| [00:46.150] | 三二一 現場觀眾請安靜 |
| [00:48.300] | 麻煩關機 本節目就要開始錄影 |
| [00:50.860] | 導播手勢比一比 什麼都能比 |
| [00:56.120] | So What 然後呢 百萬獎金 |
| [00:58.770] | 用來換取 旁觀者最好奇的茶餘話題 |
| [01:01.800] | 我是一個人 不是電視機 |
| [01:03.340] | 誰要讓你 坐著看戲 |
| [01:05.120] | sorry 我的舞步太伶俐 |
| [01:07.200] | 旋轉跳躍後倒立 無師自通演出 |
| [01:09.380] | 最完美的絕技 |
| [01:10.780] | 螢幕 網路 批踢踢 快來湊熱鬧 |
| [01:13.360] | 排隊挑剔 和平挑釁 |
| [01:17.740] | 这边唱得太用力Ending 来个回旋踢 才有張力 |
| [01:18.740] | 台詞倒背也要唸得夠戲劇 |
| [01:20.640] | 好像我的努力 誰都可以眉批 |
| [01:22.810] | So What So What So What |
| [01:24.010] | 我的舞台踩在我腳下 |
| [01:27.450] | So What So What So What |
| [01:28.640] | 兩手空空打我的天下 |
| [01:31.670] | So What So What So What |
| [01:33.210] | 我歡迎你對我有想法 |
| [01:36.390] | So What So What So What |
| [01:37.860] | 不代表要叫你老大 |
| [01:40.990] | So What So What So What |
| [01:42.370] | 我的舞台踩在我腳下 |
| [01:45.510] | So What So What So What |
| [01:47.000] | 什麼流言都不會害怕 |
| [01:49.880] | So What So What So What |
| [01:54.490] | So What So What So What |
| [01:56.110] | 等一天你叫我老大 |
| [02:10.990] | 拉闊現場 觀眾忙著觀賞直播夢想 |
| [02:13.650] | 只出一張嘴你也很忙 事實卻沒幫到忙 |
| [02:16.430] | 看我站在台上很風光 誰理台下十年的寒窗 |
| [02:19.630] | 爆米花吃完開始鼓掌 |
| [02:21.360] | 如果我正好摔了一跤你會更爽 |
| [02:23.860] | 世界對我越是輕蔑 我對世界越是不屑 |
| [02:26.730] | 我的汗水多過你滔滔的口水 |
| [02:30.610] | 只要認定我自己是對 不用在乎誰來碎嘴 |
| [02:33.180] | 有夢掛在胸口就無愧 |
| [02:34.840] | 如果真的要比 只有我可以去打敗自己 |
| [02:37.870] | 成功失敗 有什麼差異 拜託誰要你界定 |
| [02:43.800] | 我發現此刻只有我在 摸著自己的良心 |
| [02:47.310] | So What So What So What |
| [02:48.640] | 我的舞台踩在我腳下 |
| [02:51.560] | So What So What So What |
| [02:53.240] | 兩手空空打我的天下 |
| [02:56.350] | So What So What So What |
| [02:57.820] | 我歡迎你對我有想法 |
| [03:01.290] | So What So What So What |
| [03:02.420] | 不代表要叫你老大 |
| [03:05.390] | So What So What So What |
| [03:06.930] | 我的舞台踩在我腳下 |
| [03:11.550] | 什麼流言都不會害怕 |
| [03:19.150] | So What So What So What |
| [03:20.760] | 等一天你叫我老大 |
| [03:23.890] | So What So What So What |
| [03:25.220] | 等一天你叫我老大 |
| [00:46.150] | san er yi xian chang guan zhong qing an jing |
| [00:48.300] | ma fan guan ji ben jie mu jiu yao kai shi lu ying |
| [00:50.860] | dao bo shou shi bi yi bi shen me dou neng bi |
| [00:56.120] | So What ran hou ne bai wan jiang jin |
| [00:58.770] | yong lai huan qu pang guan zhe zui hao qi de cha yu hua ti |
| [01:01.800] | wo shi yi ge ren bu shi dian shi ji |
| [01:03.340] | shui yao rang ni zuo zhe kan xi |
| [01:05.120] | sorry wo de wu bu tai ling li |
| [01:07.200] | xuan zhuan tiao yue hou dao li wu shi zi tong yan chu |
| [01:09.380] | zui wan mei di jue ji |
| [01:10.780] | ying mu wang lu pi ti ti kuai lai cou re nao |
| [01:13.360] | pai dui tiao ti he ping tiao xin |
| [01:17.740] | zhe bian chang de tai yong li Ending lai ge hui xuan ti cai you zhang li |
| [01:18.740] | tai ci dao bei ye yao nian de gou xi ju |
| [01:20.640] | hao xiang wo de nu li shui dou ke yi mei pi |
| [01:22.810] | So What So What So What |
| [01:24.010] | wo de wu tai cai zai wo jiao xia |
| [01:27.450] | So What So What So What |
| [01:28.640] | liang shou kong kong da wo de tian xia |
| [01:31.670] | So What So What So What |
| [01:33.210] | wo huan ying ni dui wo you xiang fa |
| [01:36.390] | So What So What So What |
| [01:37.860] | bu dai biao yao jiao ni lao da |
| [01:40.990] | So What So What So What |
| [01:42.370] | wo de wu tai cai zai wo jiao xia |
| [01:45.510] | So What So What So What |
| [01:47.000] | shen me liu yan dou bu hui hai pa |
| [01:49.880] | So What So What So What |
| [01:54.490] | So What So What So What |
| [01:56.110] | deng yi tian ni jiao wo lao da |
| [02:10.990] | la kuo xian chang guan zhong mang zhe guan shang zhi bo meng xiang |
| [02:13.650] | zhi chu yi zhang zui ni ye hen mang shi shi que mei bang dao mang |
| [02:16.430] | kan wo zhan zai tai shang hen feng guang shui li tai xia shi nian de han chuang |
| [02:19.630] | bao mi hua chi wan kai shi gu zhang |
| [02:21.360] | ru guo wo zheng hao shuai le yi jiao ni hui geng shuang |
| [02:23.860] | shi jie dui wo yue shi qing mie wo dui shi jie yue shi bu xie |
| [02:26.730] | wo de han shui duo guo ni tao tao de kou shui |
| [02:30.610] | zhi yao ren ding wo zi ji shi dui bu yong zai hu shui lai sui zui |
| [02:33.180] | you meng gua zai xiong kou jiu wu kui |
| [02:34.840] | ru guo zhen de yao bi zhi you wo ke yi qu da bai zi ji |
| [02:37.870] | cheng gong shi bai you shen me cha yi bai tuo shui yao ni jie ding |
| [02:43.800] | wo fa xian ci ke zhi you wo zai mo zhe zi ji de liang xin |
| [02:47.310] | So What So What So What |
| [02:48.640] | wo de wu tai cai zai wo jiao xia |
| [02:51.560] | So What So What So What |
| [02:53.240] | liang shou kong kong da wo de tian xia |
| [02:56.350] | So What So What So What |
| [02:57.820] | wo huan ying ni dui wo you xiang fa |
| [03:01.290] | So What So What So What |
| [03:02.420] | bu dai biao yao jiao ni lao da |
| [03:05.390] | So What So What So What |
| [03:06.930] | wo de wu tai cai zai wo jiao xia |
| [03:11.550] | shen me liu yan dou bu hui hai pa |
| [03:19.150] | So What So What So What |
| [03:20.760] | deng yi tian ni jiao wo lao da |
| [03:23.890] | So What So What So What |
| [03:25.220] | deng yi tian ni jiao wo lao da |
| [00:46.150] | sān èr yī xiàn chǎng guān zhòng qǐng ān jìng |
| [00:48.300] | má fán guān jī běn jié mù jiù yào kāi shǐ lù yǐng |
| [00:50.860] | dǎo bō shǒu shì bǐ yī bǐ shén me dōu néng bǐ |
| [00:56.120] | So What rán hòu ne bǎi wàn jiǎng jīn |
| [00:58.770] | yòng lái huàn qǔ páng guān zhě zuì hào qí de chá yú huà tí |
| [01:01.800] | wǒ shì yī gè rén bú shì diàn shì jī |
| [01:03.340] | shuí yào ràng nǐ zuò zhe kàn xì |
| [01:05.120] | sorry wǒ de wǔ bù tài líng lì |
| [01:07.200] | xuán zhuǎn tiào yuè hòu dào lì wú shī zì tōng yǎn chū |
| [01:09.380] | zuì wán měi dí jué jì |
| [01:10.780] | yíng mù wǎng lù pī tī tī kuài lái còu rè nào |
| [01:13.360] | pái duì tiāo tī hé píng tiāo xìn |
| [01:17.740] | zhè biān chàng dé tài yòng lì Ending lái gè huí xuán tī cái yǒu zhāng lì |
| [01:18.740] | tái cí dào bèi yě yào niàn dé gòu xì jù |
| [01:20.640] | hǎo xiàng wǒ de nǔ lì shuí dōu kě yǐ méi pī |
| [01:22.810] | So What So What So What |
| [01:24.010] | wǒ de wǔ tái cǎi zài wǒ jiǎo xià |
| [01:27.450] | So What So What So What |
| [01:28.640] | liǎng shǒu kōng kōng dǎ wǒ de tiān xià |
| [01:31.670] | So What So What So What |
| [01:33.210] | wǒ huān yíng nǐ duì wǒ yǒu xiǎng fǎ |
| [01:36.390] | So What So What So What |
| [01:37.860] | bù dài biǎo yào jiào nǐ lǎo dà |
| [01:40.990] | So What So What So What |
| [01:42.370] | wǒ de wǔ tái cǎi zài wǒ jiǎo xià |
| [01:45.510] | So What So What So What |
| [01:47.000] | shén me liú yán dōu bù huì hài pà |
| [01:49.880] | So What So What So What |
| [01:54.490] | So What So What So What |
| [01:56.110] | děng yì tiān nǐ jiào wǒ lǎo dà |
| [02:10.990] | lā kuò xiàn chǎng guān zhòng máng zhe guān shǎng zhí bō mèng xiǎng |
| [02:13.650] | zhǐ chū yī zhāng zuǐ nǐ yě hěn máng shì shí què méi bāng dào máng |
| [02:16.430] | kàn wǒ zhàn zài tái shàng hěn fēng guāng shuí lǐ tái xià shí nián de hán chuāng |
| [02:19.630] | bào mǐ huā chī wán kāi shǐ gǔ zhǎng |
| [02:21.360] | rú guǒ wǒ zhèng hǎo shuāi le yī jiāo nǐ huì gēng shuǎng |
| [02:23.860] | shì jiè duì wǒ yuè shì qīng miè wǒ duì shì jiè yuè shì bù xiè |
| [02:26.730] | wǒ de hàn shuǐ duō guò nǐ tāo tāo de kǒu shuǐ |
| [02:30.610] | zhǐ yào rèn dìng wǒ zì jǐ shì duì bù yòng zài hu shuí lái suì zuǐ |
| [02:33.180] | yǒu mèng guà zài xiōng kǒu jiù wú kuì |
| [02:34.840] | rú guǒ zhēn de yào bǐ zhǐ yǒu wǒ kě yǐ qù dǎ bài zì jǐ |
| [02:37.870] | chéng gōng shī bài yǒu shén me chà yì bài tuō shuí yào nǐ jiè dìng |
| [02:43.800] | wǒ fā xiàn cǐ kè zhǐ yǒu wǒ zài mō zhe zì jǐ de liáng xīn |
| [02:47.310] | So What So What So What |
| [02:48.640] | wǒ de wǔ tái cǎi zài wǒ jiǎo xià |
| [02:51.560] | So What So What So What |
| [02:53.240] | liǎng shǒu kōng kōng dǎ wǒ de tiān xià |
| [02:56.350] | So What So What So What |
| [02:57.820] | wǒ huān yíng nǐ duì wǒ yǒu xiǎng fǎ |
| [03:01.290] | So What So What So What |
| [03:02.420] | bù dài biǎo yào jiào nǐ lǎo dà |
| [03:05.390] | So What So What So What |
| [03:06.930] | wǒ de wǔ tái cǎi zài wǒ jiǎo xià |
| [03:11.550] | shén me liú yán dōu bù huì hài pà |
| [03:19.150] | So What So What So What |
| [03:20.760] | děng yì tiān nǐ jiào wǒ lǎo dà |
| [03:23.890] | So What So What So What |
| [03:25.220] | děng yì tiān nǐ jiào wǒ lǎo dà |