作词 : Chalfant, Forsythe, Purnell ... | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I look into your eyes ? | |
Can't ya hear me say ? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I dance between your thighs | |
Can't ya hear me say ? | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I twist and pull your hair ? | |
Can't ya hear me say ? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I carry you upstairs ? | |
Can't ya hear me say ? | |
I know I ain't a Romeo | |
I know you got no place to go | |
I need your love | |
I want my share | |
Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no | |
Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
sssssshhhhhh...... | |
(imitating Elmer Fudd) | |
Be ve-e-ewy v-e-eewy qwiet... | |
It's woman season | |
I'm woman huntin | |
hahahahahahahaha | |
Every time I go woman huntin | |
It always seems to blow up in my face | |
See, I don't always get the things I want | |
But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding, | |
beautiful, rich, c*ck-sucking nymphomaniac | |
would be nice every now and then ! | |
Hey, I'm a nice guy | |
I bathe | |
Sure I got blue balls, so what | |
Doesn't make me a bad person | |
Oh you know this ? | |
One example, | |
The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve | |
Well she came back last night and she said | |
"I don't have to go home tonight" | |
I said "alright" | |
So once again, | |
I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin | |
And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle, | |
Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels | |
I had TWO left, | |
Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams | |
Now, once again, | |
She drinks my beer, | |
She drinks my whiskey | |
She does my quualudes | |
Five in the morning comes, | |
Note: Five has come, | |
Steve has yet to come | |
Five in the morning comes | |
And this girl looks at me | |
In a most peculiar way | |
She is not looking very well | |
From her eyes come these | |
big, big, big, big tears | |
Rolling all over her face | |
Down into her chest and | |
Into her underwear | |
And she's got those big green snot bubbles | |
You know - it's not runny, | |
It's big thick sh*t | |
And she's got drool | |
This sh*t had legs, | |
I don't know what the f*ck it was | |
It was nothing but | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
So she's not looking very well, | |
We've established that, right ? | |
So she looks at me and says | |
"Stevie.....I feel sick. I gotta go home now." | |
And she THREW UP all over the floor | |
It was disgusting | |
It smelled really, really bad | |
It smelled like....it smelled like puke | |
Only puke smells like puke | |
You can have farts that don't smell like puke | |
Nothing smells like puke but real puke | |
The sh*t was steamin | |
It was on my carpet | |
I was there just to have a good time with the lady | |
I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet | |
In a steaming heap of puke | |
I'm sorry, I was PISSED | |
So I looked at her, and I said | |
"You....no good for nuthin | |
Fuzzy headed, big-eyed | |
Booger-nosed, blow-me lips | |
Double-chin, flat chested, hairy back, | |
Big fat hairy a** " | |
She had crowbar black pubic hair | |
And she had cellulitic legs | |
And she did NOT shave her legs, | |
So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em | |
To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em, | |
She had big feet like Bozo the Clown | |
Oh she weebled but she won't fall down | |
I said "You get your teary, snotty, droolin, | |
F*ckin hairy a** outta my home you | |
Whore-bag pig bitch !" | |
What would you do ? | |
What would YOU do ? | |
I said "Go outside and do that" | |
I don't need this | |
I'll go to the Geisha house | |
Find a real whore | |
Quit throwing up | |
Sh*t stinks | |
Just stop it | |
And I said... | |
Don't tell me no | |
Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Don't tell me no | |
Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
And she threw up AGAIN !! | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I lubricate your lips? | |
Can't ya hear me say ? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I sink your battleship ? | |
Can't ya hear me say ? | |
I know I ain't a Romeo | |
I know you got no place to go | |
I need your love | |
I want my share | |
Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no | |
Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
A | |
E | |
Lick me | |
O | |
A | |
E | |
I | |
O | |
U |
zuo ci : Chalfant, Forsythe, Purnell ... | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I look into your eyes nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I dance between your thighs | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I twist and pull your hair nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I carry you upstairs nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
I know you got no place to go | |
I need your love | |
I want my share | |
Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
sssssshhhhhh...... | |
imitating Elmer Fudd | |
Be veeewy veeewy qwiet... | |
It' s woman season | |
I' m woman huntin | |
hahahahahahahaha | |
Every time I go woman huntin | |
It always seems to blow up in my face | |
See, I don' t always get the things I want | |
But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding, | |
beautiful, rich, c cksucking nymphomaniac | |
would be nice every now and then nbsp! | |
Hey, I' m a nice guy | |
I bathe | |
Sure I got blue balls, so what | |
Doesn' t make me a bad person | |
Oh you know this nbsp? | |
One example, | |
The girl that walked out on me on New Year' s Eve | |
Well she came back last night and she said | |
" I don' t have to go home tonight" | |
I said " alright" | |
So once again, | |
I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin | |
And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle, | |
Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels | |
I had TWO left, | |
Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams | |
Now, once again, | |
She drinks my beer, | |
She drinks my whiskey | |
She does my quualudes | |
Five in the morning comes, | |
Note: Five has come, | |
Steve has yet to come | |
Five in the morning comes | |
And this girl looks at me | |
In a most peculiar way | |
She is not looking very well | |
From her eyes come these | |
big, big, big, big tears | |
Rolling all over her face | |
Down into her chest and | |
Into her underwear | |
And she' s got those big green snot bubbles | |
You know it' s not runny, | |
It' s big thick sh t | |
And she' s got drool | |
This sh t had legs, | |
I don' t know what the f ck it was | |
It was nothing but | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
So she' s not looking very well, | |
We' ve established that, right nbsp? | |
So she looks at me and says | |
" Stevie..... I feel sick. I gotta go home now." | |
And she THREW UP all over the floor | |
It was disgusting | |
It smelled really, really bad | |
It smelled like.... it smelled like puke | |
Only puke smells like puke | |
You can have farts that don' t smell like puke | |
Nothing smells like puke but real puke | |
The sh t was steamin | |
It was on my carpet | |
I was there just to have a good time with the lady | |
I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet | |
In a steaming heap of puke | |
I' m sorry, I was PISSED | |
So I looked at her, and I said | |
" You.... no good for nuthin | |
Fuzzy headed, bigeyed | |
Boogernosed, blowme lips | |
Doublechin, flat chested, hairy back, | |
Big fat hairy a " | |
She had crowbar black pubic hair | |
And she had cellulitic legs | |
And she did NOT shave her legs, | |
So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em | |
To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em, | |
She had big feet like Bozo the Clown | |
Oh she weebled but she won' t fall down | |
I said " You get your teary, snotty, droolin, | |
F ckin hairy a outta my home you | |
Whorebag pig bitch nbsp!" | |
What would you do nbsp? | |
What would YOU do nbsp? | |
I said " Go outside and do that" | |
I don' t need this | |
I' ll go to the Geisha house | |
Find a real whore | |
Quit throwing up | |
Sh t stinks | |
Just stop it | |
And I said... | |
Don' t tell me no | |
Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Don' t tell me no | |
Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
And she threw up AGAIN nbsp!! | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I lubricate your lips? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I sink your battleship nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
I know you got no place to go | |
I need your love | |
I want my share | |
Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
A | |
E | |
Lick me | |
O | |
A | |
E | |
I | |
O | |
U |
zuò cí : Chalfant, Forsythe, Purnell ... | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I look into your eyes nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I dance between your thighs | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I twist and pull your hair nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I carry you upstairs nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
I know you got no place to go | |
I need your love | |
I want my share | |
Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
sssssshhhhhh...... | |
imitating Elmer Fudd | |
Be veeewy veeewy qwiet... | |
It' s woman season | |
I' m woman huntin | |
hahahahahahahaha | |
Every time I go woman huntin | |
It always seems to blow up in my face | |
See, I don' t always get the things I want | |
But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding, | |
beautiful, rich, c cksucking nymphomaniac | |
would be nice every now and then nbsp! | |
Hey, I' m a nice guy | |
I bathe | |
Sure I got blue balls, so what | |
Doesn' t make me a bad person | |
Oh you know this nbsp? | |
One example, | |
The girl that walked out on me on New Year' s Eve | |
Well she came back last night and she said | |
" I don' t have to go home tonight" | |
I said " alright" | |
So once again, | |
I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin | |
And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle, | |
Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels | |
I had TWO left, | |
Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams | |
Now, once again, | |
She drinks my beer, | |
She drinks my whiskey | |
She does my quualudes | |
Five in the morning comes, | |
Note: Five has come, | |
Steve has yet to come | |
Five in the morning comes | |
And this girl looks at me | |
In a most peculiar way | |
She is not looking very well | |
From her eyes come these | |
big, big, big, big tears | |
Rolling all over her face | |
Down into her chest and | |
Into her underwear | |
And she' s got those big green snot bubbles | |
You know it' s not runny, | |
It' s big thick sh t | |
And she' s got drool | |
This sh t had legs, | |
I don' t know what the f ck it was | |
It was nothing but | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
So she' s not looking very well, | |
We' ve established that, right nbsp? | |
So she looks at me and says | |
" Stevie..... I feel sick. I gotta go home now." | |
And she THREW UP all over the floor | |
It was disgusting | |
It smelled really, really bad | |
It smelled like.... it smelled like puke | |
Only puke smells like puke | |
You can have farts that don' t smell like puke | |
Nothing smells like puke but real puke | |
The sh t was steamin | |
It was on my carpet | |
I was there just to have a good time with the lady | |
I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet | |
In a steaming heap of puke | |
I' m sorry, I was PISSED | |
So I looked at her, and I said | |
" You.... no good for nuthin | |
Fuzzy headed, bigeyed | |
Boogernosed, blowme lips | |
Doublechin, flat chested, hairy back, | |
Big fat hairy a " | |
She had crowbar black pubic hair | |
And she had cellulitic legs | |
And she did NOT shave her legs, | |
So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em | |
To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em, | |
She had big feet like Bozo the Clown | |
Oh she weebled but she won' t fall down | |
I said " You get your teary, snotty, droolin, | |
F ckin hairy a outta my home you | |
Whorebag pig bitch nbsp!" | |
What would you do nbsp? | |
What would YOU do nbsp? | |
I said " Go outside and do that" | |
I don' t need this | |
I' ll go to the Geisha house | |
Find a real whore | |
Quit throwing up | |
Sh t stinks | |
Just stop it | |
And I said... | |
Don' t tell me no | |
Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Don' t tell me no | |
Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
And she threw up AGAIN nbsp!! | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I lubricate your lips? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
Tell me, tell me that | |
Can I sink your battleship nbsp? | |
Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
I know you got no place to go | |
I need your love | |
I want my share | |
Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
Oh oh oh oh, | |
Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
A | |
E | |
Lick me | |
O | |
A | |
E | |
I | |
O | |
U |