Been Caught Stealing

Song Been Caught Stealing
Artist Lea DeLaria
Album Double Standards

Lyrics

[00:20.66] I've been caught stealing;
[00:22.44] once when I was 5...
[00:25.06] I enjoy stealing.
[00:27.40] It's just as simple as that.
[00:29.62] Well, it's just a simple fact.
[00:34.22] When I want something, and
[00:36.36] I don't want to pay for it.
[00:38.15]
[00:39.86] I walk right through the door.
[00:44.42] Walk right through the door.
[00:49.82] Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
[00:57.96] Mine all mine!
[01:00.07]
[01:08.68] My girl, she's one too.
[01:11.30] She'll go and get her a skirt.
[01:13.65] Stick it under her shirt.
[01:15.96] She grabbed a razor for me.
[01:18.28] And she did it just like that.
[01:22.79] When she wants something, and
[01:24.93] She don't want to pay for it.
[01:27.01]
[01:28.18] She'll walk right through the door.
[01:33.08] Walk right through the door.
[01:38.00] Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
[01:46.48] Mine all mine!
[01:48.01]
[02:34.85] We sat around the pile.
[02:37.34] We sat and laughed.
[02:39.61] We sat and laughed and
[02:41.33] Waved it into the air!
[02:44.31] And we did it just like that.
[02:48.44] When we want something, and
[02:50.56] We don't want to pay for it.
[02:52.67]
[02:53.92] We walk right through the door.
[02:58.76] Walk right through the door.
[03:04.03] Hey, all right! If I get by, it's mine,
[03:11.68] Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
[03:16.78] It's mine
[03:22.29]