The Messenger (Skit) Lyrics
| Song | The Messenger (Skit) |
| Artist | Krayzie Bone |
| Album | Thug Mentality 1999 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| {set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the background} | |
| Krayzie aw sh*t. excuse me man, excuse me. | |
| Waiter uh, yes sir? | |
| Krayzie could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin'? | |
| Waiter certainly. back there by the wine racks. | |
| Krayzie all right, thanks a lot. thank you, thank you. | |
| Waiter oh, you're welcome sir. | |
| Krayzie sh*t. it's a classy-ass, m*thaf*ckin' restaraunt. know this m*thaf*cker | |
| Got the money, punk m*thaf*cker. | |
| Sh*t. {pick's up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings.} | |
| His contact hello? | |
| Krayzie yeah, hello? | |
| Contact what's happenin'? | |
| Krayzie yeah, i'm in the m*thaf*ckin' spot now, man... | |
| Contact he there? | |
| Krayzie i don't see nobody yet, but i know the nigga'll be here. he got | |
| Reservations. | |
| Contact all right, handle your business. | |
| Krayzie i think i see his broad comin' in right now... | |
| Contact right on time. | |
| Krayzie so don't worry about sh*t. i'm a handle this nigga, man. this nigga in a | |
| Classy-ass, muthafuckin' restaurant; | |
| I know this nigga got the m*thaf*ckin' money. don't worry about sh*t, i'm a have | |
| It. all right? | |
| Contact no mercy, nigga. | |
| Krayzie all right. {hangs up phone} | |
| Broad excuse me. | |
| Waiter uh, yes ma'am. | |
| Broad i have a reservation. it's for jones. | |
| Waiter for jones? let me see here for a minute. oh yes, mr. jones called. he | |
| Said, he is running late, | |
| But i am to seat you now. | |
| Broad okay, thank you. | |
| Waiter follow me this way. here you go ma'am. um, would you like to start with | |
| Something to drink while you wait? | |
| Broad do you have a chardonnay? | |
| Waiter most certainly. coming right up. oh, and uh, here is mr. jones right now. | |
| Hi, mr. jones how are you this evening? | |
| Mr. jones hey, what's up? what's up? what's up? | |
| Broad hi, baby. | |
| Mr. jones hey, baby. damn. | |
| Broad baby, what took you so long? i been just waitin' and waitin'. this is a | |
| Nice place. | |
| Mr. jones yeah, its cool. it's cool. did you order yet? | |
| Broad no, baby. i was waitin' on you...baby? | |
| Mr. jones what? what's happenin'? | |
| Broad that guy's been staring at me since i've sat down. | |
| Mr. jones what dude? | |
| Broad you know him? | |
| Mr. jones what dude? | |
| Broad that guy over there. | |
| Mr. jones over where? aw, sh*t. | |
| Broad baby, what's wrong? | |
| Mr. jones damn, don't worry about it! just...damn. just...just be cool, just be | |
| Cool. | |
| Broad baby, he's walkin' over here now. | |
| Mr. jones oh, sh*t. | |
| Broad baby, he's...baby he's goin' in his jacket. | |
| Krayzie message for mr. jones, m*thaf*cker! | |
| Broad oh, sh*t! | |
| {admist a massive array of gunfire and commotion, screaming, glass breaking, | |
| Reloading.} | |
| Mr. jones cover your head. | |
| Krayzie punk m*thaf*cker. punk m*thaf*cker! {gunfire ceases} | |
| F*ck you! get the f*ck out my way! get the f*ck out my way! | |
| {gunfire} f*ck you! get the f*ck out my way. get the f*ck out my way. | |
| A bystander my leg! my leg! |
| set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the background | |
| Krayzie aw sh t. excuse me man, excuse me. | |
| Waiter uh, yes sir? | |
| Krayzie could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin'? | |
| Waiter certainly. back there by the wine racks. | |
| Krayzie all right, thanks a lot. thank you, thank you. | |
| Waiter oh, you' re welcome sir. | |
| Krayzie sh t. it' s a classyass, m thaf ckin' restaraunt. know this m thaf cker | |
| Got the money, punk m thaf cker. | |
| Sh t. pick' s up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings. | |
| His contact hello? | |
| Krayzie yeah, hello? | |
| Contact what' s happenin'? | |
| Krayzie yeah, i' m in the m thaf ckin' spot now, man... | |
| Contact he there? | |
| Krayzie i don' t see nobody yet, but i know the nigga' ll be here. he got | |
| Reservations. | |
| Contact all right, handle your business. | |
| Krayzie i think i see his broad comin' in right now... | |
| Contact right on time. | |
| Krayzie so don' t worry about sh t. i' m a handle this nigga, man. this nigga in a | |
| Classyass, muthafuckin' restaurant | |
| I know this nigga got the m thaf ckin' money. don' t worry about sh t, i' m a have | |
| It. all right? | |
| Contact no mercy, nigga. | |
| Krayzie all right. hangs up phone | |
| Broad excuse me. | |
| Waiter uh, yes ma' am. | |
| Broad i have a reservation. it' s for jones. | |
| Waiter for jones? let me see here for a minute. oh yes, mr. jones called. he | |
| Said, he is running late, | |
| But i am to seat you now. | |
| Broad okay, thank you. | |
| Waiter follow me this way. here you go ma' am. um, would you like to start with | |
| Something to drink while you wait? | |
| Broad do you have a chardonnay? | |
| Waiter most certainly. coming right up. oh, and uh, here is mr. jones right now. | |
| Hi, mr. jones how are you this evening? | |
| Mr. jones hey, what' s up? what' s up? what' s up? | |
| Broad hi, baby. | |
| Mr. jones hey, baby. damn. | |
| Broad baby, what took you so long? i been just waitin' and waitin'. this is a | |
| Nice place. | |
| Mr. jones yeah, its cool. it' s cool. did you order yet? | |
| Broad no, baby. i was waitin' on you... baby? | |
| Mr. jones what? what' s happenin'? | |
| Broad that guy' s been staring at me since i' ve sat down. | |
| Mr. jones what dude? | |
| Broad you know him? | |
| Mr. jones what dude? | |
| Broad that guy over there. | |
| Mr. jones over where? aw, sh t. | |
| Broad baby, what' s wrong? | |
| Mr. jones damn, don' t worry about it! just... damn. just... just be cool, just be | |
| Cool. | |
| Broad baby, he' s walkin' over here now. | |
| Mr. jones oh, sh t. | |
| Broad baby, he' s... baby he' s goin' in his jacket. | |
| Krayzie message for mr. jones, m thaf cker! | |
| Broad oh, sh t! | |
| admist a massive array of gunfire and commotion, screaming, glass breaking, | |
| Reloading. | |
| Mr. jones cover your head. | |
| Krayzie punk m thaf cker. punk m thaf cker! gunfire ceases | |
| F ck you! get the f ck out my way! get the f ck out my way! | |
| gunfire f ck you! get the f ck out my way. get the f ck out my way. | |
| A bystander my leg! my leg! |
| set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the background | |
| Krayzie aw sh t. excuse me man, excuse me. | |
| Waiter uh, yes sir? | |
| Krayzie could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin'? | |
| Waiter certainly. back there by the wine racks. | |
| Krayzie all right, thanks a lot. thank you, thank you. | |
| Waiter oh, you' re welcome sir. | |
| Krayzie sh t. it' s a classyass, m thaf ckin' restaraunt. know this m thaf cker | |
| Got the money, punk m thaf cker. | |
| Sh t. pick' s up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings. | |
| His contact hello? | |
| Krayzie yeah, hello? | |
| Contact what' s happenin'? | |
| Krayzie yeah, i' m in the m thaf ckin' spot now, man... | |
| Contact he there? | |
| Krayzie i don' t see nobody yet, but i know the nigga' ll be here. he got | |
| Reservations. | |
| Contact all right, handle your business. | |
| Krayzie i think i see his broad comin' in right now... | |
| Contact right on time. | |
| Krayzie so don' t worry about sh t. i' m a handle this nigga, man. this nigga in a | |
| Classyass, muthafuckin' restaurant | |
| I know this nigga got the m thaf ckin' money. don' t worry about sh t, i' m a have | |
| It. all right? | |
| Contact no mercy, nigga. | |
| Krayzie all right. hangs up phone | |
| Broad excuse me. | |
| Waiter uh, yes ma' am. | |
| Broad i have a reservation. it' s for jones. | |
| Waiter for jones? let me see here for a minute. oh yes, mr. jones called. he | |
| Said, he is running late, | |
| But i am to seat you now. | |
| Broad okay, thank you. | |
| Waiter follow me this way. here you go ma' am. um, would you like to start with | |
| Something to drink while you wait? | |
| Broad do you have a chardonnay? | |
| Waiter most certainly. coming right up. oh, and uh, here is mr. jones right now. | |
| Hi, mr. jones how are you this evening? | |
| Mr. jones hey, what' s up? what' s up? what' s up? | |
| Broad hi, baby. | |
| Mr. jones hey, baby. damn. | |
| Broad baby, what took you so long? i been just waitin' and waitin'. this is a | |
| Nice place. | |
| Mr. jones yeah, its cool. it' s cool. did you order yet? | |
| Broad no, baby. i was waitin' on you... baby? | |
| Mr. jones what? what' s happenin'? | |
| Broad that guy' s been staring at me since i' ve sat down. | |
| Mr. jones what dude? | |
| Broad you know him? | |
| Mr. jones what dude? | |
| Broad that guy over there. | |
| Mr. jones over where? aw, sh t. | |
| Broad baby, what' s wrong? | |
| Mr. jones damn, don' t worry about it! just... damn. just... just be cool, just be | |
| Cool. | |
| Broad baby, he' s walkin' over here now. | |
| Mr. jones oh, sh t. | |
| Broad baby, he' s... baby he' s goin' in his jacket. | |
| Krayzie message for mr. jones, m thaf cker! | |
| Broad oh, sh t! | |
| admist a massive array of gunfire and commotion, screaming, glass breaking, | |
| Reloading. | |
| Mr. jones cover your head. | |
| Krayzie punk m thaf cker. punk m thaf cker! gunfire ceases | |
| F ck you! get the f ck out my way! get the f ck out my way! | |
| gunfire f ck you! get the f ck out my way. get the f ck out my way. | |
| A bystander my leg! my leg! |
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