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Thrown out from a party because I was too loud |
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Touching tits, throwing up and falling all around |
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I wasn't really welcome, so I punched the host |
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Insulted all the other until they broke my nose |
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Too drunk to feel my bleeding nose I leaned against the church |
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I though: "the wine they store here surely would be nice to ease my thirst" |
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Said and done, I smashed a window by falling through the glass |
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Suddenly I was inside and I almost broke my ass |
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Saturday night, my tounge is too dry |
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Becoming sober now isn't normal for a men |
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Saturday's not over, not meant to get sober |
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But with some wine I can be myself again |
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At last I found the bottles, every inch of me screamed "Thirst" |
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I drank and drank until I dropped, I was about to burst |
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The liquid has repaired me, all injuries was cured |
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I'm gonna cause some damage here, let's hope they're not insured |
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My stomach felt explosive, I pulled my trowsers down |
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I laughed and shit a long one upon the priest's gown |
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The bible comes in handy when it's time to wipe |
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Then I push the shitty paper down the organ pipes, ha ha! |
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On the Sunday meeting, when the organist shall play |
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You'll cover your noses to avoid the stench and run away |
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And when you come to babtise your ugly little daughter |
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You'll find my vomits floating in the holy water, ha ha ha ha ha!!! |
