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Once I saw the galaxies in your |
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Jack and Coke eyes, |
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And the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies. |
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Once I wrote a gospel out of every word you say, |
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And now you're on the front page of the |
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USA Today. |
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Cutting to the front of the line |
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I find my mind |
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Is no place to raise a family. |
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And I was looking all over for you, baby. |
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You were always right in front of me. |
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And tonight |
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I'm declaring your love to be a waste of time and money. |
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Once I raised alpacas with your pet |
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Komodo dragon, |
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While I was eating cardboard in my father's station wagon. |
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Once I sold everything |
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I owned to buy you a diamond ring, |
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And now you're over at |
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CNN sitting down with |
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Larry King. |
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After 5 bottles of wine my friends opine that |
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I should consider therapy, |
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But they've clearly never been with you, baby, |
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They don't know about the things that you've told me, |
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And tonight |
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I am declaring my life is a joke no longer funny. |
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All publicity is good publicity |
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When you sell your conscience in this city |
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Achieving high elasticity |
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Shock resistant with electricity |