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| [00:09.67] | I was trippin' lookin' at my portfolio |
| [00:11.28] | |
| [00:11.84] | Wonderin' how I was gonna make enough dough you know |
| [00:14.22] | Called up a friend who wrote for 'One Tree Hill' and 'Jericho' |
| [00:16.53] | He had a job for me and check it with a four-letter company |
| [00:19.23] | |
| [00:23.24] | Hey I got a proposition for you |
| [00:25.32] | How 'bout you let me keep my profits as a scorer |
| [00:27.68] | Record sales are shrinkin' I'm gettin' poorer |
| [00:29.71] | I got a kid to feed how 'bout you cut a deal with me |
| [00:32.25] | Ha hey look Liz we see you as a commodity |
| [00:34.81] | We've been with you since day one and that's an oddity |
| [00:37.02] | And after a series of phone calls to the great publishing houses |
| [00:39.50] | O Ursa Minor I reached my representative who pulled out the |
| [00:43.72] | |
| [00:45.52] | From the File Cabinet |
| [00:47.31] | |
| [00:49.22] | In the form of tablets made of stone |
| [00:53.11] | |
| [00:55.51] | Then he said |
| [00:56.59] | Let me see it's here in my folder |
| [00:58.82] | Oh shit you're twenty years older |
| [01:00.94] | Still hot but gettin' a lot colder |
| [01:03.21] | And you wanna cut a what with me |
| [01:05.66] | Lemme tell you how it's done here in the Hollywood |
| [01:07.99] | Maybe you was thinkin' you was in the Bollywood |
| [01:10.07] | If I wanna break the rule you know I probably could |
| [01:12.23] | |
| [01:17.22] | Liz I'd love to help you out |
| [01:18.64] | But we have what we call Standards & Practices |
| [01:20.21] | In legal terms we're referring to this as a recoupable interest |
| [01:22.45] | In an artist's compositions on vinyl plastic digital |
| [01:24.77] | And all transmittable airwaves for a period |
| [01:26.83] | Of no less than six or nine years in all territories of the Earth |
| [01:29.42] | The solar system and the known universe |
| [01:30.91] | |
| [01:37.45] | And I replied |
| [01:38.34] | |
| [01:38.97] | Listen here my dear little Roni |
| [01:41.27] | Don't you give me no phoney-baloney |
| [01:43.34] | This is not 'My First Pretty Pony' |
| [01:45.53] | Don't you know you're f**kin' with me |
| [01:47.32] | |
| [01:48.08] | Oh it's a bad day for the pool boy |
| [01:50.37] | Come to clean and discover you boy |
| [01:52.56] | Face down and feet turnin' blue boy |
| [01:54.84] | Now your eyes are closed you finally have the sight to see |
| [01:57.41] | It's all mine |
| [01:59.35] | It's all mine |
| [02:00.54] | |
| [02:01.51] | It's all mine |
| [02:03.92] | Na na na na na na na na |