| 作词 : Chalfant, Forsythe, Purnell ... | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I look into your eyes ? | |
| Can't ya hear me say ? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I dance between your thighs | |
| Can't ya hear me say ? | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I twist and pull your hair ? | |
| Can't ya hear me say ? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I carry you upstairs ? | |
| Can't ya hear me say ? | |
| I know I ain't a Romeo | |
| I know you got no place to go | |
| I need your love | |
| I want my share | |
| Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no | |
| Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| sssssshhhhhh...... | |
| (imitating Elmer Fudd) | |
| Be ve-e-ewy v-e-eewy qwiet... | |
| It's woman season | |
| I'm woman huntin | |
| hahahahahahahaha | |
| Every time I go woman huntin | |
| It always seems to blow up in my face | |
| See, I don't always get the things I want | |
| But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding, | |
| beautiful, rich, c*ck-sucking nymphomaniac | |
| would be nice every now and then ! | |
| Hey, I'm a nice guy | |
| I bathe | |
| Sure I got blue balls, so what | |
| Doesn't make me a bad person | |
| Oh you know this ? | |
| One example, | |
| The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve | |
| Well she came back last night and she said | |
| "I don't have to go home tonight" | |
| I said "alright" | |
| So once again, | |
| I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin | |
| And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle, | |
| Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels | |
| I had TWO left, | |
| Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams | |
| Now, once again, | |
| She drinks my beer, | |
| She drinks my whiskey | |
| She does my quualudes | |
| Five in the morning comes, | |
| Note: Five has come, | |
| Steve has yet to come | |
| Five in the morning comes | |
| And this girl looks at me | |
| In a most peculiar way | |
| She is not looking very well | |
| From her eyes come these | |
| big, big, big, big tears | |
| Rolling all over her face | |
| Down into her chest and | |
| Into her underwear | |
| And she's got those big green snot bubbles | |
| You know - it's not runny, | |
| It's big thick sh*t | |
| And she's got drool | |
| This sh*t had legs, | |
| I don't know what the f*ck it was | |
| It was nothing but | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! | |
| So she's not looking very well, | |
| We've established that, right ? | |
| So she looks at me and says | |
| "Stevie.....I feel sick. I gotta go home now." | |
| And she THREW UP all over the floor | |
| It was disgusting | |
| It smelled really, really bad | |
| It smelled like....it smelled like puke | |
| Only puke smells like puke | |
| You can have farts that don't smell like puke | |
| Nothing smells like puke but real puke | |
| The sh*t was steamin | |
| It was on my carpet | |
| I was there just to have a good time with the lady | |
| I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet | |
| In a steaming heap of puke | |
| I'm sorry, I was PISSED | |
| So I looked at her, and I said | |
| "You....no good for nuthin | |
| Fuzzy headed, big-eyed | |
| Booger-nosed, blow-me lips | |
| Double-chin, flat chested, hairy back, | |
| Big fat hairy a** " | |
| She had crowbar black pubic hair | |
| And she had cellulitic legs | |
| And she did NOT shave her legs, | |
| So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em | |
| To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em, | |
| She had big feet like Bozo the Clown | |
| Oh she weebled but she won't fall down | |
| I said "You get your teary, snotty, droolin, | |
| F*ckin hairy a** outta my home you | |
| Whore-bag pig bitch !" | |
| What would you do ? | |
| What would YOU do ? | |
| I said "Go outside and do that" | |
| I don't need this | |
| I'll go to the Geisha house | |
| Find a real whore | |
| Quit throwing up | |
| Sh*t stinks | |
| Just stop it | |
| And I said... | |
| Don't tell me no | |
| Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Don't tell me no | |
| Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| And she threw up AGAIN !! | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I lubricate your lips? | |
| Can't ya hear me say ? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I sink your battleship ? | |
| Can't ya hear me say ? | |
| I know I ain't a Romeo | |
| I know you got no place to go | |
| I need your love | |
| I want my share | |
| Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no | |
| Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| A | |
| E | |
| Lick me | |
| O | |
| A | |
| E | |
| I | |
| O | |
| U |
| zuo ci : Chalfant, Forsythe, Purnell ... | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I look into your eyes nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I dance between your thighs | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I twist and pull your hair nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I carry you upstairs nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
| I know you got no place to go | |
| I need your love | |
| I want my share | |
| Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
| Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| sssssshhhhhh...... | |
| imitating Elmer Fudd | |
| Be veeewy veeewy qwiet... | |
| It' s woman season | |
| I' m woman huntin | |
| hahahahahahahaha | |
| Every time I go woman huntin | |
| It always seems to blow up in my face | |
| See, I don' t always get the things I want | |
| But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding, | |
| beautiful, rich, c cksucking nymphomaniac | |
| would be nice every now and then nbsp! | |
| Hey, I' m a nice guy | |
| I bathe | |
| Sure I got blue balls, so what | |
| Doesn' t make me a bad person | |
| Oh you know this nbsp? | |
| One example, | |
| The girl that walked out on me on New Year' s Eve | |
| Well she came back last night and she said | |
| " I don' t have to go home tonight" | |
| I said " alright" | |
| So once again, | |
| I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin | |
| And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle, | |
| Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels | |
| I had TWO left, | |
| Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams | |
| Now, once again, | |
| She drinks my beer, | |
| She drinks my whiskey | |
| She does my quualudes | |
| Five in the morning comes, | |
| Note: Five has come, | |
| Steve has yet to come | |
| Five in the morning comes | |
| And this girl looks at me | |
| In a most peculiar way | |
| She is not looking very well | |
| From her eyes come these | |
| big, big, big, big tears | |
| Rolling all over her face | |
| Down into her chest and | |
| Into her underwear | |
| And she' s got those big green snot bubbles | |
| You know it' s not runny, | |
| It' s big thick sh t | |
| And she' s got drool | |
| This sh t had legs, | |
| I don' t know what the f ck it was | |
| It was nothing but | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| So she' s not looking very well, | |
| We' ve established that, right nbsp? | |
| So she looks at me and says | |
| " Stevie..... I feel sick. I gotta go home now." | |
| And she THREW UP all over the floor | |
| It was disgusting | |
| It smelled really, really bad | |
| It smelled like.... it smelled like puke | |
| Only puke smells like puke | |
| You can have farts that don' t smell like puke | |
| Nothing smells like puke but real puke | |
| The sh t was steamin | |
| It was on my carpet | |
| I was there just to have a good time with the lady | |
| I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet | |
| In a steaming heap of puke | |
| I' m sorry, I was PISSED | |
| So I looked at her, and I said | |
| " You.... no good for nuthin | |
| Fuzzy headed, bigeyed | |
| Boogernosed, blowme lips | |
| Doublechin, flat chested, hairy back, | |
| Big fat hairy a " | |
| She had crowbar black pubic hair | |
| And she had cellulitic legs | |
| And she did NOT shave her legs, | |
| So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em | |
| To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em, | |
| She had big feet like Bozo the Clown | |
| Oh she weebled but she won' t fall down | |
| I said " You get your teary, snotty, droolin, | |
| F ckin hairy a outta my home you | |
| Whorebag pig bitch nbsp!" | |
| What would you do nbsp? | |
| What would YOU do nbsp? | |
| I said " Go outside and do that" | |
| I don' t need this | |
| I' ll go to the Geisha house | |
| Find a real whore | |
| Quit throwing up | |
| Sh t stinks | |
| Just stop it | |
| And I said... | |
| Don' t tell me no | |
| Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Don' t tell me no | |
| Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| And she threw up AGAIN nbsp!! | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I lubricate your lips? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I sink your battleship nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
| I know you got no place to go | |
| I need your love | |
| I want my share | |
| Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
| Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| A | |
| E | |
| Lick me | |
| O | |
| A | |
| E | |
| I | |
| O | |
| U |
| zuò cí : Chalfant, Forsythe, Purnell ... | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I look into your eyes nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I dance between your thighs | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I twist and pull your hair nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I carry you upstairs nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
| I know you got no place to go | |
| I need your love | |
| I want my share | |
| Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
| Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| sssssshhhhhh...... | |
| imitating Elmer Fudd | |
| Be veeewy veeewy qwiet... | |
| It' s woman season | |
| I' m woman huntin | |
| hahahahahahahaha | |
| Every time I go woman huntin | |
| It always seems to blow up in my face | |
| See, I don' t always get the things I want | |
| But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding, | |
| beautiful, rich, c cksucking nymphomaniac | |
| would be nice every now and then nbsp! | |
| Hey, I' m a nice guy | |
| I bathe | |
| Sure I got blue balls, so what | |
| Doesn' t make me a bad person | |
| Oh you know this nbsp? | |
| One example, | |
| The girl that walked out on me on New Year' s Eve | |
| Well she came back last night and she said | |
| " I don' t have to go home tonight" | |
| I said " alright" | |
| So once again, | |
| I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin | |
| And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle, | |
| Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels | |
| I had TWO left, | |
| Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams | |
| Now, once again, | |
| She drinks my beer, | |
| She drinks my whiskey | |
| She does my quualudes | |
| Five in the morning comes, | |
| Note: Five has come, | |
| Steve has yet to come | |
| Five in the morning comes | |
| And this girl looks at me | |
| In a most peculiar way | |
| She is not looking very well | |
| From her eyes come these | |
| big, big, big, big tears | |
| Rolling all over her face | |
| Down into her chest and | |
| Into her underwear | |
| And she' s got those big green snot bubbles | |
| You know it' s not runny, | |
| It' s big thick sh t | |
| And she' s got drool | |
| This sh t had legs, | |
| I don' t know what the f ck it was | |
| It was nothing but | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my nbsp! | |
| So she' s not looking very well, | |
| We' ve established that, right nbsp? | |
| So she looks at me and says | |
| " Stevie..... I feel sick. I gotta go home now." | |
| And she THREW UP all over the floor | |
| It was disgusting | |
| It smelled really, really bad | |
| It smelled like.... it smelled like puke | |
| Only puke smells like puke | |
| You can have farts that don' t smell like puke | |
| Nothing smells like puke but real puke | |
| The sh t was steamin | |
| It was on my carpet | |
| I was there just to have a good time with the lady | |
| I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet | |
| In a steaming heap of puke | |
| I' m sorry, I was PISSED | |
| So I looked at her, and I said | |
| " You.... no good for nuthin | |
| Fuzzy headed, bigeyed | |
| Boogernosed, blowme lips | |
| Doublechin, flat chested, hairy back, | |
| Big fat hairy a " | |
| She had crowbar black pubic hair | |
| And she had cellulitic legs | |
| And she did NOT shave her legs, | |
| So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em | |
| To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch ' em, | |
| She had big feet like Bozo the Clown | |
| Oh she weebled but she won' t fall down | |
| I said " You get your teary, snotty, droolin, | |
| F ckin hairy a outta my home you | |
| Whorebag pig bitch nbsp!" | |
| What would you do nbsp? | |
| What would YOU do nbsp? | |
| I said " Go outside and do that" | |
| I don' t need this | |
| I' ll go to the Geisha house | |
| Find a real whore | |
| Quit throwing up | |
| Sh t stinks | |
| Just stop it | |
| And I said... | |
| Don' t tell me no | |
| Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Don' t tell me no | |
| Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| And she threw up AGAIN nbsp!! | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I lubricate your lips? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| Tell me, tell me that | |
| Can I sink your battleship nbsp? | |
| Can' t ya hear me say nbsp? | |
| I know I ain' t a Romeo | |
| I know you got no place to go | |
| I need your love | |
| I want my share | |
| Well nuhuh, and nonono | |
| Tell me uhhuh, and yeah yeah yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| Oh oh oh oh, | |
| Tell me yeah yeah yeah | |
| A | |
| E | |
| Lick me | |
| O | |
| A | |
| E | |
| I | |
| O | |
| U |