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I make a date for golf |
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And you can bet your life it rains |
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I try to throw a party |
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And the guy upstairs complains |
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I guess I'll go through life |
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Just catching colds and missing trains |
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Everything happens to me |
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I never miss a thing, |
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I've had the measles and the mumps |
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And every time I play an ace |
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My partner always trumps |
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I guess I'm just a fool |
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Who never looks before he jumps |
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Everything happens to me |
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At first I thought that you could break this jinx for me |
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That love would turn the trick to end despair |
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Now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me |
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I've mortgaged all my castles in the air |
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I've telegraphed and phoned |
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And sent an airmail special too |
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Your answer was goodbye |
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And there was even postage due |
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I fell in love just once |
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It had to be with you |
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Everything happens to me. |
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Everything happens to me |