作曲 : Collier
Them boys from 
Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 
They're too damn skinny or way too long 
I ain't no holy roller so 
I just use a bong 
Them boys from 
Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 
Them boys down in 
Texas got some damn fine **** 
They smuggle across the 
Rio, they use the 
Mexican breed 
That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's 
Texican's creed 
Them boys down in 
Texas got some damn fine **** 
Them boys in 
Arkansas they got some damn fine pot 
That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got 
Haulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man 
I tell you what 
Them boys from 
Arkansas they got some damn fine pot (Chorus) 
Them boys up in 
Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag 
And they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag 
I got some in my guitar case and 
I'm not the type to brag 
But it's a damn sight better than that 
Kansanian schwag 
Them boys in 
Louisiana got trouble growin' their **** 
Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds 
But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon 
You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms (Chorus)