You call me up on a 
Saturday night 
Half intoxicated with a crazy bunch of guys 
Say you're at a party and 
I really ought to come 
Then you hold the phone up so that 
I can hear the hot drumbeat 
If you're waiting for me 
If you're waiting for me 
You'll be waiting for a long time 
I don't wanna leave out all the fun and happiness 
I don't wanna walk away from love and tenderness 
I'll be on the sofa watchin' rated videos 
I'll be gettin' closer to the one who satisfies my soul 
If you're waiting for me 
If you're waiting for me 
You'll be waiting for a long time 
I have love 
And it changed my ways 
Things will never 
Be the same 
Oh It isn't like 
I'm missin' out on anything tonight 
Happy as can be, 
I got my babies by my side 
One day I will turn around and they will all be grown 
Then they will be goin' out and won't be stayin' home with me 
If you're waiting for me 
If you're waiting for me 
You'll be waiting for a long time 
I have love 
And it changed my ways 
Things will never 
Be the same 
Oh