhe you liu chuan gu shi | |
| yi: nan nv da zhan qi lai you zi yuan yuan liu zhang | |
| zhi shi jin ma zhan le ka cu can ka sha xian wen nong wu | |
| yi: dao le 90 nian dai dang ran yao gen de shang ke ji fa zhan | |
| chuang zao xin zhi xu | |
| ruo xian kai she hui xin wen bu shi ma lie fu qi xiang sha zhan gong fu | |
| yi: she hui ban you mei you zai kan a | |
| fu qi da zhan gong fu da che pin duo me jing cai a | |
| D1 lie fu: ru chu men zhe mo fen dian yan zhi er gou long gua jia ABC | |
| yi: ni.......... jiu............ kou hong.... huan dou..... de..... | |
| pi bao zhe yong LACOSTE e yu xing lu yao yao bai bai jia | |
| LADY | |
| yi:..... jiu............................ zou.............. | |
| po fu: ru jiang sha ru chen qian shi wu cheng wu gan ruo hui xiao fan lai cuo nei zhan feng shen | |
| yi: ni shuo............. ni zhuan............. yi dian dian | |
| zhi hui......... hui.... jia....... wei feng | |
| gan ruo yu shi wu tao chen jiang liang ju a zhe qi pan ci kuan ruo zuo luo han | |
| ye mian yuan tan | |
| yi: zhi hui chi bu hui zhuan.............. jiu sheng qi | |
| zhe zhong........ guang gun......... | |
| D2 lie fu: heng ren shi chuan guo shui wu hen ru shi man mian quan zhou wen | |
| yi:.............................................. ni......... lian....... | |
| jiang sha mei rong bao yang zhe ai ben suan lai ti yun dou lai ma yun mei shun | |
| yi:.......................... yao ben qian | |
| qi shi na............. ye tang bu ping | |
| po fu: ru gei wo tian qu ren shi bi luo bei gang liu chi si | |
| ru shi mei kan de cao ge wu yao yi | |
| yi: ni................. bi zui | |
| .............. na zhong jian mei xian sheng ni....... mei liang san xia jiu ju bai qi | |
| sheng le bi ruan ka dai ge xian di xian tian wu ru cuo bian ge bi wen kan lie mian xiang ji | |
| yi: zhang de bi wo hai chou hai yuan tian you di | |
| yao bu jie fang lin ju..... bu yong tao jia huan jia | |
| D3 lie fu: dan ru ma hao a you mei jie hun ru zhe wen rou gu zhui jie hun le hou sha zhu gong tu da qi | |
| yi: ni............................ hai wei....... ni jiu............ ke ai | |
| ......... yi.... que mei tian tan..... | |
| po fu: sha huo a you mei jie hun suan qi lai ru ge zhen gui ju | |
| jie hun le hou zhu gong yin jia zui zui zui | |
| yi: shen me................ hai wei..................... ni hai hen........ | |
| ........... yi... mei tian he de..... mang mang | |
| lie fu: wo lie shi nen you mei jie hun ru shen cai zhen zheng tuo | |
| jie hun le hou sha shi jia fei fei fei | |
| yi: ni gei wo ji zhu......... hai wei......... ni.............. biao zhun | |
| ........ yi....... que chi dao 100 gong jin | |
| po fu: heng you mei jie hun jiang wo qin xiang hua rui jie hun le hou sha jiang wo qin xiang gui | |
| yi:.............. hai wei.......... shuo................. | |
| ................ yi....... que shuo......... | |
| D4 ren jiang you yuan qian li lai xiang hui wu yuan ge bi mei xiang zhao | |
| yi: ren shuo you yuan qian li lai xiang hui | |
| wu yuan ge bi bu jian mian | |
| SIZE ruo shi mei he de hua nai you ke neng jia gong ling mian bei | |
| yi: chi cun ruo shi bu he de hua | |
| zen hui gai tong jian mian bei | |
| qu yi lie mou ka hao san ge tian gong zu yang shi qu yi lie mou lai yuan jia jian nong gu | |
| yi: tao ge lao po hao guo nian | |
| hai shi tao ge lao po hao can jia yan jiang bi sai | |
| ban ming zi yuan jia guo xia bu ai jie hun dao di shi he ku | |
| yi: ban ye chao dao ge tian xia wu | |
| ai jie hun dao di shi he ku | |
| D5 you ren wu ai jie hun lai tong ju you ren kai ji nuo bai wan lai ban jie hun li yi | |
| yi: you ren bu yao jie hun lai tong ju | |
| you ren hua hao ji bai wan lai ban jie hun li yi | |
| you ren ge ai kan ri ge dui shi chen you ren qing qing cai cai qin xiang xi fan shi wan zhe | |
| yi: you ren hai kan huang li dui shi chen | |
| you ren sui sui pian pian xiang kan cha he bao zhi |
| A1 wǒ xiǎng tōng le, nǐ xiǎng kāi le? wǒ xiǎng tōng le, HONEY, nǐ shì fǒu xiǎng kāi le? | |
| wǒ xiǎng tōng le HONEY nǐ xiǎng kāi le méi yǒu 4 | |
| B1 wèi shà me rén men yào jié hūn ne? wèi le yào yī zhù qíng tiān me? | |
| wèi shà me rén men yào jié hūn ne? wèi le yào yī xiè qiān lǐ me? | |
| C1 shàng dì zào nán gé zào nǚ jiào yīn zhe ài xiāng téng dòu xiāng fú | |
| yì: shàng dì zào le yà dāng xià wá | |
| jiào tā men yào bǐ cǐ xiāng ài xiāng hù fú chí | |
| jié guǒ shā liě xiāng pīn dòu xiāng dù yǒu shí tōu wǎn páo yǒu shí tōu qiān niú | |
| yì: jié guǒ yì tiān dào wǎn chǎo jià tǎo jià | |
| yǒu shí hái tōu hàn zǐ jīn wū cáng jiāo lái bǐ kàn shuí lì hài | |
| A2 wǒ zhēn de xiǎng tōng le, nǐ shì fǒu xiǎng kāi le? | |
| wǒ zhēn de xiǎng tōng le, HONEY, nǐ shì fǒu zhēn de xiǎng kāi le? | |
| wǒ xiǎng tōng le HONEY nǐ xiǎng kāi le méi yǒu 4 | |
| B2 wèi shà me rén men yào jié hūn ne? wèi le yào yī jué cí xióng me? | |
| wèi shà me rén men yào jié hūn ne? péng mén jīn shǐ wèi jūn kāi me? | |
| C2 nán nǚ de dà zhàn wú shì xiàn dài jí yǒu jǐn gǔ zǎo shí dài zhe yǒu liú chuán gù shì | |
| yì: nán nǚ dà zhàn qí lái yǒu zì yuān yuǎn liú zhǎng | |
| zhǐ shì jīn ma zhàn le kǎ cū cán kǎ shā xiān wén nòng wǔ | |
| yì: dào le 90 nián dài dāng rán yào gēn de shàng kē jì fā zhǎn | |
| chuàng zào xīn zhì xù | |
| ruò xiān kāi shè huì xīn wén bù shí ma liě fū qī xiàng shā zhǎn gōng fū | |
| yì: shè huì bǎn yǒu méi yǒu zài kàn ā | |
| fū qī dà zhǎn gōng fū dà chē pīn duō me jīng cǎi a | |
| D1 liè fū: rǔ chū mén zhe mǒ fěn diǎn yān zhī ěr gōu lǒng guà jiǎ ABC | |
| yì: nǐ.......... jiù............ kǒu hóng.... huán dōu..... dé..... | |
| pí bāo zhe yòng LACOSTE è yú xíng lù yáo yáo bǎi bǎi jiǎ | |
| LADY | |
| yì:..... jiù............................ zǒu.............. | |
| pō fù: rǔ jiǎng shà rǔ chèn qián shì wú chéng wù gān ruò huì xiǎo fǎn lái cuò nèi zhǎn fēng shén | |
| yì: nǐ shuō............. nǐ zhuàn............. yì diǎn diǎn | |
| zhǐ huì......... huí.... jiā....... wēi fēng | |
| gān ruò yù shí wú tǎo chèn jiǎng liǎng jù ā zhe qǐ pàn cǐ kuǎn ruò zuò luó hàn | |
| yě miǎn yuàn tàn | |
| yì: zhǐ huì chī bú huì zhuàn.............. jiù shēng qì | |
| zhè zhǒng........ guāng gùn......... | |
| D2 liè fū: hēng rén shì chuán guò shuǐ wú hén rǔ shì mǎn miàn quán zhòu wén | |
| yì:.............................................. nǐ......... liǎn....... | |
| jiǎng shà měi róng bǎo yǎng zhe ài běn suàn lái tí yùn dǒu lái ma yùn mèi shùn | |
| yì:.......................... yào běn qián | |
| qí shí ná............. yě tàng bù píng | |
| pō fù: rǔ gěi wǒ tián qù rén shì bǐ luò běi gǎng liù chǐ sì | |
| rǔ shì mèi kān dé cāo gé wú yào yī | |
| yì: nǐ................. bì zuǐ | |
| .............. nà zhǒng jiàn měi xiān shēng nǐ....... méi liǎng sān xià jiù jǔ bái qí | |
| shēng le bǐ ruǎn kǎ dǎi gé xián dì xián tiān wú rǔ cuò biān gé bì wèn kàn liě miǎn xiāng jǐ | |
| yì: zhǎng de bǐ wǒ hái chǒu hái yuàn tiān yóu dì | |
| yào bù jiē fāng lín jū..... bù yòng tǎo jià huán jià | |
| D3 liè fū: dān rǔ ma hǎo ā yóu mèi jié hūn rǔ zhe wēn róu gǔ zhuī jié hūn le hòu shā zhú gōng tǔ dà qì | |
| yì: nǐ............................ hái wèi....... nǐ jiù............ kě ài | |
| ......... yǐ.... què měi tiān tàn..... | |
| pō fù: shà huò ā yóu mèi jié hūn suàn qǐ lái rǔ gé zhēn guī jǔ | |
| jié hūn le hòu zhú gōng yǐn jiǎ zuì zuì zuì | |
| yì: shén me................ hái wèi..................... nǐ hái hěn........ | |
| ........... yǐ... měi tiān hē dé..... máng máng | |
| liè fū: wǒ liě shǐ nèn yóu mèi jié hūn rǔ shēn cái zhēn zhèng tuǒ | |
| jié hūn le hòu shā shí jiǎ féi féi féi | |
| yì: nǐ gěi wǒ jì zhù......... hái wèi......... nǐ.............. biāo zhǔn | |
| ........ yǐ....... què chī dào 100 gōng jīn | |
| pō fù: hēng yóu mèi jié hūn jiǎng wǒ qīn xiàng huā ruǐ jié hūn le hòu shā jiǎng wǒ qīn xiàng guǐ | |
| yì:.............. hái wèi.......... shuō................. | |
| ................ yǐ....... què shuō......... | |
| D4 rén jiǎng yǒu yuán qiān lǐ lái xiāng huì wú yuán gé bì mèi xiāng zhǎo | |
| yì: rén shuō yǒu yuán qiān lǐ lái xiāng huì | |
| wú yuán gé bì bú jiàn miàn | |
| SIZE ruò shì mèi hé de huà nài yǒu kě néng jiǎ gòng lǐng mián bèi | |
| yì: chǐ cùn ruò shì bù hé de huà | |
| zěn huì gài tóng jiàn mián bèi | |
| qǔ yī liě mǒu kǎ hǎo sān ge tiān gōng zǔ yǎng shì qǔ yī liě mǒu lái yuān jiā jiān nòng gǔ | |
| yì: tǎo gè lǎo pó hǎo guò nián | |
| hái shì tǎo gè lǎo pó hǎo cān jiā yǎn jiǎng bǐ sài | |
| bàn míng zǐ yuān jiǎ guò xià bū āi jié hūn dào dǐ shì hé kǔ | |
| yì: bàn yè chǎo dào gé tiān xià wǔ | |
| āi jié hūn dào dǐ shì hé kǔ | |
| D5 yǒu rén wú ài jié hūn lái tóng jū yǒu rén kāi jǐ nuò bǎi wàn lái bàn jié hūn lǐ yí | |
| yì: yǒu rén bú yào jié hūn lái tóng jū | |
| yǒu rén huā hǎo jǐ bǎi wàn lái bàn jié hūn lǐ yí | |
| yǒu rén gé ài kàn rì gé duì shí chén yǒu rén qīng qīng cǎi cǎi qīn xiàng xǐ fàn shí wǎn zhe | |
| yì: yǒu rén hái kàn huáng lì duì shí chén | |
| yǒu rén suí suí pián pián xiàng kàn chá hē bào zhǐ |
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