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Ain't nothing like it |
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When it's twisting and reeling |
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They'll put the boot right in your eye |
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Because when the floor turns into wall |
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And then the wall turns into ceiling |
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Oh what a lovely way to die |
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Another perfect catastrophe |
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Is just waiting to happen |
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Waiting for the moment to transpire |
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Another perfect catastrophe |
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Is just dying to go down |
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It's only looking for the |
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Perfect place and time |
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Oh wouldn't you love |
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To be my partner in crime |
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So many tricks that we could try |
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So if you want to find out |
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What it would been like to my |
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Co-conspiritor |
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Open up the door and step inside |
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When retreat is not an option |
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And remorse just ain't your style |
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There must be something left to do |
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Because every tragedy is a comedy |
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Unless you're the victim |
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Then you're just another monkey in the zoo |