作词 : Roberts
I said, "
I'm drinkin' up.
Would you like a belt yerself?"
You said, "
Thanks, but no thanks,
I don't drink, myself.
But you go right ahead, my friend,
I'm not the sort that minds.""
That's good to hear," 
I said"
Because I think you'll findthat 
I don't care that you don't mind."
I said, "
I'm lightin' up.
Would you like a puff?"
You said, "
Thanks, but no thanks,
I don't do that stuff.
But you go right ahead, my friend,
I'm not the sort that minds.""
That's good to hear," 
I said"
Because I think you'll findthat 
I don't care that you don't mind."
I said "
Let's do the nasty,
I like it when it's rough."
You said, "
Well, I'm not so sure
I like that kind of stuff.
But I'll roll over just for you
And take it from behind.""
That's good to hear," 
I said"
Because I think you'll findthat 
I don't care that you don't mind."