| Song | Women Lose Weight |
| Artist | Slick Rick |
| Artist | Morcheeba |
| Album | Get Mashed |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... |
| [00:00.55] | what a surprise |
| [00:01.58] | open your eyes |
| [00:03.01] | woman advisor |
| [00:04.66] | the name of this entertainement is |
| [00:05.95] | women lose weight |
| [00:07.28] | our first years of mariage everything was just great |
| [00:09.94] | but after two kids |
| [00:11.10] | and a weight gain factor |
| [00:12.49] | the fact is |
| [00:13.49] | now shes completely unattractive |
| [00:15.13] | look fat chicks |
| [00:16.50] | i dont mean to sound rude |
| [00:17.49] | i tell her nice hit the gym |
| [00:18.74] | and dont eat so much food |
| [00:20.07] | but no |
| [00:20.99] | your shallow |
| [00:21.82] | you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth |
| [00:25.60] | but how if desires is not there |
| [00:27.14] | thats just a lamon |
| [00:27.98] | divorces, child support alamony payments |
| [00:30.50] | my unhappiness i doubt discourage |
| [00:32.99] | so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage |
| [00:35.98] | meanwhile my secretary june well groomed |
| [00:38.14] | when you gonna leave your wife |
| [00:39.43] | i tell her soon mommy soon i assume |
| [00:41.05] | or my destiny is blue |
| [00:43.33] | intrest only |
| [00:44.54] | the only thing left for me to do is to kill her |
| [00:46.57] | what a surprise |
| [00:47.86] | open your eyes |
| [00:49.14] | woman advisor |
| [00:50.73] | im gonna have to kill her |
| [00:51.97] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [00:54.75] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [00:56.58] | kill her |
| [00:57.38] | what a surprise |
| [00:58.28] | open your eyes |
| [00:59.53] | woman advisor |
| [01:00.91] | im gonna have to kill her |
| [01:02.19] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [01:05.05] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [01:06.67] | my place against all shanagans |
| [01:08.90] | kinda rammed in |
| [01:09.27] | knowin nothing about poison |
| [01:10.46] | and i cant swim |
| [01:11.66] | bad intentions pumpin |
| [01:12.91] | might as well become a nun |
| [01:14.11] | cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong |
| [01:16.68] | what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this |
| [01:18.93] | who could i get to help me murder this fat chick |
| [01:22.29] | guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday |
| [01:25.11] | the day she usually goes food shopping |
| [01:27.40] | anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler |
| [01:29.77] | sent her clean over the divider |
| [01:32.31] | "you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill |
| [01:36.34] | i thought "she has to be dead" |
| [01:37.57] | later on get a call |
| [01:38.86] | (from a) lieutenant morgue |
| [01:40.11] | (had me) leapin like a frog |
| [01:41.31] | we need you at the morgue |
| [01:42.93] | so i selfishly persued |
| [01:45.63] | "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her |
| [01:48.45] | what a surprise |
| [01:49.78] | open your eyes |
| [01:51.07] | woman advisor |
| [01:52.90] | cmon yall know i had to kill her |
| [01:54.02] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [01:56.72] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [01:58.42] | kill her |
| [01:59.13] | what a surprise |
| [02:00.08] | open your eyes |
| [02:01.35] | woman advisor |
| [02:02.83] | i had to kill her |
| [02:04.08] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [02:06.90] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [02:08.97] | so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run |
| [02:11.34] | no sir we dont have no clues right now |
| [02:14.25] | this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? |
| [02:15.12] | pull yourself together sir |
| [02:18.19] | im so broken up inside i just cant believe this |
| [02:20.76] | i understand, i understand |
| [02:23.63] | catch the person who did this |
| [02:25.45] | were gonna try sir |
| [02:26.87] | please |
| [02:28.94] | screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot |
| [02:31.43] | at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it |
| [02:34.09] | like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring |
| [02:36.96] | "i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" |
| [02:39.70] | while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook |
| [02:42.65] | all she does is order from restaurants |
| [02:44.43] | all of the sex she wants |
| [02:46.56] | i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and |
| [02:49.41] | talkin to detectives that was waitin outside |
| [02:51.90] | how i took a long lunch break day the wife died |
| [02:54.60] | i done then turned pail |
| [02:56.14] | and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail |
| [02:59.33] | good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent |
| [03:02.28] | moral of the story is |
| [03:03.61] | desire is important |
| [03:05.01] | so watch your weight |
| [03:06.27] | itll keep you mate smitten its a given |
| [03:07.56] | though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her |
| [03:10.71] | what a surprise |
| [03:11.95] | open your eyes |
| [03:13.32] | woman advisor |
| [03:14.79] | i didnt have to kill her |
| [03:15.83] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [03:18.85] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [03:20.38] | i killed her |
| [03:21.52] | what a surprise |
| [03:22.34] | open your eyes |
| [03:23.57] | woman advisor |
| [03:25.12] | i didnt have to kill her |
| [03:26.33] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [03:29.11] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [03:31.15] | well there you have it |
| [03:33.02] | keep thin trim |
| [03:34.89] | keep your mariage healthy |
| [03:36.22] | do you know what i mean? |
| [03:37.34] | small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... |
| [00:00.55] | what a surprise |
| [00:01.58] | open your eyes |
| [00:03.01] | woman advisor |
| [00:04.66] | the name of this entertainement is |
| [00:05.95] | women lose weight |
| [00:07.28] | our first years of mariage everything was just great |
| [00:09.94] | but after two kids |
| [00:11.10] | and a weight gain factor |
| [00:12.49] | the fact is |
| [00:13.49] | now shes completely unattractive |
| [00:15.13] | look fat chicks |
| [00:16.50] | i dont mean to sound rude |
| [00:17.49] | i tell her nice hit the gym |
| [00:18.74] | and dont eat so much food |
| [00:20.07] | but no |
| [00:20.99] | your shallow |
| [00:21.82] | you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth |
| [00:25.60] | but how if desires is not there |
| [00:27.14] | thats just a lamon |
| [00:27.98] | divorces, child support alamony payments |
| [00:30.50] | my unhappiness i doubt discourage |
| [00:32.99] | so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage |
| [00:35.98] | meanwhile my secretary june well groomed |
| [00:38.14] | when you gonna leave your wife |
| [00:39.43] | i tell her soon mommy soon i assume |
| [00:41.05] | or my destiny is blue |
| [00:43.33] | intrest only |
| [00:44.54] | the only thing left for me to do is to kill her |
| [00:46.57] | what a surprise |
| [00:47.86] | open your eyes |
| [00:49.14] | woman advisor |
| [00:50.73] | im gonna have to kill her |
| [00:51.97] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [00:54.75] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [00:56.58] | kill her |
| [00:57.38] | what a surprise |
| [00:58.28] | open your eyes |
| [00:59.53] | woman advisor |
| [01:00.91] | im gonna have to kill her |
| [01:02.19] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [01:05.05] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [01:06.67] | my place against all shanagans |
| [01:08.90] | kinda rammed in |
| [01:09.27] | knowin nothing about poison |
| [01:10.46] | and i cant swim |
| [01:11.66] | bad intentions pumpin |
| [01:12.91] | might as well become a nun |
| [01:14.11] | cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong |
| [01:16.68] | what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this |
| [01:18.93] | who could i get to help me murder this fat chick |
| [01:22.29] | guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday |
| [01:25.11] | the day she usually goes food shopping |
| [01:27.40] | anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler |
| [01:29.77] | sent her clean over the divider |
| [01:32.31] | " you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill |
| [01:36.34] | i thought " she has to be dead" |
| [01:37.57] | later on get a call |
| [01:38.86] | from a lieutenant morgue |
| [01:40.11] | had me leapin like a frog |
| [01:41.31] | we need you at the morgue |
| [01:42.93] | so i selfishly persued |
| [01:45.63] | " boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her |
| [01:48.45] | what a surprise |
| [01:49.78] | open your eyes |
| [01:51.07] | woman advisor |
| [01:52.90] | cmon yall know i had to kill her |
| [01:54.02] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [01:56.72] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [01:58.42] | kill her |
| [01:59.13] | what a surprise |
| [02:00.08] | open your eyes |
| [02:01.35] | woman advisor |
| [02:02.83] | i had to kill her |
| [02:04.08] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [02:06.90] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [02:08.97] | so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run |
| [02:11.34] | no sir we dont have no clues right now |
| [02:14.25] | this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? |
| [02:15.12] | pull yourself together sir |
| [02:18.19] | im so broken up inside i just cant believe this |
| [02:20.76] | i understand, i understand |
| [02:23.63] | catch the person who did this |
| [02:25.45] | were gonna try sir |
| [02:26.87] | please |
| [02:28.94] | screamin " who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot |
| [02:31.43] | at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it |
| [02:34.09] | like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring |
| [02:36.96] | " i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" |
| [02:39.70] | while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook |
| [02:42.65] | all she does is order from restaurants |
| [02:44.43] | all of the sex she wants |
| [02:46.56] | i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and |
| [02:49.41] | talkin to detectives that was waitin outside |
| [02:51.90] | how i took a long lunch break day the wife died |
| [02:54.60] | i done then turned pail |
| [02:56.14] | and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail |
| [02:59.33] | good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent |
| [03:02.28] | moral of the story is |
| [03:03.61] | desire is important |
| [03:05.01] | so watch your weight |
| [03:06.27] | itll keep you mate smitten its a given |
| [03:07.56] | though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her |
| [03:10.71] | what a surprise |
| [03:11.95] | open your eyes |
| [03:13.32] | woman advisor |
| [03:14.79] | i didnt have to kill her |
| [03:15.83] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [03:18.85] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [03:20.38] | i killed her |
| [03:21.52] | what a surprise |
| [03:22.34] | open your eyes |
| [03:23.57] | woman advisor |
| [03:25.12] | i didnt have to kill her |
| [03:26.33] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
| [03:29.11] | send her ass right to the morgue |
| [03:31.15] | well there you have it |
| [03:33.02] | keep thin trim |
| [03:34.89] | keep your mariage healthy |
| [03:36.22] | do you know what i mean? |
| [03:37.34] | small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler |