I'LL *******T ON YOU...Da da..da da.. I'LL *******T ON YOU...Da da..da da.. I'LL *******T ON YOU...Da da..da da.. I'LL *******T ON YOU...Da da..da da.. I'LL *******T ON YOU...I will *******t on you I'LL *******T ON YOU...Girl you know I'LL *******T ON YOU...******* or men I'LL *******T ON YOU...I will *******t on you [Swifty:] I remain fatter than gluttony Tapin' bombs on the back of record companies (uh huh) blow 'em up if they ain't wantin' me The national guard- they scared of huntin' me I love beef- I got your hoe duckin' me A drug thief- ******* I'll take your marijuana These slugs will keep your ass away from my corner I drown *******z in hundred degree saunas You can act if fool if you wanna- BIATCH It's this lyrical piranha- strapped with a grenade in a pool with yo' mama attack her by the legs and pull her to the bottom Twit lettin' up like a condom Slappin' if you *******as got a problem When I see 'em- you hoes endin' up in a ******' mausoleum or hidden in a trunk of a black and gold BM Pull in a garage while you screamin' keep the motor on and I'm leavin' I'LL *******T ON YOU [Chorus: Eminem] I will *******t on you I don't care who you are- I'LL *******T ON YOU I don't give a ******* a-bout you or your car- I'LL *******T ON YOU ******* your house, ******* your jewelry and ******* your watch- I'LL *******T ON YOU ******* your wife, ******* your kids, ******* your family I'll shhh... [Bizarre:] I'm an alcholic- where's the ******' toilet Pass the hot dog (Bizarre, aren't you Islamic?) ******* shut your ******' mouth I'ma keep eating 'till Richard Simmonds comes to my house with a chainsaw to cut me out (my house, my house) Aww ******* your wife- I had sex since I met her Too busy ******' your twelve year old baby sitter (ha ha ha) And all women ain't *******T Only good for cooking cleaning and sucking *******- And that's it (I said it) I'm responsible for killing John Candy Got JonBennet Ramsey in my '98 Camry (she's lost) I don't give a ******* who you are I'll *******t on anybody Truly yours- The Idoitic Bizarre [Eminem:] My adolescent years weren't *******t to wait I do know I never grew up- I was born grown and grew down The older I get- the dumber the *******t I get in The more ignorant the incident is- I fit in Ignorin' the *******t? How boring it gets when there's no one to hit I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit (nope) I know I'm a bit flaky- but they make me It's they who hate me and say they can takee (c'mon) It's they whose legs I break and make achey It's they who mistake me make me so angry (urgh) I'LL *******T ON YOU I'll spit on you Start pissin' and do the opposite on you You weren't listenin'- I said I'll cop a squad on you Start spillin' my guts like chicken cordeu bleu and straight *******t like Notorious BIG did to that ******* on the skit on his last album Pull my pants down and... [chrous] [Kon Artis:] Is Richard Pryor still alive? If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' (WHAT?!) Born brainless this steel ain't stainless Your blood stains all over this steel god-dangit ******* bring it! These *******z that I hang with'll hang u up naked by your ankles dangling But need I stay straight when I don't need your help If you won't gimmie ya *********** I'll unloosen my belt and (I'LL *******T ON YOU) I bet your daddy's not, your momma's kinda caught, your sister's chin crushed Ya aunt supply ya rocks Buck fifty 'cross your neck Blow up your tech I'll beat you across your chest [Kuniva:] Yo It's only right I jack the car keys and run Spent all of my advancements on ****** and guns For fun when I'm drunk I run a truck through the ****** house Jump out and beat your peeps down worse than Steve Stought Put you in choke holds I learned last week from the police man who caught me stealing ****** from his jeep (hey, hey, hey!) I see hoes fightin' y'all don't wanna brawl That's like Deebo fightin' Peabo Bryson (uhhh) I'LL *******T ON YOU ******* what your hollerin' and yellin' about I'll reach in your mouth and pull your ******' skeleton out *******z get hit with a 2-Peace BLING BLING With a poisonous sting- I'm such a violent thing [Chorus] [Eminem:] Once I get on two hits of ex my disc slips and disconnects 'Till I walk around this ******* with a twisted neck but still *******t on the first ******* that disrespects I'LL *******T ON YOU Over reaction is my only reaction which only sets off a chain reaction that puts five more zany actin' maniacs in action A rat pack in black jackets who pack 10 9 millimeters 5 criminals pullin' heaters and spillin' liters of blood like swimmin' pools *******esty individuals shoot at ******* too A lot of people say misogynistic which is true I don't deny it- matter of fact I stand by it So please stand by at the start of a damn riot If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet (that's) Boy girl dog woman man child I'LL *******T ON YOU Da da da da