| Song | A Case of Evacuation |
| Artist | JR Ewing |
| Album | Perfect Drama |
| Being broke is probably the best luxury | |
| And burning holes through pockets | |
| Would make a beautiful drama-scene | |
| And set yourself to conform | |
| Or lose the race to rats | |
| (that is probably the best luxury you'll ever have) | |
| You are their customed choice of a screwed generation |