[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 左小祖咒 |
[00:01.00] | 作词 : 左小祖咒 |
[00:27.440] | 孔老二 他给我管过帐 |
[00:33.050] | 张天师 他给我看菜园来 |
[00:38.650] | 王母娘娘来做饭 |
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[00:43.870] | 九天仙女给我当丫鬟 |
[00:49.030] | 我本是老天爷他干爹 |
[00:54.450] | 你看我体面不体面啊 |
[00:59.690] | 说个啥 人定胜天 天不尿我 |
[01:07.330] | 我尿天啊 |
[01:32.090] | 艾未未时我的小毛驴 |
[01:37.470] | 章子怡是我的小媳妇儿 |
[01:42.940] | 左小咒他是个把门虎 |
[01:48.260] | 韩寒当不了小白脸 |
[01:53.710] | 我本是老天爷他干爹 |
[01:59.500] | 你看我体面不体面啊 |
[02:04.500] | 说个啥 人定胜天 |
[02:10.130] | 天不尿我 我尿天啊 |
[02:38.420] | 好了好了 算我寂寞好了 |
[02:43.700] | 今天我的人生已经到了到了 |
[02:48.930] | 令人不可思议的 难以置信的 |
[02:55.030] | 我想对这个国家负责 |
[03:00.580] | 真的真的不是吹牛 这是属于你们的地方 |
[03:11.140] | 我本是老天爷他干爹 |
[03:16.920] | 你看我体面不体面啊 over…… |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : zuo xiao zu zhou |
[00:01.00] | zuo ci : zuo xiao zu zhou |
[00:27.440] | kong lao er ta gei wo guan guo zhang |
[00:33.050] | zhang tian shi ta gei wo kan cai yuan lai |
[00:38.650] | wang mu niang niang lai zuo fan |
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[00:43.870] | jiu tian xian nv gei wo dang ya huan |
[00:49.030] | wo ben shi lao tian ye ta gan die |
[00:54.450] | ni kan wo ti mian bu ti mian a |
[00:59.690] | shuo ge sha ren ding sheng tian tian bu niao wo |
[01:07.330] | wo niao tian a |
[01:32.090] | ai wei wei shi wo de xiao mao lv |
[01:37.470] | zhang zi yi shi wo de xiao xi fu r |
[01:42.940] | zuo xiao zhou ta shi ge ba men hu |
[01:48.260] | han han dang bu liao xiao bai lian |
[01:53.710] | wo ben shi lao tian ye ta gan die |
[01:59.500] | ni kan wo ti mian bu ti mian a |
[02:04.500] | shuo ge sha ren ding sheng tian |
[02:10.130] | tian bu niao wo wo niao tian a |
[02:38.420] | hao le hao le suan wo ji mo hao le |
[02:43.700] | jin tian wo de ren sheng yi jing dao le dao le |
[02:48.930] | ling ren bu ke si yi de nan yi zhi xin de |
[02:55.030] | wo xiang dui zhe ge guo jia fu ze |
[03:00.580] | zhen di zhen de bu shi chui niu zhe shi shu yu ni men de di fang |
[03:11.140] | wo ben shi lao tian ye ta gan die |
[03:16.920] | ni kan wo ti mian bu ti mian a over |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu |
[00:01.00] | zuò cí : zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu |
[00:27.440] | kǒng lǎo èr tā gěi wǒ guǎn guò zhàng |
[00:33.050] | zhāng tiān shī tā gěi wǒ kàn cài yuán lái |
[00:38.650] | wáng mǔ niáng niáng lái zuò fàn |
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[00:43.870] | jiǔ tiān xiān nǚ gěi wǒ dāng yā huán |
[00:49.030] | wǒ běn shì lǎo tiān yé tā gān diē |
[00:54.450] | nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn bù tǐ miàn a |
[00:59.690] | shuō gè shà rén dìng shèng tiān tiān bù niào wǒ |
[01:07.330] | wǒ niào tiān a |
[01:32.090] | ài wèi wèi shí wǒ de xiǎo máo lǘ |
[01:37.470] | zhāng zǐ yí shì wǒ de xiǎo xí fu r |
[01:42.940] | zuǒ xiǎo zhòu tā shì gè bǎ mén hǔ |
[01:48.260] | hán hán dāng bù liǎo xiǎo bái liǎn |
[01:53.710] | wǒ běn shì lǎo tiān yé tā gān diē |
[01:59.500] | nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn bù tǐ miàn a |
[02:04.500] | shuō gè shà rén dìng shèng tiān |
[02:10.130] | tiān bù niào wǒ wǒ niào tiān a |
[02:38.420] | hǎo le hǎo le suàn wǒ jì mò hǎo le |
[02:43.700] | jīn tiān wǒ de rén shēng yǐ jīng dào le dào le |
[02:48.930] | lìng rén bù kě sī yì de nán yǐ zhì xìn de |
[02:55.030] | wǒ xiǎng duì zhè gè guó jiā fù zé |
[03:00.580] | zhēn dí zhēn de bú shì chuī niú zhè shì shǔ yú nǐ men de dì fāng |
[03:11.140] | wǒ běn shì lǎo tiān yé tā gān diē |
[03:16.920] | nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn bù tǐ miàn a over |