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| [00:02.77] | “儿子，妈妈盼星星盼月亮终于盼到你考起了临沧市一中” |
| [00:07.82] | 嗯 |
| [00:12.33] | “临沧市一中，妈妈认得呢，听说高校长相当厉害，管理相当严，培养了好多好多的名牌大学生，你进去么就有出路了。” |
| [00:19.51] | 嗯 |
| [00:23.57] | “你去到那里要听老师话，要好好学的啊！” |
| [00:24.94] | 呵呵，呵呵呵呵呵呵…… |
| [00:39.48] | 市一中，走在一二栋的路上 |
| [00:43.53] | 很多漂亮的姑娘 |
| [00:46.24] | 吃米线要去一号食堂 |
| [00:48.65] | 超市后的奥迪真是棒 |
| [00:51.50] | 有湖，也有河 |
| [00:54.61] | 耗子野猫全在宿舍 |
| [00:57.41] | 学校里有KTV和网吧 |
| [01:00.35] | 您不知道了吧 |
| [01:03.37] | 我留校住在宿舍，他走读住在出租屋 |
| [01:06.35] | 在这儿混了三年所以咱对市一中很熟 |
| [01:09.37] | 学校门口站着几个抽着烟的保安 |
| [01:12.31] | 再往前走不到十米就是一些水果摊 |
| [01:15.31] | 夜里上长明灯，去教师食堂吃晚点 |
| [01:18.27] | 白天想吃砂锅饭，可没钱去刷卡 |
| [01:21.27] | 除了读书睡觉TM根本干不了别的 |
| [01:24.22] | 第二天起床外面有宿管在吹哨子呢 |
| [01:27.78] | 炒牛肉从三块五，涨到五块了 |
| [01:30.18] | 饭菜越来越操蛋，免费汤最难喝 |
| [01:33.23] | 进了校园超市，就来碗方便面 |
| [01:36.23] | 面包饼干鸡大腿，太多选择我的天 |
| [01:39.19] | 没时间逛假山，体验大自然 |
| [01:42.18] | 只能把河边小树林当作西门公园 |
| [01:45.15] | 我民中有一朋友，区一中有个妞 |
| [01:48.16] | 星期天出了校门咱都往城里走 |
| [01:51.16] | 市一中，写着诚则成的石头 |
| [01:54.95] | 以前就在学校门口 |
| [01:57.15] | 伟大领袖他叫老高 |
| [02:00.47] | 谈恋爱小心被人举报 |
| [02:03.07] | 冬天不穿衣服冷 |
| [02:06.27] | 手机被砸可别心疼 |
| [02:09.87] | 米干卷五块儿一袋 |
| [02:12.02] | 现在知道了吧 |
| [02:15.04] | 网球场接外卖，我锅炉房接热水 |
| [02:18.20] | 周考月考期中考，试卷满天飞 |
| [02:20.95] | 行政楼有KTV，叫做职工之家 |
| [02:23.91] | 图书馆一楼大宿舍，以前是个网吧 |
| [02:26.97] | 四六栋走廊围着围栏根本没有路 |
| [02:30.02] | 学校环境非常美，到处都是绿树 |
| [02:32.96] | 超市往右走两步，校园医务室 |
| [02:35.88] | 给你签个假条让你出去外边治 |
| [02:38.96] | 教师食堂公寓，内部人吃住 |
| [02:42.00] | 汽车出门一直左转上高速公路 |
| [02:44.79] | 衡水卷最难做，考出男人味 |
| [02:47.90] | 金太阳数量最多，照亮学弟学妹 |
| [02:50.86] | 打篮球禁止灌篮还是全透明篮板 |
| [02:53.87] | 想要看点杂志，去那二楼图书馆 |
| [02:56.82] | 要是犯了错误，登上升旗台 |
| [02:59.83] | 这就是临沧市一中要考清华就快来 |
| [03:02.83] | 市一中，走在一二栋的路上 |
| [03:06.09] | 很多漂亮的姑娘 |
| [03:08.75] | 吃米线要去一号食堂 |
| [03:11.76] | 超市后的奥迪真是棒 |
| [03:15.56] | 有湖，也有河 |
| [03:18.51] | 耗子野猫全在宿舍 |
| [03:20.94] | 学校里有KTV和网吧 |
| [03:24.44] | 您不知道了吧 |
| [03:27.46] | 市一中，写着诚则成的石头 |
| [03:29.66] | 以前就在学校门口 |
| [03:32.66] | 伟大领袖他叫老高 |
| [03:36.37] | 谈恋爱小心被人举报 |
| [03:38.63] | 冬天不穿衣服冷 |
| [03:41.68] | 手机被砸可别心疼 |
| [03:44.58] | 米干卷五块儿一袋 |
| [03:47.64] | 现在知道了吧 |
| [03:55.85] | 儿子，市一中好不好玩？ |
| [03:58.00] | 呵呵 |
| [03:59.45] | 有没有小姑娘喜欢你 |
| [04:00.56] | 呵呵 |
| [04:03.16] | 要好好学习的啊！ |
| [04:04.46] | 呵呵呵呵呵呵…… |
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| [00:02.77] | " er zi, ma ma pan xing xing pan yue liang zhong yu pan dao ni kao qi le lin cang shi yi zhong" |
| [00:07.82] | |
| [00:12.33] | " lin cang shi yi zhong, ma ma ren de ne, ting shuo gao xiao zhang xiang dang li hai, guan li xiang dang yan, pei yang le hao duo hao duo de ming pai da xue sheng, ni jin qu me jiu you chu lu le." |
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| [00:23.57] | " ni qu dao na li yao ting lao shi hua, yao hao hao xue de a!" |
| [00:24.94] | he he, he he he he he he |
| [00:39.48] | shi yi zhong, zou zai yi er dong de lu shang |
| [00:43.53] | hen duo piao liang de gu niang |
| [00:46.24] | chi mi xian yao qu yi hao shi tang |
| [00:48.65] | chao shi hou de ao di zhen shi bang |
| [00:51.50] | you hu, ye you he |
| [00:54.61] | hao zi ye mao quan zai su she |
| [00:57.41] | xue xiao li you KTV he wang ba |
| [01:00.35] | nin bu zhi dao le ba |
| [01:03.37] | wo liu xiao zhu zai su she, ta zou du zhu zai chu zu wu |
| [01:06.35] | zai zhe er hun le san nian suo yi zan dui shi yi zhong hen shu |
| [01:09.37] | xue xiao men kou zhan zhe ji ge chou zhe yan de bao an |
| [01:12.31] | zai wang qian zou bu dao shi mi jiu shi yi xie shui guo tan |
| [01:15.31] | ye li shang chang ming deng, qu jiao shi shi tang chi wan dian |
| [01:18.27] | bai tian xiang chi sha guo fan, ke mei qian qu shua ka |
| [01:21.27] | chu le du shu shui jiao TM gen ben gan bu liao bie de |
| [01:24.22] | di er tian qi chuang wai mian you su guan zai chui shao zi ne |
| [01:27.78] | chao niu rou cong san kuai wu, zhang dao wu kuai le |
| [01:30.18] | fan cai yue lai yue cao dan, mian fei tang zui nan he |
| [01:33.23] | jin le xiao yuan chao shi, jiu lai wan fang bian mian |
| [01:36.23] | mian bao bing gan ji da tui, tai duo xuan ze wo de tian |
| [01:39.19] | mei shi jian guang jia shan, ti yan da zi ran |
| [01:42.18] | zhi neng ba he bian xiao shu lin dang zuo xi men gong yuan |
| [01:45.15] | wo min zhong you yi peng you, qu yi zhong you ge niu |
| [01:48.16] | xing qi tian chu le xiao men zan dou wang cheng li zou |
| [01:51.16] | shi yi zhong, xie zhe cheng ze cheng de shi tou |
| [01:54.95] | yi qian jiu zai xue xiao men kou |
| [01:57.15] | wei da ling xiu ta jiao lao gao |
| [02:00.47] | tan lian ai xiao xin bei ren ju bao |
| [02:03.07] | dong tian bu chuan yi fu leng |
| [02:06.27] | shou ji bei za ke bie xin teng |
| [02:09.87] | mi gan juan wu kuai er yi dai |
| [02:12.02] | xian zai zhi dao le ba |
| [02:15.04] | wang qiu chang jie wai mai, wo guo lu fang jie re shui |
| [02:18.20] | zhou kao yue kao qi zhong kao, shi juan man tian fei |
| [02:20.95] | xing zheng lou you KTV, jiao zuo zhi gong zhi jia |
| [02:23.91] | tu shu guan yi lou da su she, yi qian shi ge wang ba |
| [02:26.97] | si liu dong zou lang wei zhe wei lan gen ben mei you lu |
| [02:30.02] | xue xiao huan jing fei chang mei, dao chu dou shi lv shu |
| [02:32.96] | chao shi wang you zou liang bu, xiao yuan yi wu shi |
| [02:35.88] | gei ni qian ge jia tiao rang ni chu qu wai bian zhi |
| [02:38.96] | jiao shi shi tang gong yu, nei bu ren chi zhu |
| [02:42.00] | qi che chu men yi zhi zuo zhuan shang gao su gong lu |
| [02:44.79] | heng shui juan zui nan zuo, kao chu nan ren wei |
| [02:47.90] | jin tai yang shu liang zui duo, zhao liang xue di xue mei |
| [02:50.86] | da lan qiu jin zhi guan lan hai shi quan tou ming lan ban |
| [02:53.87] | xiang yao kan dian za zhi, qu na er lou tu shu guan |
| [02:56.82] | yao shi fan le cuo wu, deng shang sheng qi tai |
| [02:59.83] | zhe jiu shi lin cang shi yi zhong yao kao qing hua jiu kuai lai |
| [03:02.83] | shi yi zhong, zou zai yi er dong de lu shang |
| [03:06.09] | hen duo piao liang de gu niang |
| [03:08.75] | chi mi xian yao qu yi hao shi tang |
| [03:11.76] | chao shi hou de ao di zhen shi bang |
| [03:15.56] | you hu, ye you he |
| [03:18.51] | hao zi ye mao quan zai su she |
| [03:20.94] | xue xiao li you KTV he wang ba |
| [03:24.44] | nin bu zhi dao le ba |
| [03:27.46] | shi yi zhong, xie zhe cheng ze cheng de shi tou |
| [03:29.66] | yi qian jiu zai xue xiao men kou |
| [03:32.66] | wei da ling xiu ta jiao lao gao |
| [03:36.37] | tan lian ai xiao xin bei ren ju bao |
| [03:38.63] | dong tian bu chuan yi fu leng |
| [03:41.68] | shou ji bei za ke bie xin teng |
| [03:44.58] | mi gan juan wu kuai er yi dai |
| [03:47.64] | xian zai zhi dao le ba |
| [03:55.85] | er zi, shi yi zhong hao bu hao wan? |
| [03:58.00] | he he |
| [03:59.45] | you mei you xiao gu niang xi huan ni |
| [04:00.56] | he he |
| [04:03.16] | yao hao hao xue xi de a! |
| [04:04.46] | he he he he he he |
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| [00:02.77] | " ér zi, mā mā pàn xīng xīng pàn yuè liàng zhōng yú pàn dào nǐ kǎo qǐ le lín cāng shì yī zhōng" |
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| [00:12.33] | " lín cāng shì yī zhōng, mā mā rèn de ne, tīng shuō gāo xiào zhǎng xiàng dāng lì hài, guǎn lǐ xiāng dāng yán, péi yǎng le hǎo duō hǎo duō de míng pái dà xué shēng, nǐ jìn qù me jiù yǒu chū lù le." |
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| [00:23.57] | " nǐ qù dào nà lǐ yào tīng lǎo shī huà, yāo hǎo hào xué de a!" |
| [00:24.94] | hē hē, hē hē hē hē hē hē |
| [00:39.48] | shì yī zhōng, zǒu zài yī èr dòng de lù shàng |
| [00:43.53] | hěn duō piào liàng de gū niáng |
| [00:46.24] | chī mǐ xiàn yào qù yī hào shí táng |
| [00:48.65] | chāo shì hòu de ào dí zhēn shì bàng |
| [00:51.50] | yǒu hú, yě yǒu hé |
| [00:54.61] | hào zǐ yě māo quán zài sù shè |
| [00:57.41] | xué xiào lǐ yǒu KTV hé wǎng bā |
| [01:00.35] | nín bù zhī dào le ba |
| [01:03.37] | wǒ liú xiào zhù zài sù shè, tā zǒu dú zhù zài chū zū wū |
| [01:06.35] | zài zhè ér hùn le sān nián suǒ yǐ zán duì shì yī zhōng hěn shú |
| [01:09.37] | xué xiào mén kǒu zhàn zhe jǐ gè chōu zhe yān de bǎo ān |
| [01:12.31] | zài wǎng qián zǒu bú dào shí mǐ jiù shì yī xiē shuǐ guǒ tān |
| [01:15.31] | yè lǐ shàng cháng míng dēng, qù jiào shī shí táng chī wǎn diǎn |
| [01:18.27] | bái tiān xiǎng chī shā guō fàn, kě méi qián qù shuā kǎ |
| [01:21.27] | chú le dú shū shuì jiào TM gēn běn gàn bù liǎo bié de |
| [01:24.22] | dì èr tiān qǐ chuáng wài miàn yǒu sù guǎn zài chuī shào zi ne |
| [01:27.78] | chǎo niú ròu cóng sān kuài wǔ, zhǎng dào wǔ kuài le |
| [01:30.18] | fàn cài yuè lái yuè cāo dàn, miǎn fèi tāng zuì nán hē |
| [01:33.23] | jìn le xiào yuán chāo shì, jiù lái wǎn fāng biàn miàn |
| [01:36.23] | miàn bāo bǐng gān jī dà tuǐ, tài duō xuǎn zé wǒ de tiān |
| [01:39.19] | méi shí jiān guàng jiǎ shān, tǐ yàn dà zì rán |
| [01:42.18] | zhǐ néng bǎ hé biān xiǎo shù lín dàng zuò xī mén gōng yuán |
| [01:45.15] | wǒ mín zhōng yǒu yī péng yǒu, qū yī zhōng yǒu gè niū |
| [01:48.16] | xīng qī tiān chū le xiào mén zán dōu wǎng chéng lǐ zǒu |
| [01:51.16] | shì yī zhōng, xiě zhe chéng zé chéng de shí tou |
| [01:54.95] | yǐ qián jiù zài xué xiào mén kǒu |
| [01:57.15] | wěi dà lǐng xiù tā jiào lǎo gāo |
| [02:00.47] | tán liàn ài xiǎo xīn bèi rén jǔ bào |
| [02:03.07] | dōng tiān bù chuān yī fu lěng |
| [02:06.27] | shǒu jī bèi zá kě bié xīn téng |
| [02:09.87] | mǐ gàn juǎn wǔ kuài ér yī dài |
| [02:12.02] | xiàn zài zhī dào le ba |
| [02:15.04] | wǎng qiú chǎng jiē wài mài, wǒ guō lú fáng jiē rè shuǐ |
| [02:18.20] | zhōu kǎo yuè kǎo qī zhōng kǎo, shì juàn mǎn tiān fēi |
| [02:20.95] | xíng zhèng lóu yǒu KTV, jiào zuò zhí gōng zhī jiā |
| [02:23.91] | tú shū guǎn yī lóu dà sù shè, yǐ qián shì gè wǎng bā |
| [02:26.97] | sì liù dòng zǒu láng wéi zhe wéi lán gēn běn méi yǒu lù |
| [02:30.02] | xué xiào huán jìng fēi cháng měi, dào chù dōu shì lǜ shù |
| [02:32.96] | chāo shì wǎng yòu zǒu liǎng bù, xiào yuán yī wù shì |
| [02:35.88] | gěi nǐ qiān gè jià tiáo ràng nǐ chū qù wài biān zhì |
| [02:38.96] | jiào shī shí táng gōng yù, nèi bù rén chī zhù |
| [02:42.00] | qì chē chū mén yī zhí zuǒ zhuǎn shàng gāo sù gōng lù |
| [02:44.79] | héng shuǐ juǎn zuì nán zuò, kǎo chū nán rén wèi |
| [02:47.90] | jīn tài yáng shù liàng zuì duō, zhào liàng xué dì xué mèi |
| [02:50.86] | dǎ lán qiú jìn zhǐ guàn lán hái shì quán tòu míng lán bǎn |
| [02:53.87] | xiǎng yào kàn diǎn zá zhì, qù nà èr lóu tú shū guǎn |
| [02:56.82] | yào shì fàn le cuò wù, dēng shàng shēng qí tái |
| [02:59.83] | zhè jiù shì lín cāng shì yī zhōng yào kǎo qīng huá jiù kuài lái |
| [03:02.83] | shì yī zhōng, zǒu zài yī èr dòng de lù shàng |
| [03:06.09] | hěn duō piào liàng de gū niáng |
| [03:08.75] | chī mǐ xiàn yào qù yī hào shí táng |
| [03:11.76] | chāo shì hòu de ào dí zhēn shì bàng |
| [03:15.56] | yǒu hú, yě yǒu hé |
| [03:18.51] | hào zǐ yě māo quán zài sù shè |
| [03:20.94] | xué xiào lǐ yǒu KTV hé wǎng bā |
| [03:24.44] | nín bù zhī dào le ba |
| [03:27.46] | shì yī zhōng, xiě zhe chéng zé chéng de shí tou |
| [03:29.66] | yǐ qián jiù zài xué xiào mén kǒu |
| [03:32.66] | wěi dà lǐng xiù tā jiào lǎo gāo |
| [03:36.37] | tán liàn ài xiǎo xīn bèi rén jǔ bào |
| [03:38.63] | dōng tiān bù chuān yī fu lěng |
| [03:41.68] | shǒu jī bèi zá kě bié xīn téng |
| [03:44.58] | mǐ gàn juǎn wǔ kuài ér yī dài |
| [03:47.64] | xiàn zài zhī dào le ba |
| [03:55.85] | ér zi, shì yī zhōng hǎo bù hǎo wán? |
| [03:58.00] | hē hē |
| [03:59.45] | yǒu méi yǒu xiǎo gū niáng xǐ huān nǐ |
| [04:00.56] | hē hē |
| [04:03.16] | yāo hǎo hào xué xí de a! |
| [04:04.46] | hē hē hē hē hē hē |
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