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MAX: |
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Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom |
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It's so simple! |
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Step One! We find the worst play ever written |
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Step Two! We hire the worst director in town |
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Step Three! I raise two million dollars |
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LEO: |
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Two? |
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MAX: |
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Yes! One for me, one for you |
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There's a lot of little old ladies out there |
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Step Four! |
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We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway! |
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And before you can say step five |
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We close on Broadway |
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Take our two million and go to Rio! |
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LEO: |
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Rio?! Nah, that'd never work |
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MAX: |
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Oh ye of little faith |
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What did Lewis say to Clark |
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When everything looked bleak? |
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What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing |
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As they struggled toward Everest peak? |
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What did Washington say to his troops |
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As they crossed the Delaware? |
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I'm sure you're well aware... |
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LEO: |
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What'd they say? |
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MAX: |
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We. Can. Do it. |
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We can do it |
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We can do it, me and you |
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We can do it |
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We can do it |
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We can make our dreams come true |
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Everything you've ever wanted |
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Is just waiting to be had |
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Beautiful girls wearing nothing but pearls |
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Caressing you, undressing you and driving you mad |
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LEO: |
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No! |
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MAX: |
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Bloom! Bloom, wait a minute now... |
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Hear me out, just think about it! |
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We can do it, |
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We can do it |
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This is not the time to shirk! |
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We can do it |
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You won't rue it |
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Say goodbye to petty clerk. |
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Hi Producer |
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Yes, Producer |
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I mean you, sir, go berserk! |
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We can do it, |
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We can do it |
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And I know it's gonna work! |
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Whadaya say, Bloom? |
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LEO: |
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What do I say |
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Finally, a chance to be a Broadway producer |
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What do I say |
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Finally, a chance to make my dreams come true, sir |
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What do I say |
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What do I say |
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Here's what I say to you, sir... |
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I can't do it |
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I can't do it |
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I can't do it, that's not me |
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I'm a loser |
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I'm a coward |
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I'm a chicken, don't you see? |
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When it comes to wooing women |
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There's a few things that I lack |
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Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls |
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Chasing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack! |
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MAX: |
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Why, you miserable, cowardly wretched little caterpillar! |
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Don't you ever want to become a butterfly? |
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Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory? |
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LEO: |
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No! |
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MAX: We can do it, |
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LEO: Mr. Bialystock |
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MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please stop this song you've got me wrong) |
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MAX: We can grab that holy grail |
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LEO: I'll say "so long" I'm not as strong a person as you think |
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MAX: We can do it |
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LEO: Mr. Bialystock |
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MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please take a look, I'm not a crook) |
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MAX: Drink champagne, not ginger ale! |
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LEO: I'm just a schmuck, the bottom line is that |
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I say! |
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MAX: Come on, Leo |
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LEO: I can't do it... |
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MAX: Can't you see-o... |
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LEO: You see Rio, I see jail! |
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Driver stop! Here! |
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MAX: We can do it! |
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LEO: I can't do it! |
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MAX: We can do it! |
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LEO: I can't do it! |
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MAX: We can do it! |
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LEO: I can't do it! |
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MAX: We can do it! |
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LEO: I can't do it! |
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MAX: We can... |
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LEO: I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it |
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'Cos I know, it's gonna fail |
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MAX: Fail? How can it miss |
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All you need is a little courage! |
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Bloom, don't you realize |
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There's a lot more to you than there is to you? |
