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We interrupt this program with a special bulletin: |
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America is now under marshal law. |
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All constitutional rights have been suspended. |
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Stay in your homes. |
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Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agents or attorneys. |
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Shut up. |
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Do not attempt to think or depression may occur. |
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Stay in your homes. |
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Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work. |
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Anyone caught outside of gates of their surveillance sectors after curfew |
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will be shot. |
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Remain calm, do not panic. |
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Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. |
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Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine examples |
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will be shot. |
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Stay in your homes, remain calm. |
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The number one enemy of progress is question. |
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National security is more important than individual will. |
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All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal. |
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No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission. |
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Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor. |
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Shut up, be happy. |
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Obey all orders without question. |
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The comfort you demanded is now mandatory. |
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Be happy. |
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At last, everything is done for you. |
