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There's a wedding in the chapel |
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And the bride is oh so happy |
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And daddy's got a shotgun in his hand |
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The groom is sweatin' bullets |
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As the priest steps to the pulpit |
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He's about to make this boy into a man |
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Sweet Jesus in the garden |
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Can you grant this boy a pardon |
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For it's true, he really don't know what he's done? |
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Better lock the church door tight' |
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Cause at the slightest crack of light |
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That boy is gonna hit the ground and run |
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He's gonna run he's gonna fly |
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He's out the door and down street |
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And he won't say goodbye |
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Diapers and diatribes |
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Of her daddy on the rum |
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That boy is gonna hit the ground and run |
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Was it the rubbing or the tugging? |
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Put a bun in |
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Nancy's oven |
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She's praying she's not starting to show |
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But the wedding set for |
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AprilAnd she's known since |
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NovemberShe ain't got hells chance of a ball of snow |
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What in the |
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Lords name was he thinking |
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You can't blame this all on drinking |
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You can count the family teeth upon one hand |
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By midnight he was muddled |
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For Her gene pool is a puddle |
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That boy might be the daddy of his old man |