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Finch: Mr. Twimble, you've been with this company a long time, |
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haven't you? |
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Mr. Twimble: Long, long time |
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Just last month, that became a quarter of a century now |
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Finch: That's beautiful! Gee...a quarter of a century |
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And how long have you been in the male room? |
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Mr.Twimble: 25 years |
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Yep, it takes a combination of skill, diplomacy |
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and bold caution! |
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(with music) |
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MR. TWIMBLE: When I joined this firm |
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As a brash young man. |
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Well I said to myself: now brash young man. |
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Don't get any ideas. |
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Well, I stuck to that |
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And haven't had one in years. |
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FINCH: You play it safe! |
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MR. TWIMBLE: I play it the company way. |
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Wherever the company puts me |
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There I'll stay. |
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FINCH: But what's your point of view? |
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MR. TWIMBLE: I have no point of view! |
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FINCH: Supposing the company thinks that... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: I think so too! |
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FINCH: Now, what would you say... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: I wouldn't say! |
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FINCH: Your face is a company face... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: It smiles at executives |
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then goes back in place! |
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FINCH: The company furniture... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: always suits me fine! |
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FINCH: The company letterhead is.. |
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MR. TWIMBLE: A Valentine! |
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FINCH: Is there anything you're against? |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Unemployment! |
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FINCH: When they want brilliant thinking from employees... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: That is no concern of mine. |
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FINCH: Suppose a man of genius makes suggestions.... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Watch that genius get suggested to resign? |
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FINCH: So, You play it the company way. |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Oh, company policy is by me ok. |
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FINCH: You'll never rise up to the top... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: But there's one thing clear, |
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Whoever the company fires |
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I will still be here! |
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FINCH: You certainly found a home. |
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MR. TWIMBLE: It's cozy... |
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FINCH: Your brain is a company brain. |
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MR. TWIMBLE: The company washed it, |
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Now I can't complain. |
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FINCH: The company magazine... |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Boy! What style, what punch |
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FINCH: The company restaurant! |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Ev'ry day same lunch. |
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Their hattock sandwich, it's delicious. |
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FINCH: I must try it! |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Early in the week. |
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FINCH: Do you have any hobbies? |
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MR. TWIMBLE: I've a hobby, |
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I play gin with Mr. Bratt. |
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FINCH: And do you play it nicely? |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Play it nicely, |
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still he blitzes me in every game like that! |
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FINCH: Why? |
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MR. TWIMBLE: 'Cause I play it the company way. |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Executive policy is by me ok. |
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FINCH: But how can you get anywhere? |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Junior have no fear. |
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Whoever the company fires |
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I will still be here. |
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FINCH: You will still be here. |
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MR. TWIMBLE: Year, after year, after fiscal, |
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BOTH: Never take a risko. |
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Yeeeear! |