| The turn out tonight is weak | |
| The crowd is looking meager | |
| Only 40 to 50 in the flock | |
| But 3 more beers and | |
| I'm playin' | |
| Woodstock | |
| And you can probably see that we're not all that tight | |
| A couple more drinks will alter your sight | |
| That does not mean fight | |
| I'm not saying | |
| I have to be drunk | |
| But tequila shots make it more fun | |
| I'm havin' fun (Chorus) | |
| Oh, Beer Goggles | |
| I love to put them on | |
| Next to eachother at the bar | |
| She's thinkin' he's the one | |
| I'm thinkin' where's my car | |
| She thinks | |
| I look good | |
| Obviously she didn't smell that fart "Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?" | |
| Hey man, it's a start "Hi, my name's Barbie" "My name's Ken" | |
| The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head | |
| I'm drunk again (Repeat Chorus) | |
| And one size fits all!!! |
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