The Brain Lyrics

Song	The Brain
Artist	Mel Brooks
Album	The New Mel Brooks Musical - Young Frankenstein
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[00:00.000]	作词 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.204]	作曲 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.409]	STUDENT #1: It's been said that your grandfather brought dead tissue back to life
[00:05.025]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:10.778]	STUDENT #2: It's been said that your grandfather created a horrifying monster
[00:14.940]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:20.939]	STUDENT #3: It's been said. . . nay, even sung
[00:23.825]	(sung) That your grandfather's monster, hurt and lamed,
[00:27.380]	Killed and maimed
[00:29.183]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:34.675]	STUDENTS: Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:36.523]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:38.612]	Is that true
[00:39.660]	Is that true
[00:40.721]	Is that true
[00:41.494]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:45.919]	FREDERICK (spoken): That's Fronkensteen!
[00:48.234]	My name, it's pronounced Fronkensteen!
[00:53.587]	Yes, yes, the whole world knows what my grandfather did.
[01:00.861]	But please, do I look like the kind of madman who'd prowl around graveyards, digging up freshly buried corpses?
[01:07.598]	STUDENT #1: Well, Professor
[01:08.119]	FREDERICK: Don't answer that!
[01:09.935]	(sung) I'm not a Frankenstein
[01:12.480]	I don't indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery!
[01:16.531]	I'm not a Frankenstein
[01:19.165]	I don't believe in mummies ghosts, or Ghoulery!
[01:22.714]	I deal in fact not fiction
[01:24.295]	I am a scientist
[01:26.120]	I live for truth and reason
[01:27.683]	That's the reason I exist
[01:31.339]	(spoken) There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather's delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science.
[01:37.570]	Which leads us directly to the subject of today's lecture
[01:41.965]	(sung) The brain!
[01:44.041]	There is nothing like the brain
[01:47.178]	Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys
[01:49.287]	When stacked against the brain!
[01:53.730]	Insane!
[01:55.829]	I'm insane about the brain!
[01:58.711]	No invention in the universe is equal to the brain!
[02:05.548]	The mouth's a marvel when it comes to eating
[02:08.433]	I've nothing against the womb
[02:11.508]	I thank the bladder when I'm excreting
[02:14.343]	And I always give the elbow room!
[02:18.463]	But the brain!
[02:20.836]	Please allow me to explain
[02:23.715]	There's no organ can compare to it
[02:25.810]	I swear to it, it's plain
[02:30.270]	It's the brain
[02:31.580]	(spoken) Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to, has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration
[02:40.235]	(sung) His medulla oblongata tells his brain stem that it's gotta
[02:42.836]	Send an impulse full of data which creates a lotta pain
[02:45.211]	His frontal lobe gets busy with a thought that makes him dizzy
[02:47.574]	Puts his cortex in a tizzy so he never will complain
[02:50.412]	That's what I love about the brain!
[02:53.754]	(spoken) Mr. Hilltop, will you raise your left knee, please.
[02:58.931]	You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse. Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee.
[03:03.326]	Reflex movements, on the other hand, are those which are made independently of the will. Why you dirty rotten yellow son-of-a-b***h!
[03:09.727]	MR. HILLTOP: Ooooh!
[03:11.047]	FREDERICK: Even though I almost kneed him
[03:12.350]	His reflexes have no freedom
[03:13.401]	To react when I mistreat him
[03:14.460]	It's important I explain
[03:15.760]	Synaptic nerve connection
[03:16.777]	Goes its way without detection
[03:18.080]	Bringing cranial protection
[03:19.140]	In a never-ending chain!
[03:20.965]	That's what I love about the brain!
[03:25.167]	(spoken) But what if we were to block those nerve impulses by simply applying local pressure . . . . . .
[03:30.121]	which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp, just at the swelling of the posterior nerve root . . . for say, oh, four seconds . . . . . .
[03:37.155]	Why you mother-grabbing bastard!
[03:40.289]	As you can see, even though I have just smashed my knee into his crotch, he does not react.
[03:43.876]	He feels absolutely nothing
[03:45.168]	MR. HILLTOP: Mmmm
[03:47.150]	FREDERICK: More or less. So if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses from the brain, we would collapse . .
[03:53.635]	Like a bunch . . . of . . . broccoli!
[03:56.515]	MR. HILLTOP: Oooooh!
[03:57.806]	FREDERICK (sung): And in conclusion
[03:59.131]	So there's no confusion
[04:00.161]	Let me say it once again
[04:02.969]	Though your genitalia has been known to fail ya
[04:05.592]	You can bet your ass on the brain!
[04:09.328]	(spoken) Everybody!
[04:09.840]	STUDENTS (sung): The brain!
[04:11.862]	There is nothing like the brain!
[04:14.989]	It's the king of our anatomy
[04:17.091]	And ever shall it reign!
[04:21.053]	FREDERICK: You can call me Copernicus, Kepler, or Newton
[04:23.151]	Compare me to Freud, I'd feel high-falutin!
[04:24.927]	Call me a Darwin, I love that man's theory
[04:26.227]	Call me Pasteur, and watch me get teary!
[04:27.789]	Say Madame Curie that would be the best
[04:29.114]	Call me a Rorschach, I'm up to the test!
[04:30.675]	I really light up When you call me Edison
[04:31.978]	Call me an Erlich, I like that man's medicine
[04:33.541]	Call me Marconi, that wireless wow
[04:34.847]	Call me Pavlov, and I'll bark like a chow
[04:36.426]	Call me an Einstein and that would be fine
[04:38.018]	If you called me a Tesla, I wouldn't decline
[04:39.327]	But to call me a Frankenstein would be insane
[04:41.680]	Cause I love (STUDENTS: His name is Fronkensteen)
[04:45.611]	The (The facts are plain, there is nothing like the-)
[04:48.517]	The brain! (Brain!)

[00:00.000]	zuo ci : Mel Brooks
[00:00.204]	zuo qu : Mel Brooks
[00:00.409]	STUDENT 1: It' s been said that your grandfather brought dead tissue back to life
[00:05.025]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:10.778]	STUDENT 2: It' s been said that your grandfather created a horrifying monster
[00:14.940]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:20.939]	STUDENT 3: It' s been said. . . nay, even sung
[00:23.825]	sung That your grandfather' s monster, hurt and lamed,
[00:27.380]	Killed and maimed
[00:29.183]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:34.675]	STUDENTS: Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:36.523]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:38.612]	Is that true
[00:39.660]	Is that true
[00:40.721]	Is that true
[00:41.494]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:45.919]	FREDERICK spoken: That' s Fronkensteen!
[00:48.234]	My name, it' s pronounced Fronkensteen!
[00:53.587]	Yes, yes, the whole world knows what my grandfather did.
[01:00.861]	But please, do I look like the kind of madman who' d prowl around graveyards, digging up freshly buried corpses?
[01:07.598]	STUDENT 1: Well, Professor
[01:08.119]	FREDERICK: Don' t answer that!
[01:09.935]	sung I' m not a Frankenstein
[01:12.480]	I don' t indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery!
[01:16.531]	I' m not a Frankenstein
[01:19.165]	I don' t believe in mummies ghosts, or Ghoulery!
[01:22.714]	I deal in fact not fiction
[01:24.295]	I am a scientist
[01:26.120]	I live for truth and reason
[01:27.683]	That' s the reason I exist
[01:31.339]	spoken There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather' s delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science.
[01:37.570]	Which leads us directly to the subject of today' s lecture
[01:41.965]	sung The brain!
[01:44.041]	There is nothing like the brain
[01:47.178]	Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys
[01:49.287]	When stacked against the brain!
[01:53.730]	Insane!
[01:55.829]	I' m insane about the brain!
[01:58.711]	No invention in the universe is equal to the brain!
[02:05.548]	The mouth' s a marvel when it comes to eating
[02:08.433]	I' ve nothing against the womb
[02:11.508]	I thank the bladder when I' m excreting
[02:14.343]	And I always give the elbow room!
[02:18.463]	But the brain!
[02:20.836]	Please allow me to explain
[02:23.715]	There' s no organ can compare to it
[02:25.810]	I swear to it, it' s plain
[02:30.270]	It' s the brain
[02:31.580]	spoken Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to, has graciously offered his services for this afternoon' s demonstration
[02:40.235]	sung His medulla oblongata tells his brain stem that it' s gotta
[02:42.836]	Send an impulse full of data which creates a lotta pain
[02:45.211]	His frontal lobe gets busy with a thought that makes him dizzy
[02:47.574]	Puts his cortex in a tizzy so he never will complain
[02:50.412]	That' s what I love about the brain!
[02:53.754]	spoken Mr. Hilltop, will you raise your left knee, please.
[02:58.931]	You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse. Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee.
[03:03.326]	Reflex movements, on the other hand, are those which are made independently of the will. Why you dirty rotten yellow sonofab h!
[03:09.727]	MR. HILLTOP: Ooooh!
[03:11.047]	FREDERICK: Even though I almost kneed him
[03:12.350]	His reflexes have no freedom
[03:13.401]	To react when I mistreat him
[03:14.460]	It' s important I explain
[03:15.760]	Synaptic nerve connection
[03:16.777]	Goes its way without detection
[03:18.080]	Bringing cranial protection
[03:19.140]	In a neverending chain!
[03:20.965]	That' s what I love about the brain!
[03:25.167]	spoken But what if we were to block those nerve impulses by simply applying local pressure . . . . . .
[03:30.121]	which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp, just at the swelling of the posterior nerve root . . . for say, oh, four seconds . . . . . .
[03:37.155]	Why you mothergrabbing bastard!
[03:40.289]	As you can see, even though I have just smashed my knee into his crotch, he does not react.
[03:43.876]	He feels absolutely nothing
[03:45.168]	MR. HILLTOP: Mmmm
[03:47.150]	FREDERICK: More or less. So if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses from the brain, we would collapse . .
[03:53.635]	Like a bunch . . . of . . . broccoli!
[03:56.515]	MR. HILLTOP: Oooooh!
[03:57.806]	FREDERICK sung: And in conclusion
[03:59.131]	So there' s no confusion
[04:00.161]	Let me say it once again
[04:02.969]	Though your genitalia has been known to fail ya
[04:05.592]	You can bet your ass on the brain!
[04:09.328]	spoken Everybody!
[04:09.840]	STUDENTS sung: The brain!
[04:11.862]	There is nothing like the brain!
[04:14.989]	It' s the king of our anatomy
[04:17.091]	And ever shall it reign!
[04:21.053]	FREDERICK: You can call me Copernicus, Kepler, or Newton
[04:23.151]	Compare me to Freud, I' d feel highfalutin!
[04:24.927]	Call me a Darwin, I love that man' s theory
[04:26.227]	Call me Pasteur, and watch me get teary!
[04:27.789]	Say Madame Curie that would be the best
[04:29.114]	Call me a Rorschach, I' m up to the test!
[04:30.675]	I really light up When you call me Edison
[04:31.978]	Call me an Erlich, I like that man' s medicine
[04:33.541]	Call me Marconi, that wireless wow
[04:34.847]	Call me Pavlov, and I' ll bark like a chow
[04:36.426]	Call me an Einstein and that would be fine
[04:38.018]	If you called me a Tesla, I wouldn' t decline
[04:39.327]	But to call me a Frankenstein would be insane
[04:41.680]	Cause I love STUDENTS: His name is Fronkensteen
[04:45.611]	The The facts are plain, there is nothing like the
[04:48.517]	The brain! Brain!

[00:00.000]	zuò cí : Mel Brooks
[00:00.204]	zuò qǔ : Mel Brooks
[00:00.409]	STUDENT 1: It' s been said that your grandfather brought dead tissue back to life
[00:05.025]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:10.778]	STUDENT 2: It' s been said that your grandfather created a horrifying monster
[00:14.940]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:20.939]	STUDENT 3: It' s been said. . . nay, even sung
[00:23.825]	sung That your grandfather' s monster, hurt and lamed,
[00:27.380]	Killed and maimed
[00:29.183]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:34.675]	STUDENTS: Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:36.523]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:38.612]	Is that true
[00:39.660]	Is that true
[00:40.721]	Is that true
[00:41.494]	Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
[00:45.919]	FREDERICK spoken: That' s Fronkensteen!
[00:48.234]	My name, it' s pronounced Fronkensteen!
[00:53.587]	Yes, yes, the whole world knows what my grandfather did.
[01:00.861]	But please, do I look like the kind of madman who' d prowl around graveyards, digging up freshly buried corpses?
[01:07.598]	STUDENT 1: Well, Professor
[01:08.119]	FREDERICK: Don' t answer that!
[01:09.935]	sung I' m not a Frankenstein
[01:12.480]	I don' t indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery!
[01:16.531]	I' m not a Frankenstein
[01:19.165]	I don' t believe in mummies ghosts, or Ghoulery!
[01:22.714]	I deal in fact not fiction
[01:24.295]	I am a scientist
[01:26.120]	I live for truth and reason
[01:27.683]	That' s the reason I exist
[01:31.339]	spoken There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather' s delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science.
[01:37.570]	Which leads us directly to the subject of today' s lecture
[01:41.965]	sung The brain!
[01:44.041]	There is nothing like the brain
[01:47.178]	Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys
[01:49.287]	When stacked against the brain!
[01:53.730]	Insane!
[01:55.829]	I' m insane about the brain!
[01:58.711]	No invention in the universe is equal to the brain!
[02:05.548]	The mouth' s a marvel when it comes to eating
[02:08.433]	I' ve nothing against the womb
[02:11.508]	I thank the bladder when I' m excreting
[02:14.343]	And I always give the elbow room!
[02:18.463]	But the brain!
[02:20.836]	Please allow me to explain
[02:23.715]	There' s no organ can compare to it
[02:25.810]	I swear to it, it' s plain
[02:30.270]	It' s the brain
[02:31.580]	spoken Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to, has graciously offered his services for this afternoon' s demonstration
[02:40.235]	sung His medulla oblongata tells his brain stem that it' s gotta
[02:42.836]	Send an impulse full of data which creates a lotta pain
[02:45.211]	His frontal lobe gets busy with a thought that makes him dizzy
[02:47.574]	Puts his cortex in a tizzy so he never will complain
[02:50.412]	That' s what I love about the brain!
[02:53.754]	spoken Mr. Hilltop, will you raise your left knee, please.
[02:58.931]	You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse. Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee.
[03:03.326]	Reflex movements, on the other hand, are those which are made independently of the will. Why you dirty rotten yellow sonofab h!
[03:09.727]	MR. HILLTOP: Ooooh!
[03:11.047]	FREDERICK: Even though I almost kneed him
[03:12.350]	His reflexes have no freedom
[03:13.401]	To react when I mistreat him
[03:14.460]	It' s important I explain
[03:15.760]	Synaptic nerve connection
[03:16.777]	Goes its way without detection
[03:18.080]	Bringing cranial protection
[03:19.140]	In a neverending chain!
[03:20.965]	That' s what I love about the brain!
[03:25.167]	spoken But what if we were to block those nerve impulses by simply applying local pressure . . . . . .
[03:30.121]	which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp, just at the swelling of the posterior nerve root . . . for say, oh, four seconds . . . . . .
[03:37.155]	Why you mothergrabbing bastard!
[03:40.289]	As you can see, even though I have just smashed my knee into his crotch, he does not react.
[03:43.876]	He feels absolutely nothing
[03:45.168]	MR. HILLTOP: Mmmm
[03:47.150]	FREDERICK: More or less. So if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses from the brain, we would collapse . .
[03:53.635]	Like a bunch . . . of . . . broccoli!
[03:56.515]	MR. HILLTOP: Oooooh!
[03:57.806]	FREDERICK sung: And in conclusion
[03:59.131]	So there' s no confusion
[04:00.161]	Let me say it once again
[04:02.969]	Though your genitalia has been known to fail ya
[04:05.592]	You can bet your ass on the brain!
[04:09.328]	spoken Everybody!
[04:09.840]	STUDENTS sung: The brain!
[04:11.862]	There is nothing like the brain!
[04:14.989]	It' s the king of our anatomy
[04:17.091]	And ever shall it reign!
[04:21.053]	FREDERICK: You can call me Copernicus, Kepler, or Newton
[04:23.151]	Compare me to Freud, I' d feel highfalutin!
[04:24.927]	Call me a Darwin, I love that man' s theory
[04:26.227]	Call me Pasteur, and watch me get teary!
[04:27.789]	Say Madame Curie that would be the best
[04:29.114]	Call me a Rorschach, I' m up to the test!
[04:30.675]	I really light up When you call me Edison
[04:31.978]	Call me an Erlich, I like that man' s medicine
[04:33.541]	Call me Marconi, that wireless wow
[04:34.847]	Call me Pavlov, and I' ll bark like a chow
[04:36.426]	Call me an Einstein and that would be fine
[04:38.018]	If you called me a Tesla, I wouldn' t decline
[04:39.327]	But to call me a Frankenstein would be insane
[04:41.680]	Cause I love STUDENTS: His name is Fronkensteen
[04:45.611]	The The facts are plain, there is nothing like the
[04:48.517]	The brain! Brain!

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