作词 : Dean, Eycke, Mullin ... Need to drink to fucking think If you'd think you wouldn't drink Takes a man to drink so much A real man doesn't need a crutch Everybody tells me that it's cool But I'll just let them play the fool Drinking a fifth make you brave It only takes you to an early grave So go ahead and call me dumb At least my fucking brain's not numb You can drink yourself to death I'll keep the liquor off my breath