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Uncle Ricky could u read us a bed time story please o please |
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Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book |
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Here we go |
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Slam the Impala door and want do ya see |
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Some niggas hangin on the fence lookin at me |
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I had phat red laces in my Addidas |
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Big chain around my neck like Mar-di Gras |
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So I stepped up to them "Is there a problem here " |
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One nigga lifts his shirt then yells out "yeah" |
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So I turned around quickly and jumped in my car |
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I was about to hit the switch then I thought like "nahh" |
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So I reached under my seat and I grabbed my shit |
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It was a chrome four-five with the kung-fu grip |
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Stuffed it inside my dickies as I jumped out the car |
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Kept my hand on the trigger as I walked to the store |
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One nigga walks in then here comes two |
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"What did you do " |
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"I shot" |
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"Are you crazy fool " |
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One nigga hit the ground then the other two scrammed |
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Now the cops are outside |
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Well I'll be damned |
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It was 7:15 on my rolex watch |
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And I can't do the time that my Rolex got |
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And like the hands on the clock I went this way thatta way |
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Ran around the corner and that's when I threw my gat away |
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And Impala passes its my homeboy Clyde |
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He gave me the hand signal so I jumped in his ride |
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It was a clean six fo orignal inside |
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With no key in the ignition |
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"Where'd you get this Clyde " |
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Nevermind I'm out it's a stolen whip |
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And I'm already runnin from the cops and shit |
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So I hopped out the car like the dukes of hazard |
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Then Clyde yells out "you stupid bastard " |
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So I'm runnin though traffic and I almost get hit |
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I lost one of my shoes its my airforce shit |
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I'm haulin down the street with one shoe on |
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Walked straight into some niggas with all blue on |
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I only ran 30 blocks how I end up in Long Beach |
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Cause in California the gangs in arms reach |
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He seen my red strings so he punched and caught me |
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So I knocked his ass out and took his boy out his Barklys |
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I ain't seen these since '92 |
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I'm feelin like a "Bad Boy" without the shiny suit |
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Hear the cops come shit so I dash behind a Honda |
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Look who's here my baby momma's friend Ronda |
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In the car kissin on this dope deala Chris |
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Little did he know he was suckin my dick |
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I start bangin on the window I don't mean to disturb |
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But chris can you drop me off downtown on third |
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He said sure waddup game hop in |
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He was bangin slick rick then I got an idea |
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Before we get to third drop me off right here |
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So I can walk inside the mall and cop some new gear |
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As I walked into the store they could see I was in a rush |
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So they bought me some jeans a t shirt and fresh chucks |
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Walked out the store looked left oh no |
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Ran back in the store here comes the 5-0 |
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So I ran real quick made a move to the back |
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And knocked a cute bitch into a polo rack |
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"sorry" jumped over her and fled to the back door |
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Then I kicked the shit open you won't believe who I saw |
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Its chris in handcuffs pointin at me |
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And the cops made him chase me before they let Chris free |
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One cop tried to grab me and the other one missed |
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I got away with more time and they both got pissed |
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Ran straight out the mall spotted this blue coupe |
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'Dogg pound' on the plates that's gotta be snoop |
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So I ran up the car and said yo snoop |
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The cops got me on the run "need a ride nephew " |
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Hell yeah big Snoop little homie hop in |
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He dropped me off in compton that's when my story ends |
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Now this ain't funny so don't you dare laugh |
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This another story about the wrong path |
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I had a big day so I reclined my seat |
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It was a 20 minute ride to the C P T |
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Walked straight up to the house pulled out my key |
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Opened the door Its my girl playin Biz Markie |
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"Oh you you got what I neeeeeeeeeed" |