作曲 : Will Smith/Jeffrey Townes Yo Jeff what's shaking man What's up dude Hey man you remember that girl I knew I walking to school man The one who used to diss me every day Yeah When the record came out she called me two days ago man Man my phone is ringing off the hook With people asking me for tapes and free records I man I ain't with it Word man Bust this This rap is for you people in the past who were against me Who snatched up every opportunity to dis me Put me down like I was nothing treated me like a jerk Now I'm seeing the pay off of all my hard work Cause now that it's my records on the wheels Somehow all of a sudden it's a whole new deal So for those in the past who dissed me don't deny it What you're sorry huh don't even try it Word man Man people are a trip man Put everybody down about what's up with that Yo word man I gotta let 'em know I gotta Bust this I used to know this girl by the name of Theresa I did all I could to make her release her Emotions to me but she just wouldn't do it She built up a wall and I couldn't break through it I used to walk to school every day of the week Watching Theresa walk on the other side of the street One day I finally got my heart up to speak But she dissed me and dismissed me with a smack on my cheek So I bought six bottles of new fancy cologne But all I got from Theresa was leave me alone I bought new clothes to wear everyplace But all Theresa would say was get out of my face So I gave up this quest for Theresa But then on the day my record was released a Strange thing happened when it came on the radio Theresa broke her neck just to say hello I looked at her I said you must be foolish Why did you ignore me on the way to school if You were interested she said oh I apologize I looked deep into her dark brown eyes I said you ignored me for months on and Now all of a sudden you wanna be my friend You didn't talk before so don't talk now be quiet What you really like me huh don't even try it Man she had a lotta nerve man Word man Hey man but she ain't had half as much Nerve as that old record producer man Remember when he dissed us man What what up When I first started rapping I had one idea And it was set in my mind very vivid and clear I knew that I wanted to be a rap artist I would give my all and work my hardest But when I took my song to a record producer He told me that I better go drink some rap juice or Something cause my song was really absurd He said that it was the worst trash that he'd ever heard You know my ego was shattered he busted my groove I could hear him cracking up as I left the booth ha haaa I thought my song was good but he busted my bubble The title was girls ain't nothing but trouble Luckily I found someone who had faith He lifted my ego back up into place His name was Dana Goodman and he thought my song was on track So two weeks later it was out on wax It busted up the charts like a hydrogen bomb Up up up up it clim clim climbed I made people eat the words that said I couldn't achieve Now they had no choice but to believe In me then no sooner than my record came out That same old producer started calling my house One night he called me 'bout at half past 12 He said I've got some cash if you wanna sell I said you big stupid half wit idiot I told you before that my record was a hit But you just laughed like I was some kind of kid Now don't you regret what you did I wish you'd get off my tip yes that's my request You see he who laughs last always laughs best Okay I'll be reasonable you wanna buy it Okay I'll sell it psych don't even try it Ha ha That's how you gotta put it to him Word man that's how you gotta You know what Let me tell you something I got dissed so hard man Bust this I'ma tell you what's up Yo Prince do you remember when we first started out How we used to go to all the parties just to rock the house Word man I remember those good days well Why chill out man cause I got a story to tell About five years ago I began my quest To be the best deejay in the whole U.S There was a lot of deejays striving for my spot They would put me down every chance they got Never cut me a break on any given night They used to all look at me and say Pfsss Jeff's aight But when your Magnficient cuts were released All of that laughter ceased Word When you and I used to do our shows All the crowd would say was ho ho ho Yeah time after time we were tearing it up While you rocked the mic and I rocked the cut But now that I'm making a name for myself All those deejays are like yo Jeff what's up But all that stuff is dead no I ain't with it They approach me on the street and say yo Jeff how 'bout a ticket Man to your very next show But I say no and I tell 'em where they can go I can't believe that they had the nerve To hop on my tip now yeah man word Just the other day homebody approached me on the street And said yo Jeff how 'bout a record for free I said man the way you dissed me you better go buy it But Jeff we're friends for real don't even try it Hey man I'm telling you Straight up You know how it is man Man people People are a trip man Maybe they'll know next time not to dis people Knawmsaying We told 'em We let 'em know Cause I ain't with it man That stuff is dead Dig it Aight Jeff chill man Aight