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神经夫妻
shen jing fu qi Lyrics

Song 神经夫妻
Artist 张帝
Album 国语谐趣金曲-榴梿歌
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[00:07.58] 合:唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:13.27] 女:十人男人九个坏东西
[00:16.17] 你就是九个之一
[00:18.97] 把老婆和孩子搁家里
[00:21.64] 到外面找刺激
[00:24.59] 只怪我嫁错了你
[00:27.72] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:30.57] 在外面鬼混花天酒地
[00:33.38] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:36.32] 把家里老婆当老母鸡
[00:39.24] 男:十个女人九个会妒嫉
[00:42.14] 你就是九个之一
[00:44.85] 把自己丈夫当做奴隶
[00:47.56] 在家成往成的
[00:50.51] 只怪我讨错了你
[00:53.73] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:56.49] 你不是骂狗就是骂鸡
[00:59.45] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[01:02.38] 你的神经一定有问题
[01:05.29] 女白:什么你说我的神经有问题
[01:07.97] 你的神经才有问题呢
[01:10.23] 男白:你你本来就有问题
[01:11.54] 你要不然你怎么每天骂我
[01:13.57] 不是狗就是鸡呀
[01:14.80] 女白:你一天到晚在外面花天酒地
[01:17.88] 我跟你说你昨天晚上到那里去了
[01:19.82] 男白:没没没到那去呀
[01:22.36] 哎哎哎你怎么打人那
[01:24.35] 女白:打你又怎么样
[01:25.33] 男白:君子动口不动手
[01:26.86] 女白:你有问题你才有问题
[01:29.01] 男白:你不问题
[01:31.52] 女:你这个混丈的东西
[01:34.37] 你神经才有问题
[01:37.13] 连老婆孩子都养不起
[01:39.87] 敢怨天又怨地
[01:42.86] 只怪我爱错了你
[01:45.91] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[01:48.85] 你这种男人无要可以
[01:51.89] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[01:54.82] 不要以为自己了不起
[01:57.65] 男:只怪祖宗他没有福气
[02:00.52] 偏偏就爱上了你
[02:03.21] 一见到你我马上生气
[02:06.02] 叫我怎呆下去
[02:08.93] 只怪我看错了你
[02:12.02] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:14.92] 这种家庭有什么乐趣
[02:17.83] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:20.79] 说什么爱我都是狗臭屁
[02:23.81] 旁:唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:26.74] 他们这种家庭实在很有趣
[02:29.73] 唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:32.77] 他们俩个神经统统有问题
[00:07.58] he: wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:13.27] nv: shi ren nan ren jiu ge huai dong xi
[00:16.17] ni jiu shi jiu ge zhi yi
[00:18.97] ba lao po he hai zi ge jia li
[00:21.64] dao wai mian zhao ci ji
[00:24.59] zhi guai wo jia cuo le ni
[00:27.72] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:30.57] zai wai mian gui hun hua tian jiu di
[00:33.38] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:36.32] ba jia li lao po dang lao mu ji
[00:39.24] nan: shi ge nv ren jiu ge hui du ji
[00:42.14] ni jiu shi jiu ge zhi yi
[00:44.85] ba zi ji zhang fu dang zuo nu li
[00:47.56] zai jia cheng wang cheng de
[00:50.51] zhi guai wo tao cuo le ni
[00:53.73] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:56.49] ni bu shi ma gou jiu shi ma ji
[00:59.45] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[01:02.38] ni de shen jing yi ding you wen ti
[01:05.29] nv bai: shen me ni shuo wo de shen jing you wen ti
[01:07.97] ni de shen jing cai you wen ti ne
[01:10.23] nan bai: ni ni ben lai jiu you wen ti
[01:11.54] ni yao bu ran ni zen me mei tian ma wo
[01:13.57] bu shi gou jiu shi ji ya
[01:14.80] nv bai: ni yi tian dao wan zai wai mian hua tian jiu di
[01:17.88] wo gen ni shuo ni zuo tian wan shang dao na li qu le
[01:19.82] nan bai: mei mei mei dao na qu ya
[01:22.36] ai ai ai ni zen me da ren na
[01:24.35] nv bai: da ni you zen me yang
[01:25.33] nan bai: jun zi dong kou bu dong shou
[01:26.86] nv bai: ni you wen ti ni cai you wen ti
[01:29.01] nan bai: ni bu wen ti
[01:31.52] nv: ni zhe ge hun zhang de dong xi
[01:34.37] ni shen jing cai you wen ti
[01:37.13] lian lao po hai zi dou yang bu qi
[01:39.87] gan yuan tian you yuan di
[01:42.86] zhi guai wo ai cuo le ni
[01:45.91] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[01:48.85] ni zhe zhong nan ren wu yao ke yi
[01:51.89] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[01:54.82] bu yao yi wei zi ji liao bu qi
[01:57.65] nan: zhi guai zu zong ta mei you fu qi
[02:00.52] pian pian jiu ai shang le ni
[02:03.21] yi jian dao ni wo ma shang sheng qi
[02:06.02] jiao wo zen dai xia qu
[02:08.93] zhi guai wo kan cuo le ni
[02:12.02] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:14.92] zhe zhong jia ting you shen me le qu
[02:17.83] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:20.79] shuo shi mo ai wo dou shi gou chou pi
[02:23.81] pang: wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:26.74] ta men zhe zhong jia ting shi zai hen you qu
[02:29.73] wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:32.77] ta men lia ge shen jing tong tong you wen ti
[00:07.58] hé: wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:13.27] nǚ: shí rén nán rén jiǔ gè huài dōng xī
[00:16.17] nǐ jiù shì jiǔ gè zhī yī
[00:18.97] bǎ lǎo pó hé hái zi gē jiā lǐ
[00:21.64] dào wài miàn zhǎo cì jī
[00:24.59] zhǐ guài wǒ jià cuò le nǐ
[00:27.72] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:30.57] zài wài miàn guǐ hùn huā tiān jiǔ dì
[00:33.38] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:36.32] bǎ jiā lǐ lǎo pó dāng lǎo mǔ jī
[00:39.24] nán: shí gè nǚ rén jiǔ gè huì dù jí
[00:42.14] nǐ jiù shì jiǔ gè zhī yī
[00:44.85] bǎ zì jǐ zhàng fū dàng zuò nú lì
[00:47.56] zài jiā chéng wǎng chéng de
[00:50.51] zhǐ guài wǒ tǎo cuò le nǐ
[00:53.73] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:56.49] nǐ bú shì mà gǒu jiù shì mà jī
[00:59.45] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[01:02.38] nǐ de shén jīng yí dìng yǒu wèn tí
[01:05.29] nǚ bái: shén me nǐ shuō wǒ de shén jīng yǒu wèn tí
[01:07.97] nǐ de shén jīng cái yǒu wèn tí ne
[01:10.23] nán bái: nǐ nǐ běn lái jiù yǒu wèn tí
[01:11.54] nǐ yào bù rán nǐ zěn me měi tiān mà wǒ
[01:13.57] bú shì gǒu jiù shì jī ya
[01:14.80] nǚ bái: nǐ yì tiān dào wǎn zài wài miàn huā tiān jiǔ dì
[01:17.88] wǒ gēn nǐ shuō nǐ zuó tiān wǎn shàng dào nà lǐ qù le
[01:19.82] nán bái: méi méi méi dào nà qù ya
[01:22.36] āi āi āi nǐ zěn me dǎ rén nà
[01:24.35] nǚ bái: dǎ nǐ yòu zěn me yàng
[01:25.33] nán bái: jūn zǐ dòng kǒu bù dòng shǒu
[01:26.86] nǚ bái: nǐ yǒu wèn tí nǐ cái yǒu wèn tí
[01:29.01] nán bái: nǐ bù wèn tí
[01:31.52] nǚ: nǐ zhè gè hùn zhàng de dōng xī
[01:34.37] nǐ shén jīng cái yǒu wèn tí
[01:37.13] lián lǎo pó hái zǐ dōu yǎng bù qǐ
[01:39.87] gǎn yuàn tiān yòu yuàn dì
[01:42.86] zhǐ guài wǒ ài cuò le nǐ
[01:45.91] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[01:48.85] nǐ zhè zhǒng nán rén wú yào kě yǐ
[01:51.89] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[01:54.82] bú yào yǐ wéi zì jǐ liǎo bù qǐ
[01:57.65] nán: zhǐ guài zǔ zōng tā méi yǒu fú qì
[02:00.52] piān piān jiù ài shàng le nǐ
[02:03.21] yī jiàn dào nǐ wǒ mǎ shàng shēng qì
[02:06.02] jiào wǒ zěn dāi xià qù
[02:08.93] zhǐ guài wǒ kàn cuò le nǐ
[02:12.02] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:14.92] zhè zhǒng jiā tíng yǒu shén me lè qù
[02:17.83] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:20.79] shuō shí mǒ ài wǒ dōu shì gǒu chòu pì
[02:23.81] páng: wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:26.74] tā men zhè zhǒng jiā tíng shí zài hěn yǒu qù
[02:29.73] wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:32.77] tā men liǎ gè shén jīng tǒng tǒng yǒu wèn tí
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