| Song | We Are Not a Football Team |
| Artist | Minus the Bear |
| Album | Highly Refined Pirates |
| She was sitting on a swing | |
| And dangling her feet | |
| Like the leaves of a tree | |
| I think I heard her singing | |
| We're still out at ten in the evening | |
| I knew her in the way that | |
| I knew not to speak | |
| Quietly took a seat | |
| And thought | |
| I'd stay for a week |