| So we started in the cornfield | |
| And I know we did not slack | |
| We got everything in order | |
| But we forgot to bring the bucket back | |
| The foreman he went crazy | |
| And ran around the field | |
| Said we must be lazy | |
| Had to be seen to be believed | |
| Seen to be believed. | |
| But it was a long way | |
| From this highroad | |
| It was a far away from here. | |
| The farmer had a daughter | |
| And she worked at the wishing well | |
| Put one leg in the water 'til she found the mission bell | |
| The old man went crazy | |
| And ran to get his gun | |
| We had a bad time explaining | |
| We were just having drunken fun | |
| Just having drunken fun. | |
| But it was a long way | |
| From this high road, | |
| Oh! It was a long way from here | |
| So we walked along this road | |
| Just tellin' stories as we go | |
| We just walk along. | |
| Well the farmer had a daughter | |
| And she did not speak a word | |
| We used to kiss her in the orchard | |
| Till one morning we were overheard | |
| The old man he went crazy | |
| Running around the field | |
| Said we must be crazy | |
| Had to be seen to be believed | |
| Seen to be believed |