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THere are those who manage such a charmed existence |
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Lucky ladies who've been fortunate since birth |
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All the major domos will know them |
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And obligingly will show them |
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Straight to the only table left on earth |
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These are people for whom life is not a challenge |
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They've got savior faire that oozes pedigree |
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They're the women men will die for |
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And millionaires will buy for |
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But I fear these ladies aren't me... |
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The cake life served me |
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Is upside down |
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The soup du jour I'm having spill |
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On my best gown |
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I get all wet |
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Each time I surf the net, yet |
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Baby, don't ask me why |
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It always rains on me |
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My one day off |
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And my blind date turned into |
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Boris Karloff |
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It's like a curse |
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I go from bad to worse but |
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Baby. don't ask me why |
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Funny... |
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Down at the IRS |
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I get the guy who never says "yes" |
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God, what a mess |
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It's all so taxing |
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Maybe... |
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Life is a cosmic gaff |
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Fashioning punchlines into a laugh |
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Too cute by half |
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I don't know why, don't ask me |
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And then I saw you |
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That rainy day |
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Drenched to the bone and all alone |
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What can I say |
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When you are near |
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My motor hits high gear, dear |
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No clue, don't ask me why |
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Maybe... |
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This is the perfect deal |
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This time the schmo has found her schlemiel |
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Now maybe we'll |
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Find that happy ending |
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Maybe... |
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You are the missing cog |
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Kissed the one frog |
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Who was worth befriending |
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The world will go on |
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Much as before |
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I'll lose the keys right after |
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You lock the door |
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It seems to me |
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That we were meant to be, see |
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We've got compatibility |
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You're the pie and I'm the face |
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You're the shoe tripping on my lace |
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You're the yin and I'm the yang |
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You're the lemon and I'm meringue |
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You're the fourth of my July |
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Together we'll blow sky high, and |
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We'll never say goodbye... but |
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Baby, don't ask me why |
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Why don't elephants fly? |
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Why are high heels so high? |
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Why is Ru Paul a guy? |
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Baby, don't ask me why |
