[03:42.480] | 那位朋友问我张帝 |
[03:46.490] | 关于海龙王常常在召女婿 |
[03:54.250] | 你问我海龙王的女儿 |
[03:58.120] | 到底她长得是美不美丽 |
[04:02.360] | 凭良心 |
[04:03.710] | 海龙王的女儿长得实在真美丽 |
[04:08.140] | 世上没人可以比 |
[04:12.140] | 如果跟你在一起 |
[04:15.730] | 保险你述迷糊糊天天把她怀抱里 |
[04:20.150] | 如果说这位先生不相信 |
[04:23.660] | 你自己下海看看去 |
[04:28.510] | |
[04:30.070] | 那位朋友问我张帝 |
[04:33.800] | 1-1=2是没有道理 |
[04:41.700] | 我们都知道 |
[04:44.190] | 1-1=0才合乎逻辑 |
[04:49.670] | 不过你说现实的问题 |
[04:53.050] | 现在可以告诉你 |
[04:55.500] | 女人都会大肚皮 |
[04:59.480] | 有个孩子在肚子里 |
[05:03.230] | 等到那十月临盆 |
[05:04.940] | 孩子就要减下去 |
[05:07.470] | 所以一个妈妈减个小孩 |
[05:11.120] | 世界上两条生命的 |
[05:15.960] | |
[05:17.490] | 那位朋友我要请问你 |
[05:21.200] | 到底我张帝什么地方得罪了你 |
[05:29.160] | 你问我有几个爸爸 |
[05:33.070] | 我看你脑筋可能有点问题 |
[05:37.120] | 我们知道一个人有一个 |
[05:40.490] | 爸爸多了妈妈有问题 |
[05:42.990] | 这样不可以 |
[05:46.780] | 张帝只有一个爸爸 |
[05:50.510] | 这先生问这个问题 |
[05:52.260] | 可能你对爸爸有兴趣 |
[05:54.890] | 如果你喜欢爸爸多 |
[05:58.560] | 我把朋友观众介绍给你 |
[06:04.510] | |
[06:05.590] | 各位朋友 |
[06:06.800] | 我在这里谢谢你给我掌声和鼓励 |
[06:16.540] | 你刚刚问我的问题 |
[06:20.520] | 如果答得不好 |
[06:22.140] | 请你别生气 |
[06:24.590] | 那一位先生 |
[06:26.600] | 我在这里向你说声对不起 |
[06:30.430] | 向你敬个礼 |
[06:34.310] | 今天我到这里唱歌 |
[06:38.560] | 主要是希望各位朋友都欢喜 |
[06:42.330] | 但愿各位常常跟我在一起 |
[06:45.950] | 张帝我说声感谢你 |
[03:42.480] | na wei peng you wen wo zhang di |
[03:46.490] | guan yu hai long wang chang chang zai zhao nv xu |
[03:54.250] | ni wen wo hai long wang de nv er |
[03:58.120] | dao di ta zhang de shi mei bu mei li |
[04:02.360] | ping liang xin |
[04:03.710] | hai long wang de nv er zhang de shi zai zhen mei li |
[04:08.140] | shi shang mei ren ke yi bi |
[04:12.140] | ru guo gen ni zai yi qi |
[04:15.730] | bao xian ni shu mi hu hu tian tian ba ta huai bao li |
[04:20.150] | ru guo shuo zhe wei xian sheng bu xiang xin |
[04:23.660] | ni zi ji xia hai kan kan qu |
[04:28.510] | |
[04:30.070] | na wei peng you wen wo zhang di |
[04:33.800] | 11 2 shi mei you dao li |
[04:41.700] | wo men dou zhi dao |
[04:44.190] | 11 0 cai he hu luo ji |
[04:49.670] | bu guo ni shuo xian shi de wen ti |
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[04:55.500] | nv ren dou hui da du pi |
[04:59.480] | you ge hai zi zai du zi li |
[05:03.230] | deng dao na shi yue lin pen |
[05:04.940] | hai zi jiu yao jian xia qu |
[05:07.470] | suo yi yi ge ma ma jian ge xiao hai |
[05:11.120] | shi jie shang liang tiao sheng ming de |
[05:15.960] | |
[05:17.490] | na wei peng you wo yao qing wen ni |
[05:21.200] | dao di wo zhang di shen me di fang de zui le ni |
[05:29.160] | ni wen wo you ji ge ba ba |
[05:33.070] | wo kan ni nao jin ke neng you dian wen ti |
[05:37.120] | wo men zhi dao yi ge ren you yi ge |
[05:40.490] | ba ba duo le ma ma you wen ti |
[05:42.990] | zhe yang bu ke yi |
[05:46.780] | zhang di zhi you yi ge ba ba |
[05:50.510] | zhe xian sheng wen zhe ge wen ti |
[05:52.260] | ke neng ni dui ba ba you xing qu |
[05:54.890] | ru guo ni xi huan ba ba duo |
[05:58.560] | wo ba peng you guan zhong jie shao gei ni |
[06:04.510] | |
[06:05.590] | ge wei peng you |
[06:06.800] | wo zai zhe li xie xie ni gei wo zhang sheng he gu li |
[06:16.540] | ni gang gang wen wo de wen ti |
[06:20.520] | ru guo da de bu hao |
[06:22.140] | qing ni bie sheng qi |
[06:24.590] | na yi wei xian sheng |
[06:26.600] | wo zai zhe li xiang ni shuo sheng dui bu qi |
[06:30.430] | xiang ni jing ge li |
[06:34.310] | jin tian wo dao zhe li chang ge |
[06:38.560] | zhu yao shi xi wang ge wei peng you dou huan xi |
[06:42.330] | dan yuan ge wei chang chang gen wo zai yi qi |
[06:45.950] | zhang di wo shuo sheng gan xie ni |
[03:42.480] | nà wèi péng yǒu wèn wǒ zhāng dì |
[03:46.490] | guān yú hǎi lóng wáng cháng cháng zài zhào nǚ xù |
[03:54.250] | nǐ wèn wǒ hǎi lóng wáng de nǚ ér |
[03:58.120] | dào dǐ tā zhǎng de shì měi bù měi lì |
[04:02.360] | píng liáng xīn |
[04:03.710] | hǎi lóng wáng de nǚ ér zhǎng de shí zài zhēn měi lì |
[04:08.140] | shì shàng méi rén kě yǐ bǐ |
[04:12.140] | rú guǒ gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ |
[04:15.730] | bǎo xiǎn nǐ shù mí hu hú tiān tiān bǎ tā huái bào lǐ |
[04:20.150] | rú guǒ shuō zhè wèi xiān shēng bù xiāng xìn |
[04:23.660] | nǐ zì jǐ xià hǎi kàn kàn qù |
[04:28.510] | |
[04:30.070] | nà wèi péng yǒu wèn wǒ zhāng dì |
[04:33.800] | 11 2 shì méi yǒu dào li |
[04:41.700] | wǒ men dōu zhī dào |
[04:44.190] | 11 0 cái hé hū luó ji |
[04:49.670] | bù guò nǐ shuō xiàn shí de wèn tí |
[04:53.050] | xiàn zài kě yǐ gào sù nǐ |
[04:55.500] | nǚ rén dōu huì dà dù pí |
[04:59.480] | yǒu gè hái zi zài dǔ zi lǐ |
[05:03.230] | děng dào nà shí yuè lín pén |
[05:04.940] | hái zi jiù yào jiǎn xià qù |
[05:07.470] | suǒ yǐ yí gè mā mā jiǎn gè xiǎo hái |
[05:11.120] | shì jiè shang liǎng tiáo shēng mìng de |
[05:15.960] | |
[05:17.490] | nà wèi péng yǒu wǒ yào qǐng wèn nǐ |
[05:21.200] | dào dǐ wǒ zhāng dì shén me dì fang dé zuì le nǐ |
[05:29.160] | nǐ wèn wǒ yǒu jǐ gè bà bà |
[05:33.070] | wǒ kàn nǐ nǎo jīn kě néng yǒu diǎn wèn tí |
[05:37.120] | wǒ men zhī dào yí ge rén yǒu yí gè |
[05:40.490] | bà bà duō le mā mā yǒu wèn tí |
[05:42.990] | zhè yàng bù kě yǐ |
[05:46.780] | zhāng dì zhǐ yǒu yí gè bà bà |
[05:50.510] | zhè xiān shēng wèn zhè gè wèn tí |
[05:52.260] | kě néng nǐ duì bà bà yǒu xìng qù |
[05:54.890] | rú guǒ nǐ xǐ huān bà bà duō |
[05:58.560] | wǒ bǎ péng yǒu guān zhòng jiè shào gěi nǐ |
[06:04.510] | |
[06:05.590] | gè wèi péng yǒu |
[06:06.800] | wǒ zài zhè lǐ xiè xiè nǐ gěi wǒ zhǎng shēng hé gǔ lì |
[06:16.540] | nǐ gāng gāng wèn wǒ de wèn tí |
[06:20.520] | rú guǒ dá dé bù hǎo |
[06:22.140] | qǐng nǐ bié shēng qì |
[06:24.590] | nà yī wèi xiān shēng |
[06:26.600] | wǒ zài zhè lǐ xiàng nǐ shuō shēng duì bù qǐ |
[06:30.430] | xiàng nǐ jìng gè lǐ |
[06:34.310] | jīn tiān wǒ dào zhè lǐ chàng gē |
[06:38.560] | zhǔ yào shì xī wàng gè wèi péng yǒu dōu huān xǐ |
[06:42.330] | dàn yuàn gè wèi cháng cháng gēn wǒ zài yì qǐ |
[06:45.950] | zhāng dì wǒ shuō shēng gǎn xiè nǐ |