[00:00.01](Diva! )
[00:02.37]Yeah, that's me
[00:05.98]I am the Diva
[00:09.74]You'd better roll out the red carpet
[00:13.79]Cause here I come
[00:31.86]I'm a diva from head to toe
[00:35.14]And it's getting better everyday
[00:38.68]I don't cook, I don't wash dishes
[00:40.84]And I do not do windows
[00:43.15]Cause I'm a diva
[00:46.90]I like shopping
[00:48.74]I hate going to the grocery store
[00:50.80]I hate washing clothes
[00:52.91]I like painting my nails
[00:55.32]It's excites me
[00:58.82]You have to work to get this good
[01:01.64](Diva! )
[01:02.77]That's me
[01:06.53]I am the diva
[01:10.49]Stand in line and kiss my...hand
[01:16.91](Oooh... Diva...)
[01:21.55]You better watch out, cause here I come
[01:40.11]I am telling you
[01:41.13]I am a diva from the big city
[01:43.95]That's right and I like it that way
[01:47.05]You know what else I like?
[01:48.54]I like credit cards
[01:50.74]But not just any old credit cards
[01:52.59]I mean, gold
[01:54.92]You know what they say
[01:56.25]If you have to ask the price you can't afford it
[01:59.50]And I never look at the prices
[02:01.96]Ha, ha, yeah
[02:04.16]I also like it when I don't get the bill
[02:06.72]That's what a true diva is
[02:10.11](Diva! )
[02:11.65]That's me
[02:15.03]I am the Diva
[02:19.01]You better roll out the red carpet
[02:23.11]Cause here I come
[02:25.58](Diva! )
[02:26.91]Get up and let me sit down
[02:30.77]These high heels are killing me
[02:35.04]Uh Diva
[02:40.81](Oooh... Diva...)
[02:46.41]Here I come
[02:48.21]Look at this girl
[02:50.68]Girl, don't even try
[02:53.76]You have to do better than that
[02:56.33]Puts on her new Partuchi pants
[03:00.02]Looks at her ass
[03:01.21]I think she's... got a chance
[03:04.63]So maybe if you're lucky
[03:06.38]One day, you'll end up like me
[03:10.23]That's right, a diva from head to toe
[03:16.40]You have to work to get this good
[03:18.82](Diva! )
[03:19.94]Mmm, better squeeze your ass into them pants girl
[03:25.10]I am telling you
[03:27.40]Rolls Royce? Pull it on up here
[03:34.10](Diva! )
[03:34.92]You can hold the door for me anytime, baby
[03:40.31]I have a new diet now
[03:42.93]I only eat oysters and crabs
[03:47.09]Cause I'm a diva
[03:53.83]Thank you... Thank you... Thank you