Song | 猪头皮夜总会 |
Artist | 猪头皮 |
Album | 猪头皮的笑魁念哥Ⅱ-外好汝甘知 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
A1 各位嘉宾 晚尚好 今天大家很荣幸的又来到我们猪头皮夜总会 | |
感谢您在这么深的夜里...ㄛ 还没那么晚...今晚是周末夜 按照惯例 | |
我们夜总会的苔蛀裙要为您表演一连串最新 最刺激 最难学 | |
最具爆炸性最会被对面狗头标夜总会抹黑的高难度市借级的表演 | |
我们敬请弑目以殆 | |
A2 首先要上场的是我们最沈啃的台柱林筱港 | |
他要表演的是最晨垦的扒衫特技 ㄟ 您瞧 态度诚恳 | |
总让人先扒一步 | |
你看它 纸戴个斗笠 再随身带些全年无休的跟班 | |
就可以扒遍全台各齐风菌领 小港现在正要继续征服台湾第一高峰总统峰 | |
好 我们请筱港扒到山顶的时候叫一下 我们继续来看已下的精采节目 | |
A3 接着上场的是我们最打姘的台柱朱晓高 他要为我们表演奠画特技 | |
ㄟ 您瞧 只打了五通淀化 就找回他失踪二十四年的茍 | |
厉害吧 | |
可见这个店桦虽然天添仁人再用 会用不会用差很多哦 | |
您看他剥磐的汁噬忧霉 洞酢簿嫉簿诩 奖划汰肚瘟蚊油礼 | |
难怪甸话那头走失二十四年的茍恨不得赶快回家钻进她的淮爆阿 | |
................ 中场休息 ................. | |
B1 接下来是我们最酣后的台柱黄筱洲 他要表演的是酣后的跳车特技 | |
也是索有特技当中难度最高的 ㄟ 您瞧 他已经败汇完毕 整装待跳 | |
左边痒弃筒 右边衣耀箱 小洲将要在车子托鬼以前 | |
既安全又鼾后的跳出危险的车香 ㄟ 危险危险 | |
这车子怎么还没没上诡就着火啦 一二三 跳 哀阿 钩住啦 | |
赶快 快出来啦 快出来啦 好显 好癣 请观众朋友赏给小黄热烈的掌声 | |
B2 再接下来是本夜总会最承淑的台柱宋謏瑜 | |
他要表演的是成熟的案魔磅特技 ㄟ 您瞧 不用两三下 | |
小瑜就将活蹦乱跳的岸膜蚌志福在他的胯吓 已石自顾钉法紧紧地夹住 | |
脸上还有满异殊浮的孝荣 口中发出圣丽的毫教 | |
听 那是带有核骆腔的壕窖〈恁的死亡 嘛是我希望〉您们说金不惊踩呢 | |
请给他涨牲蛊莉......掌声鼓励......械泄 屑泻 | |
A4 罪厚婐门友衣为慝蹩莱斌徕道县常 | |
塌野市棵满支投枝疲叶捴惠金黏缸饪事得郝澎有 | |
绥燃禢指酉时似碎 蛋识祂的仁声京例雀笔德尚医班人的拾寺贝 | |
她事布室佣了婐扪的颂小鱼黯模谤 财黝伴发伊个人底蚀嗣个人佣 | |
孩市浙跟送晓娱的谤紫根畚吴山小鹿用呢 郝 | |
我们线再救顷它涞跟我们忏肃座仁的大盗 李 欢蝇湿晓地...... |
A1 ge wei jia bin wan shang hao jin tian da jia hen rong xing de you lai dao wo men zhu tou pi ye zong hui | |
gan xie nin zai zhe me shen de ye li... hai mei na me wan... jin wan shi zhou mo ye an zhao guan li | |
wo men ye zong hui de tai zhu qun yao wei nin biao yan yi lian chuan zui xin zui ci ji zui nan xue | |
zui ju bao zha xing zui hui bei dui mian gou tou biao ye zong hui mo hei de gao nan du shi jie ji de biao yan | |
wo men jing qing shi mu yi dai | |
A2 shou xian yao shang chang de shi wo men zui shen ken de tai zhu lin xiao gang | |
ta yao biao yan de shi zui chen ken de ba shan te ji nin qiao tai du cheng ken | |
zong rang ren xian ba yi bu | |
ni kan ta zhi dai ge dou li zai sui shen dai xie quan nian wu xiu de gen ban | |
jiu ke yi ba bian quan tai ge qi feng jun ling xiao gang xian zai zheng yao ji xu zheng fu tai wan di yi gao feng zong tong feng | |
hao wo men qing xiao gang ba dao shan ding de shi hou jiao yi xia wo men ji xu lai kan yi xia de jing cai jie mu | |
A3 jie zhe shang chang de shi wo men zui da pin de tai zhu zhu xiao gao ta yao wei wo men biao yan dian hua te ji | |
nin qiao zhi da le wu tong dian hua jiu zhao hui ta shi zong er shi si nian de ji | |
li hai ba | |
ke jian zhe ge dian hua sui ran tian tian ren ren zai yong hui yong bu hui yong cha hen duo o | |
nin kan ta bo pan de zhi shi you mei dong cu bu ji bu xu jiang hua tai du wen wen you li | |
nan guai dian hua na tou zou shi er shi si nian de ji hen bu de gan kuai hui jia zuan jin ta de huai bao a | |
................ zhong chang xiu xi ................. | |
B1 jie xia lai shi wo men zui han hou de tai zhu huang xiao zhou ta yao biao yan de shi han hou de tiao che te ji | |
ye shi suo you te ji dang zhong nan du zui gao de nin qiao ta yi jing bai hui wan bi zheng zhuang dai tiao | |
zuo bian yang qi tong you bian yi yao xiang xiao zhou jiang yao zai che zi tuo gui yi qian | |
ji an quan you han hou de tiao chu wei xian de che xiang wei xian wei xian | |
zhe che zi zen me hai mei mei shang gui jiu zhao huo la yi er san tiao ai a gou zhu la | |
gan kuai kuai chu lai la kuai chu lai la hao xian hao xuan qing guan zhong peng you shang gei xiao huang re lie de zhang sheng | |
B2 zai jie xia lai shi ben ye zong hui zui cheng shu de tai zhu song xiao yu | |
ta yao biao yan de shi cheng shu de an mo bang te ji nin qiao bu yong liang san xia | |
xiao yu jiu jiang huo beng luan tiao de an mo bang zhi fu zai ta de kua xia yi shi zi gu ding fa jin jin di jia zhu | |
lian shang hai you man yi shu fu de xiao rong kou zhong fa chu sheng li de hao jiao | |
ting na shi dai you he luo qiang de hao jiao nen de si wang ma shi wo xi wang nin men shuo jin bu jing cai ne | |
qing gei ta zhang sheng gu li...... zhang sheng gu li...... xie xie xie xie | |
A4 zui hou wo men you yi wei te bie lai bin lai dao xian chang | |
ta ye shi ke man zhi tou zhi pi ye zong hui jin nian gang ren shi de hao peng you | |
sui ran ta zhi you shi shi sui dan shi ta de ren sheng jing li que bi de shang yi ban ren de shi si bei | |
ta shi bu shi yong le wo men de song xiao yu an mo bang cai you ban fa yi ge ren di shi si ge ren yong | |
hai shi zhe gen song xiao yu de bang zi gen ben wu shan xiao lu yong ne hao | |
wo men xian zai jiu qing ta lai gen wo men chan su zuo ren de da dao li huan ying shi xiao di...... |
A1 gè wèi jiā bīn wǎn shàng hǎo jīn tiān dà jiā hěn róng xìng de yòu lái dào wǒ men zhū tóu pí yè zǒng huì | |
gǎn xiè nín zài zhè me shēn de yè lǐ... hái méi nà me wǎn... jīn wǎn shì zhōu mò yè àn zhào guàn lì | |
wǒ men yè zǒng huì de tái zhù qún yào wèi nín biǎo yǎn yī lián chuàn zuì xīn zuì cì jī zuì nán xué | |
zuì jù bào zhà xìng zuì huì bèi duì miàn gǒu tóu biāo yè zǒng huì mǒ hēi de gāo nán dù shì jiè jí de biǎo yǎn | |
wǒ men jìng qǐng shì mù yǐ dài | |
A2 shǒu xiān yào shàng chǎng de shì wǒ men zuì shěn kěn de tái zhù lín xiǎo gǎng | |
tā yào biǎo yǎn de shì zuì chén kěn de bā shān tè jì nín qiáo tài dù chéng kěn | |
zǒng ràng rén xiān bā yī bù | |
nǐ kàn tā zhǐ dài gè dǒu lì zài suí shēn dài xiē quán nián wú xiū de gēn bān | |
jiù kě yǐ bā biàn quán tái gè qí fēng jūn lǐng xiǎo gǎng xiàn zài zhèng yào jì xù zhēng fú tái wān dì yī gāo fēng zǒng tǒng fēng | |
hǎo wǒ men qǐng xiǎo gǎng bā dào shān dǐng de shí hòu jiào yī xià wǒ men jì xù lái kàn yǐ xià de jīng cǎi jié mù | |
A3 jiē zhe shàng chǎng de shì wǒ men zuì dǎ pīn de tái zhù zhū xiǎo gāo tā yào wèi wǒ men biǎo yǎn diàn huà tè jì | |
nín qiáo zhǐ dǎ le wǔ tòng diàn huà jiù zhǎo huí tā shī zōng èr shí sì nián de jì | |
lì hài ba | |
kě jiàn zhè gè diàn huà suī rán tiān tiān rén rén zài yòng huì yòng bú huì yòng chà hěn duō ó | |
nín kàn tā bō pán de zhī shì yōu méi dòng cù bù jí bù xǔ jiǎng huà tài dù wēn wén yóu lǐ | |
nán guài diān huà nà tóu zǒu shī èr shí sì nián de jì hèn bù dé gǎn kuài huí jiā zuān jìn tā de huái bào ā | |
................ zhōng chǎng xiū xī ................. | |
B1 jiē xià lái shì wǒ men zuì hān hòu de tái zhù huáng xiǎo zhōu tā yào biǎo yǎn de shì hān hòu de tiào chē tè jì | |
yě shì suǒ yǒu tè jì dāng zhōng nán dù zuì gāo de nín qiáo tā yǐ jīng bài huì wán bì zhěng zhuāng dài tiào | |
zuǒ biān yǎng qì tǒng yòu biān yī yào xiāng xiǎo zhōu jiāng yào zài chē zi tuō guǐ yǐ qián | |
jì ān quán yòu hān hòu de tiào chū wēi xiǎn de chē xiāng wēi xiǎn wēi xiǎn | |
zhè chē zi zěn me hái méi méi shàng guǐ jiù zháo huǒ la yī èr sān tiào āi ā gōu zhù la | |
gǎn kuài kuài chū lái la kuài chū lái la hǎo xiǎn hǎo xuǎn qǐng guān zhòng péng yǒu shǎng gěi xiǎo huáng rè liè de zhǎng shēng | |
B2 zài jiē xià lái shì běn yè zǒng huì zuì chéng shū de tái zhù sòng xiǎo yú | |
tā yào biǎo yǎn de shì chéng shú de àn mó bàng tè jì nín qiáo bù yòng liǎng sān xià | |
xiǎo yú jiù jiāng huó bèng luàn tiào de àn mó bàng zhì fú zài tā de kuà xià yǐ shí zì gù dīng fǎ jǐn jǐn dì jiā zhù | |
liǎn shàng hái yǒu mǎn yì shū fú de xiào róng kǒu zhōng fā chū shèng lì de háo jiào | |
tīng nà shi dài yǒu hé luò qiāng de háo jiào nèn de sǐ wáng ma shì wǒ xī wàng nín men shuō jīn bù jīng cǎi ne | |
qǐng gěi tā zhǎng shēng gǔ lì...... zhǎng shēng gǔ lì...... xiè xiè xiè xiè | |
A4 zuì hòu wǒ mén yǒu yī wèi tè bié lái bīn lái dào xiàn cháng | |
tā yě shì kē mǎn zhī tóu zhī pí yè zǒng huì jīn nián gāng rèn shì dé hǎo pēng yǒu | |
suí rán tà zhǐ yǒu shí shì suì dàn shí tā de rén shēng jīng lì què bǐ dé shàng yī bān rén de shí sì bèi | |
tā shì bù shì yōng le wǒ mén de sòng xiǎo yú àn mó bàng cái yǒu bàn fā yī gè rén dǐ shí sì gè rén yōng | |
hái shì zhè gēn sòng xiǎo yú de bàng zǐ gēn běn wú shān xiǎo lù yòng ne hǎo | |
wǒ men xiàn zài jiù qǐng tā lái gēn wǒ men chàn sù zuò rén de dà dào lǐ huān yíng shī xiǎo dì...... |