| [00:10.30][01:22.36][02:42.02][03:30.42] | 周国贤-食懵你（粤） |
| [00:17.60] | 一早起身跑步 |
| [00:19.33] | 然后发觉我对鞋烂到 |
| [00:21.54] | 返亲工都感冒 |
| [00:23.22] | 全日对正冷气位个窿 |
| [00:25.46] | 天光天黑都做 |
| [00:27.23] | 唔系点样有钱炒碟? |
| [00:32.82][01:52.41] | 连日?日做夜做做到 |
| [00:35.18][01:54.75] | 背脊?大肉劲痛 |
| [00:37.09][01:56.69] | 要贴埋石膏布 |
| [00:40.62][01:59.95] | 好想放假唔做? |
| [00:42.57][02:02.13] | 全日要?滑水 |
| [00:44.66][02:04.14] | 但我已经无乜薪水 |
| [00:48.25][02:07.90][02:55.69] | 要买车然后放假通街练吓车 |
| [00:54.20][02:13.85][03:01.67] | 食雪茄饮香槟租大艇 |
| [00:58.23][02:17.74][03:05.62] | 求其大屋有两万尺 |
| [01:02.18][02:21.75][03:09.57] | 其实未够摆到晒平日?跑车 |
| [01:06.37][02:25.84][03:13.55] | 怀念曾经系天台队吓啤 |
| [01:10.19][02:29.70][03:17.46] | 劈到好醉幻想系航机上奇遇空姐 |
| [01:17.10][02:36.76] | 不过我原来第朝一起身要做? |
| [01:37.22] | 天光起身洗袜 |
| [01:39.05] | 唔系会腌到对鞋劲臭 |
| [01:41.17] | 出街饮杯参蜜 |
| [01:42.94] | 唔系会爆好鬼多暗疮 |
| [01:45.09] | 赶返公司开闸 |
| [01:46.79] | 原来公司放紧休日假 |
| [01:50.00] | 哎呀 |
| [03:24.56] | 不过我原来第朝一起身又要做? |
| [00:10.30][01:22.36][02:42.02][03:30.42] | zhou guo xian shi meng ni yue |
| [00:17.60] | yi zao qi shen pao bu |
| [00:19.33] | ran hou fa jue wo dui xie lan dao |
| [00:21.54] | fan qin gong dou gan mao |
| [00:23.22] | quan ri dui zheng leng qi wei ge long |
| [00:25.46] | tian guang tian hei dou zuo |
| [00:27.23] | wu xi dian yang you qian chao die? |
| [00:32.82][01:52.41] | lian ri? ri zuo ye zuo zuo dao |
| [00:35.18][01:54.75] | bei ji? da rou jin tong |
| [00:37.09][01:56.69] | yao tie mai shi gao bu |
| [00:40.62][01:59.95] | hao xiang fang jia wu zuo? |
| [00:42.57][02:02.13] | quan ri yao? hua shui |
| [00:44.66][02:04.14] | dan wo yi jing wu mie xin shui |
| [00:48.25][02:07.90][02:55.69] | yao mai che ran hou fang jia tong jie lian xia che |
| [00:54.20][02:13.85][03:01.67] | shi xue jia yin xiang bin zu da ting |
| [00:58.23][02:17.74][03:05.62] | qiu qi da wu you liang wan chi |
| [01:02.18][02:21.75][03:09.57] | qi shi wei gou bai dao shai ping ri? pao che |
| [01:06.37][02:25.84][03:13.55] | huai nian ceng jing xi tian tai dui xia pi |
| [01:10.19][02:29.70][03:17.46] | pi dao hao zui huan xiang xi hang ji shang qi yu kong jie |
| [01:17.10][02:36.76] | bu guo wo yuan lai di chao yi qi shen yao zuo? |
| [01:37.22] | tian guang qi shen xi wa |
| [01:39.05] | wu xi hui yan dao dui xie jin chou |
| [01:41.17] | chu jie yin bei can mi |
| [01:42.94] | wu xi hui bao hao gui duo an chuang |
| [01:45.09] | gan fan gong si kai zha |
| [01:46.79] | yuan lai gong si fang jin xiu ri jia |
| [01:50.00] | ai ya |
| [03:24.56] | bu guo wo yuan lai di chao yi qi shen you yao zuo? |
| [00:10.30][01:22.36][02:42.02][03:30.42] | zhōu guó xián shí měng nǐ yuè |
| [00:17.60] | yī zǎo qǐ shēn pǎo bù |
| [00:19.33] | rán hòu fā jué wǒ duì xié làn dào |
| [00:21.54] | fǎn qīn gōng dōu gǎn mào |
| [00:23.22] | quán rì duì zhèng lěng qì wèi gè lóng |
| [00:25.46] | tiān guāng tiān hēi dōu zuò |
| [00:27.23] | wú xì diǎn yàng yǒu qián chǎo dié? |
| [00:32.82][01:52.41] | lián rì? rì zuò yè zuò zuò dào |
| [00:35.18][01:54.75] | bèi jǐ? dà ròu jìn tòng |
| [00:37.09][01:56.69] | yào tiē mái shí gāo bù |
| [00:40.62][01:59.95] | hǎo xiǎng fàng jià wú zuò? |
| [00:42.57][02:02.13] | quán rì yào? huá shuǐ |
| [00:44.66][02:04.14] | dàn wǒ yǐ jīng wú miē xīn shuǐ |
| [00:48.25][02:07.90][02:55.69] | yào mǎi chē rán hòu fàng jià tōng jiē liàn xià chē |
| [00:54.20][02:13.85][03:01.67] | shí xuě jiā yǐn xiāng bīn zū dà tǐng |
| [00:58.23][02:17.74][03:05.62] | qiú qí dà wū yǒu liǎng wàn chǐ |
| [01:02.18][02:21.75][03:09.57] | qí shí wèi gòu bǎi dào shài píng rì? pǎo chē |
| [01:06.37][02:25.84][03:13.55] | huái niàn céng jīng xì tiān tāi duì xià pí |
| [01:10.19][02:29.70][03:17.46] | pī dào hǎo zuì huàn xiǎng xì háng jī shàng qí yù kōng jiě |
| [01:17.10][02:36.76] | bù guò wǒ yuán lái dì cháo yì qǐ shēn yào zuò? |
| [01:37.22] | tiān guāng qǐ shēn xǐ wà |
| [01:39.05] | wú xì huì yān dào duì xié jìn chòu |
| [01:41.17] | chū jiē yǐn bēi cān mì |
| [01:42.94] | wú xì huì bào hǎo guǐ duō àn chuāng |
| [01:45.09] | gǎn fǎn gōng sī kāi zhá |
| [01:46.79] | yuán lái gōng sī fàng jǐn xiū rì jiǎ |
| [01:50.00] | āi yā |
| [03:24.56] | bù guò wǒ yuán lái dì cháo yì qǐ shēn yòu yào zuò? |
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