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A fine romance ( Kem/ Fields) |
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A fine romance my good fellow. |
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You take romance, I'll take jello. |
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You' re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean, |
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at least they flap their fins to express emotion. |
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A fine romance with no quarells, |
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with no insults and all morals, |
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I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants, |
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I never get the chance; this is a fine romance! |
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A fine romance with no kisses, |
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a fine romance my friends this is, |
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to lack half the thrills that a healthy crime has, |
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we don't have half the thrills that the march of time has. |
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A fine romance with no clinches, |
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a fine romance with no flinches, |
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you're just as hard to land as the Ile de France, |
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I haven't got a chance. |
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My heart isn't made of plastic, you're the reason I'm sarcastic; 'cause this is a fine fine romance! |