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I've never ever been to Black Pool beach |
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in a giant peach |
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My arms don't reach |
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I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad |
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and it's driven me mad |
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Ohhh |
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I've never ever seen a fired punk |
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or an interesting drunk |
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who's drunk all he can sunk |
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I've never ever ate a healthy meal |
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cause there so is a deal |
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to convenient to be |
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I've never ever been to Morgan Bay for a holiday |
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I'll go when I'm old and grey |
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I hardly ever leave the end of my road |
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I never answer my phone |
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I push before the dial tone |
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I scream at television more than I can |
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I'm an armchair man |
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I call myself a fan |
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I need to get me some of that fresh egg |
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'fore I lose my head |
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and I start complaining it's unfair |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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I've never ever been to Black Pool beach |
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in a giant peach |
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My arms don't reach |
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I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad |
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and it's driven me mad |
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Ohhh |
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I've never ever seen a fired punk |
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or an interesting drunk |
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who's drunk all he can sunk |
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I've never ever ate a healthy meal |
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cause there so is a deal |
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to convenient to be |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |
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Look around you look around me |